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The Stranglers - Golden Brown
- 2
The Stranglers - Peaches
- 3
The Stranglers - Always The Sun
- 4
The Stranglers - Let Me Down Easy
- 5
The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl
- 6
The Stranglers - Waltzinblack
- 7
The Stranglers - La Folie
- 8
The Stranglers - No More Heroes
- 9
The Stranglers - Princess Of The Streets
- 10
The Stranglers - The European Female
- 11
The Stranglers - 96 Tears
- 12
The Stranglers - Something better change
- 13
The Stranglers - Breathe
- 14
The Stranglers - Cruel Garden
- 15
The Stranglers - Curfew
- 16
The Stranglers - Dagenham Dave
- 17
The Stranglers - Everybody Loves You When You're Dead
- 18
The Stranglers - Fools Rush Out
- 19
The Stranglers - Get A Grip On Yourself
- 20
The Stranglers - Love 30
- 21
The Stranglers - Walk On By
- 22
The Stranglers - Who Wants The World?
- 23
The Stranglers - 5 Minutes
- 24
The Stranglers - Achilles Heel
- 25
The Stranglers - All Day And All Of The Night
- 26
The Stranglers - And If You Should See Dave...
- 27
The Stranglers - Bitching
- 28
The Stranglers - Boom Boom
- 29
The Stranglers - Down In The Sewer
- 30
The Stranglers - Duchess
- 31
The Stranglers - Enough Time
- 32
The Stranglers - Four Horsemen
- 33
The Stranglers - Hangin' Around
- 34
The Stranglers - Hit Man
- 35
The Stranglers - How To Find Tue Love And Happiness In The Present
- 36
The Stranglers - In This Place
- 37
The Stranglers - It Only Takes Two To Tango
- 38
The Stranglers - Lies And Deception
- 39
The Stranglers - Lost Control
- 40
The Stranglers - Lowlands
- 41
The Stranglers - Maninwhite
- 42
The Stranglers - My Fickle Resolve
- 43
The Stranglers - Never To Look Back
- 44
The Stranglers - No Mercy
- 45
The Stranglers - Nuclear Device
- 46
The Stranglers - Punch And Judy
- 47
The Stranglers - Relentless
- 48
The Stranglers - Rok It to the Moon
- 49
The Stranglers - Savage Breast
- 50
The Stranglers - Shah Shah A Go Go
- 51
The Stranglers - Shakin' Like a Leaf
- 52
The Stranglers - Skin Deep
- 53
The Stranglers - Sometimes
- 54
The Stranglers - Spain
- 55
The Stranglers - Tank
- 56
The Stranglers - The Raven
- 57
The Stranglers - This Song
- 58
The Stranglers - Threatened
- 59
The Stranglers - Tits
- 60
The Stranglers - Top Secret
- 61
The Stranglers - Two Sunspots
- 62
The Stranglers - Ugly
- 63
The Stranglers - Water
- 64
The Stranglers - ¡Viva Vlad!
- 65
The Stranglers - 15 Steps
- 66
The Stranglers - Adios
- 67
The Stranglers - Ain't Nothin' To It
- 68
The Stranglers - Another Camden Afternoon
- 69
The Stranglers - Baroque Bordello
- 70
The Stranglers - Bear Cage
- 71
The Stranglers - Brainbox
- 72
The Stranglers - Bring On The Nubiles
- 73
The Stranglers - Burnham Beeches
- 74
The Stranglers - Burning Up Time
- 75
The Stranglers - Choosey Susie
- 76
The Stranglers - Dead Loss Angeles
- 77
The Stranglers - Dead Ringer
- 78
The Stranglers - Death & Night & Blood
- 79
The Stranglers - Do You Wanna?
- 80
The Stranglers - Don't Bring Harry
- 81
The Stranglers - Down
- 82
The Stranglers - Dry Day
- 83
The Stranglers - English Towns
- 84
The Stranglers - Freedom Is Insane
- 85
The Stranglers - G.m.b.H
- 86
The Stranglers - Genetix
- 87
The Stranglers - Giants
- 88
The Stranglers - Go Buddy Go
- 89
The Stranglers - Goodbye Toulouse
- 90
The Stranglers - Hallow To Our Men
- 91
The Stranglers - Head On The Line
- 92
The Stranglers - Heaven Or Hell
- 93
The Stranglers - Here and There
- 94
The Stranglers - Hey ! (Rise Of Robots)
- 95
The Stranglers - Hot Club
- 96
The Stranglers - I Feel Like A Wog
- 97
The Stranglers - Ice
- 98
The Stranglers - Ice Queen
- 99
The Stranglers - If Something's Gonna Kill Me (It Might As Well Be Love)
- 100
The Stranglers - In One Door
- 101
The Stranglers - In The Shadows
- 102
The Stranglers - Instead of This
- 103
The Stranglers - Just Like Nothing On Earth
- 104
The Stranglers - Laughing
- 105
The Stranglers - Let Me Introduce You To The Family
- 106
The Stranglers - Let's Celebrate
- 107
The Stranglers - London Lady
- 108
The Stranglers - Longships
- 109
The Stranglers - Mad Hatter
- 110
The Stranglers - Man Of The Earth
- 111
The Stranglers - Manna Machine
- 112
The Stranglers - Mean to Me
- 113
The Stranglers - Meninblack
- 114
The Stranglers - Mercury Rising
- 115
The Stranglers - Midnight Summer's Dream
- 116
The Stranglers - Mony Mony
- 117
The Stranglers - N’emmenes Pas Harry
- 118
The Stranglers - Nice And Sleazy
- 119
The Stranglers - Nice In Nice
- 120
The Stranglers - No Man's Land
- 121
The Stranglers - Non Stop
- 122
The Stranglers - Norman Normal
- 123
The Stranglers - North Winds
- 124
The Stranglers - Old Codger
- 125
The Stranglers - Out Of My Mind
- 126
The Stranglers - Outside Tokyo
- 127
The Stranglers - Pawsher
- 128
The Stranglers - Payday
- 129
The Stranglers - Peasant In The Big Shitty
- 130
The Stranglers - Permission
- 131
The Stranglers - Pin Up
- 132
The Stranglers - Place de Victoires
- 133
The Stranglers - School Mam
- 134
The Stranglers - Second Coming
- 135
The Stranglers - Shut Up
- 136
The Stranglers - Since You Went Away
- 137
The Stranglers - Someone Like You
- 138
The Stranglers - Souls
- 139
The Stranglers - Straighten Out
- 140
The Stranglers - Sugar Bullets
- 141
The Stranglers - Sverige
- 142
The Stranglers - Sweden (All Quiet On The Eastern Front)
- 143
The Stranglers - Sweet Smell Of Success
- 144
The Stranglers - The Last Men On The Moon
- 145
The Stranglers - The Lines
- 146
The Stranglers - The Man They Love To Hate
- 147
The Stranglers - This Town
- 148
The Stranglers - Thrown Away
- 149
The Stranglers - Time To Die
- 150
The Stranglers - Time Was Once On My Side
- 151
The Stranglers - Toiler On The Sea
- 152
The Stranglers - Tomorrow Was the Hereafter
- 153
The Stranglers - Too Many Teardrops
- 154
The Stranglers - Tramp
- 155
The Stranglers - Turn the Centuries, Turn
- 156
The Stranglers - Unbroken
- 157
The Stranglers - Uptown
- 158
The Stranglers - Vicious Circles
- 159
The Stranglers - Vietnamerica
- 160
The Stranglers - Vladimir & Olga
- 161
The Stranglers - Vladimir and the Beast (Part 3)
- 162
The Stranglers - Waiting For The Meninblack
- 163
The Stranglers - Was It You
- 164
The Stranglers - Where I Live
- 165
The Stranglers - White Stallion
- 166
The Stranglers - Yellowcake UF6
- 167
The Stranglers - You Hold the Key to My Love in Your Hands
School Mam
The Stranglers
Timmy's got a headache but the others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill
Teacher's got his eye on her moves in for the kill
Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
All the books are closed there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span
Education's secondary - being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee breaks
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly salary cheques
Being a school mam
Noise is heard the principal investigates
She turns on all the cameras and it's too late
Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born
Reaches down for glasses that just can't be found
By the time she finds them - why they're down on the ground
Tossing and a'turning they've got feverish hands
Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Sucking on her fingernails can't believe what she's seen
She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen
Locks her door with trembling hands
Her heart's beating fast she pretends she's down there
On the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know
Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can
She can't reach her helter skelter down with the school mam
Just watch her go and help her try if you can
Use your twentieth century imagination if you've got any
Oooey . . . now she's at the top and teacher sets her free
Being a school mam
Disgusting behaviour
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Let the flood gates open wide
Being a school mam
Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
with
Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way that an old woman can
She was where the action was down there with the school mam
Oooey . . . teacher never will discover who could see
Being a school mam
One and one make two if you are very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle age
Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP land
Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher
Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
but it goes forty-two and a bit;
43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49.1, 49.2, 49.3, 49.4, 49.5, 49.6, 49.7, 49.8, 49.9 (X9)
Fifty
