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The Stranglers - Golden Brown
- 2
The Stranglers - Always The Sun
- 3
The Stranglers - La Folie
- 4
The Stranglers - Midnight Summer's Dream
- 5
The Stranglers - No More Heroes
- 6
The Stranglers - Princess Of The Streets
- 7
The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl
- 8
The Stranglers - Achilles Heel
- 9
The Stranglers - Peaches
- 10
The Stranglers - Pin Up
- 11
The Stranglers - Everybody Loves You When You're Dead
- 12
The Stranglers - In This Place
- 13
The Stranglers - Let Me Down Easy
- 14
The Stranglers - Non Stop
- 15
The Stranglers - Second Coming
- 16
The Stranglers - Sweden (All Quiet On The Eastern Front)
- 17
The Stranglers - Tramp
- 18
The Stranglers - Waltzinblack
- 19
The Stranglers - Ain't Nothin' To It
- 20
The Stranglers - Bring On The Nubiles
- 21
The Stranglers - Death & Night & Blood
- 22
The Stranglers - Freedom Is Insane
- 23
The Stranglers - Get A Grip On Yourself
- 24
The Stranglers - Head On The Line
- 25
The Stranglers - Instead of This
- 26
The Stranglers - Let Me Introduce You To The Family
- 27
The Stranglers - London Lady
- 28
The Stranglers - Mad Hatter
- 29
The Stranglers - Mercury Rising
- 30
The Stranglers - No Mercy
- 31
The Stranglers - Nuclear Device
- 32
The Stranglers - Out Of My Mind
- 33
The Stranglers - Shah Shah A Go Go
- 34
The Stranglers - Souls
- 35
The Stranglers - The Man They Love To Hate
- 36
The Stranglers - The Raven
- 37
The Stranglers - Top Secret
- 38
The Stranglers - Water
- 39
The Stranglers - White Stallion
- 40
The Stranglers - You Hold the Key to My Love in Your Hands
- 41
The Stranglers - ¡Viva Vlad!
- 42
The Stranglers - 5 Minutes
- 43
The Stranglers - 96 Tears
- 44
The Stranglers - Adios
- 45
The Stranglers - All Day And All Of The Night
- 46
The Stranglers - And If You Should See Dave...
- 47
The Stranglers - Another Camden Afternoon
- 48
The Stranglers - Baroque Bordello
- 49
The Stranglers - Breathe
- 50
The Stranglers - Burnham Beeches
- 51
The Stranglers - Choosey Susie
- 52
The Stranglers - Curfew
- 53
The Stranglers - Dead Ringer
- 54
The Stranglers - Do You Wanna?
- 55
The Stranglers - Down
- 56
The Stranglers - Down In The Sewer
- 57
The Stranglers - Duchess
- 58
The Stranglers - Fools Rush Out
- 59
The Stranglers - G.m.b.H
- 60
The Stranglers - Go Buddy Go
- 61
The Stranglers - Hallow To Our Men
- 62
The Stranglers - Hangin' Around
- 63
The Stranglers - Heaven Or Hell
- 64
The Stranglers - Hot Club
- 65
The Stranglers - How To Find Tue Love And Happiness In The Present
- 66
The Stranglers - I Feel Like A Wog
- 67
The Stranglers - In One Door
- 68
The Stranglers - Laughing
- 69
The Stranglers - Let's Celebrate
- 70
The Stranglers - Lost Control
- 71
The Stranglers - Man Of The Earth
- 72
The Stranglers - Maninwhite
- 73
The Stranglers - Mony Mony
- 74
The Stranglers - N’emmenes Pas Harry
- 75
The Stranglers - Nice And Sleazy
- 76
The Stranglers - No Man's Land
- 77
The Stranglers - Norman Normal
- 78
The Stranglers - North Winds
- 79
The Stranglers - Outside Tokyo
- 80
The Stranglers - Place de Victoires
- 81
The Stranglers - Punch And Judy
- 82
The Stranglers - Relentless
- 83
The Stranglers - Savage Breast
- 84
The Stranglers - School Mam
- 85
The Stranglers - Someone Like You
- 86
The Stranglers - Sometimes
- 87
The Stranglers - Spain
- 88
The Stranglers - Straighten Out
- 89
The Stranglers - Sugar Bullets
- 90
The Stranglers - Tank
- 91
The Stranglers - The Last Men On The Moon
- 92
The Stranglers - The Lines
- 93
The Stranglers - This Town
- 94
The Stranglers - Time Was Once On My Side
- 95
The Stranglers - Tits
- 96
The Stranglers - Too Many Teardrops
- 97
The Stranglers - Turn the Centuries, Turn
- 98
The Stranglers - Two Sunspots
- 99
The Stranglers - Ugly
- 100
The Stranglers - Unbroken
- 101
The Stranglers - Uptown
- 102
The Stranglers - Vietnamerica
- 103
The Stranglers - Vladimir & Olga
- 104
The Stranglers - Walk On By
- 105
The Stranglers - Where I Live
- 106
The Stranglers - 15 Steps
- 107
The Stranglers - Bear Cage
- 108
The Stranglers - Bitching
- 109
The Stranglers - Boom Boom
- 110
The Stranglers - Brainbox
- 111
The Stranglers - Burning Up Time
- 112
The Stranglers - Cruel Garden
- 113
The Stranglers - Dagenham Dave
- 114
The Stranglers - Dead Loss Angeles
- 115
The Stranglers - Don't Bring Harry
- 116
The Stranglers - Dry Day
- 117
The Stranglers - English Towns
- 118
The Stranglers - Enough Time
- 119
The Stranglers - Four Horsemen
- 120
The Stranglers - Genetix
- 121
The Stranglers - Giants
- 122
The Stranglers - Goodbye Toulouse
- 123
The Stranglers - Here and There
- 124
The Stranglers - Hey ! (Rise Of Robots)
- 125
The Stranglers - Hit Man
- 126
The Stranglers - Ice
- 127
The Stranglers - Ice Queen
- 128
The Stranglers - If Something's Gonna Kill Me (It Might As Well Be Love)
- 129
The Stranglers - In The Shadows
- 130
The Stranglers - It Only Takes Two To Tango
- 131
The Stranglers - Just Like Nothing On Earth
- 132
The Stranglers - Lies And Deception
- 133
The Stranglers - Longships
- 134
The Stranglers - Love 30
- 135
The Stranglers - Lowlands
- 136
The Stranglers - Manna Machine
- 137
The Stranglers - Mean to Me
- 138
The Stranglers - Meninblack
- 139
The Stranglers - My Fickle Resolve
- 140
The Stranglers - Never To Look Back
- 141
The Stranglers - Nice In Nice
- 142
The Stranglers - Old Codger
- 143
The Stranglers - Pawsher
- 144
The Stranglers - Payday
- 145
The Stranglers - Peasant In The Big Shitty
- 146
The Stranglers - Permission
- 147
The Stranglers - Rok It to the Moon
- 148
The Stranglers - Shakin' Like a Leaf
- 149
The Stranglers - Shut Up
- 150
The Stranglers - Since You Went Away
- 151
The Stranglers - Skin Deep
- 152
The Stranglers - Something better change
- 153
The Stranglers - Sverige
- 154
The Stranglers - Sweet Smell Of Success
- 155
The Stranglers - The European Female
- 156
The Stranglers - This Song
- 157
The Stranglers - Threatened
- 158
The Stranglers - Thrown Away
- 159
The Stranglers - Time To Die
- 160
The Stranglers - Toiler On The Sea
- 161
The Stranglers - Tomorrow Was the Hereafter
- 162
The Stranglers - Vicious Circles
- 163
The Stranglers - Vladimir and the Beast (Part 3)
- 164
The Stranglers - Waiting For The Meninblack
- 165
The Stranglers - Was It You
- 166
The Stranglers - Who Wants The World?
- 167
The Stranglers - Yellowcake UF6
School Mam
The Stranglers
Timmy's got a headache but the others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill
Teacher's got his eye on her moves in for the kill
Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
All the books are closed there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span
Education's secondary - being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee breaks
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly salary cheques
Being a school mam
Noise is heard the principal investigates
She turns on all the cameras and it's too late
Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born
Reaches down for glasses that just can't be found
By the time she finds them - why they're down on the ground
Tossing and a'turning they've got feverish hands
Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Sucking on her fingernails can't believe what she's seen
She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen
Locks her door with trembling hands
Her heart's beating fast she pretends she's down there
On the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know
Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can
She can't reach her helter skelter down with the school mam
Just watch her go and help her try if you can
Use your twentieth century imagination if you've got any
Oooey . . . now she's at the top and teacher sets her free
Being a school mam
Disgusting behaviour
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Let the flood gates open wide
Being a school mam
Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
with
Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way that an old woman can
She was where the action was down there with the school mam
Oooey . . . teacher never will discover who could see
Being a school mam
One and one make two if you are very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle age
Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP land
Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher
Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
but it goes forty-two and a bit;
43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49.1, 49.2, 49.3, 49.4, 49.5, 49.6, 49.7, 49.8, 49.9 (X9)
Fifty
