- 1
The Stranglers - Golden Brown
- 2
The Stranglers - Always The Sun
- 3
The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl
- 4
The Stranglers - La Folie
- 5
The Stranglers - Peaches
- 6
The Stranglers - No More Heroes
- 7
The Stranglers - Midnight Summer's Dream
- 8
The Stranglers - Nice And Sleazy
- 9
The Stranglers - Skin Deep
- 10
The Stranglers - Let Me Down Easy
- 11
The Stranglers - Longships
- 12
The Stranglers - Since You Went Away
- 13
The Stranglers - Dry Day
- 14
The Stranglers - Get A Grip On Yourself
- 15
The Stranglers - I Feel Like A Wog
- 16
The Stranglers - Pin Up
- 17
The Stranglers - Tomorrow Was the Hereafter
- 18
The Stranglers - Water
- 19
The Stranglers - 15 Steps
- 20
The Stranglers - 5 Minutes
- 21
The Stranglers - Ain't Nothin' To It
- 22
The Stranglers - And If You Should See Dave...
- 23
The Stranglers - Breathe
- 24
The Stranglers - Bring On The Nubiles
- 25
The Stranglers - Cruel Garden
- 26
The Stranglers - Dead Loss Angeles
- 27
The Stranglers - Do You Wanna?
- 28
The Stranglers - Don't Bring Harry
- 29
The Stranglers - Everybody Loves You When You're Dead
- 30
The Stranglers - Four Horsemen
- 31
The Stranglers - Genetix
- 32
The Stranglers - Head On The Line
- 33
The Stranglers - Hit Man
- 34
The Stranglers - Ice
- 35
The Stranglers - Instead of This
- 36
The Stranglers - Just Like Nothing On Earth
- 37
The Stranglers - Lost Control
- 38
The Stranglers - Mad Hatter
- 39
The Stranglers - Maninwhite
- 40
The Stranglers - No Man's Land
- 41
The Stranglers - No Mercy
- 42
The Stranglers - Norman Normal
- 43
The Stranglers - Out Of My Mind
- 44
The Stranglers - Outside Tokyo
- 45
The Stranglers - Something better change
- 46
The Stranglers - Sweden (All Quiet On The Eastern Front)
- 47
The Stranglers - Thrown Away
- 48
The Stranglers - Time To Die
- 49
The Stranglers - Two Sunspots
- 50
The Stranglers - Unbroken
- 51
The Stranglers - Walk On By
- 52
The Stranglers - Yellowcake UF6
- 53
The Stranglers - All Day And All Of The Night
- 54
The Stranglers - Another Camden Afternoon
- 55
The Stranglers - Baroque Bordello
- 56
The Stranglers - Bear Cage
- 57
The Stranglers - Burnham Beeches
- 58
The Stranglers - Burning Up Time
- 59
The Stranglers - Choosey Susie
- 60
The Stranglers - Curfew
- 61
The Stranglers - Dagenham Dave
- 62
The Stranglers - Death & Night & Blood
- 63
The Stranglers - Down
- 64
The Stranglers - Fools Rush Out
- 65
The Stranglers - Freedom Is Insane
- 66
The Stranglers - Giants
- 67
The Stranglers - Hallow To Our Men
- 68
The Stranglers - Hangin' Around
- 69
The Stranglers - Hey ! (Rise Of Robots)
- 70
The Stranglers - Ice Queen
- 71
The Stranglers - In The Shadows
- 72
The Stranglers - London Lady
- 73
The Stranglers - Love 30
- 74
The Stranglers - Lowlands
- 75
The Stranglers - Mean to Me
- 76
The Stranglers - Meninblack
- 77
The Stranglers - Mony Mony
- 78
The Stranglers - My Fickle Resolve
- 79
The Stranglers - N’emmenes Pas Harry
- 80
The Stranglers - Nice In Nice
- 81
The Stranglers - North Winds
- 82
The Stranglers - Nuclear Device
- 83
The Stranglers - Old Codger
- 84
The Stranglers - Payday
- 85
The Stranglers - Peasant In The Big Shitty
- 86
The Stranglers - Permission
- 87
The Stranglers - Princess Of The Streets
- 88
The Stranglers - Second Coming
- 89
The Stranglers - Shakin' Like a Leaf
- 90
The Stranglers - Shut Up
- 91
The Stranglers - Straighten Out
- 92
The Stranglers - Sverige
- 93
The Stranglers - Sweet Smell Of Success
- 94
The Stranglers - The European Female
- 95
The Stranglers - The Last Men On The Moon
- 96
The Stranglers - The Lines
- 97
The Stranglers - The Man They Love To Hate
- 98
The Stranglers - This Song
- 99
The Stranglers - Threatened
- 100
The Stranglers - Tits
- 101
The Stranglers - Toiler On The Sea
- 102
The Stranglers - Tramp
- 103
The Stranglers - Turn the Centuries, Turn
- 104
The Stranglers - Ugly
- 105
The Stranglers - Vladimir & Olga
- 106
The Stranglers - Vladimir and the Beast (Part 3)
- 107
The Stranglers - Waiting For The Meninblack
- 108
The Stranglers - Where I Live
- 109
The Stranglers - Who Wants The World?
- 110
The Stranglers - ¡Viva Vlad!
- 111
The Stranglers - 96 Tears
- 112
The Stranglers - Achilles Heel
- 113
The Stranglers - Adios
- 114
The Stranglers - Bitching
- 115
The Stranglers - Boom Boom
- 116
The Stranglers - Brainbox
- 117
The Stranglers - Dead Ringer
- 118
The Stranglers - Down In The Sewer
- 119
The Stranglers - Duchess
- 120
The Stranglers - English Towns
- 121
The Stranglers - Enough Time
- 122
The Stranglers - G.m.b.H
- 123
The Stranglers - Go Buddy Go
- 124
The Stranglers - Goodbye Toulouse
- 125
The Stranglers - Heaven Or Hell
- 126
The Stranglers - Here and There
- 127
The Stranglers - Hot Club
- 128
The Stranglers - How To Find Tue Love And Happiness In The Present
- 129
The Stranglers - If Something's Gonna Kill Me (It Might As Well Be Love)
- 130
The Stranglers - In One Door
- 131
The Stranglers - In This Place
- 132
The Stranglers - It Only Takes Two To Tango
- 133
The Stranglers - Laughing
- 134
The Stranglers - Let Me Introduce You To The Family
- 135
The Stranglers - Let's Celebrate
- 136
The Stranglers - Lies And Deception
- 137
The Stranglers - Man Of The Earth
- 138
The Stranglers - Manna Machine
- 139
The Stranglers - Mercury Rising
- 140
The Stranglers - Never To Look Back
- 141
The Stranglers - Non Stop
- 142
The Stranglers - Pawsher
- 143
The Stranglers - Place de Victoires
- 144
The Stranglers - Punch And Judy
- 145
The Stranglers - Relentless
- 146
The Stranglers - Rok It to the Moon
- 147
The Stranglers - Savage Breast
- 148
The Stranglers - School Mam
- 149
The Stranglers - Shah Shah A Go Go
- 150
The Stranglers - Someone Like You
- 151
The Stranglers - Sometimes
- 152
The Stranglers - Souls
- 153
The Stranglers - Spain
- 154
The Stranglers - Sugar Bullets
- 155
The Stranglers - Tank
- 156
The Stranglers - The Raven
- 157
The Stranglers - This Town
- 158
The Stranglers - Time Was Once On My Side
- 159
The Stranglers - Too Many Teardrops
- 160
The Stranglers - Top Secret
- 161
The Stranglers - Uptown
- 162
The Stranglers - Vicious Circles
- 163
The Stranglers - Vietnamerica
- 164
The Stranglers - Waltzinblack
- 165
The Stranglers - Was It You
- 166
The Stranglers - White Stallion
- 167
The Stranglers - You Hold the Key to My Love in Your Hands
School Mam
The Stranglers
Timmy's got a headache but the others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill
Teacher's got his eye on her moves in for the kill
Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
All the books are closed there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span
Education's secondary - being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee breaks
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly salary cheques
Being a school mam
Noise is heard the principal investigates
She turns on all the cameras and it's too late
Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born
Reaches down for glasses that just can't be found
By the time she finds them - why they're down on the ground
Tossing and a'turning they've got feverish hands
Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Sucking on her fingernails can't believe what she's seen
She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen
Locks her door with trembling hands
Her heart's beating fast she pretends she's down there
On the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know
Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can
She can't reach her helter skelter down with the school mam
Just watch her go and help her try if you can
Use your twentieth century imagination if you've got any
Oooey . . . now she's at the top and teacher sets her free
Being a school mam
Disgusting behaviour
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Let the flood gates open wide
Being a school mam
Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
with
Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way that an old woman can
She was where the action was down there with the school mam
Oooey . . . teacher never will discover who could see
Being a school mam
One and one make two if you are very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle age
Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP land
Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher
Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
but it goes forty-two and a bit;
43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49.1, 49.2, 49.3, 49.4, 49.5, 49.6, 49.7, 49.8, 49.9 (X9)
Fifty
