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The Stranglers - Golden Brown
- 2
The Stranglers - Always The Sun
- 3
The Stranglers - La Folie
- 4
The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl
- 5
The Stranglers - Midnight Summer's Dream
- 6
The Stranglers - Peaches
- 7
The Stranglers - Nice And Sleazy
- 8
The Stranglers - Shut Up
- 9
The Stranglers - This Town
- 10
The Stranglers - If Something's Gonna Kill Me (It Might As Well Be Love)
- 11
The Stranglers - Let Me Down Easy
- 12
The Stranglers - Nice In Nice
- 13
The Stranglers - No Man's Land
- 14
The Stranglers - No More Heroes
- 15
The Stranglers - Souls
- 16
The Stranglers - Waltzinblack
- 17
The Stranglers - You Hold the Key to My Love in Your Hands
- 18
The Stranglers - ¡Viva Vlad!
- 19
The Stranglers - 5 Minutes
- 20
The Stranglers - Baroque Bordello
- 21
The Stranglers - Bitching
- 22
The Stranglers - Burning Up Time
- 23
The Stranglers - Don't Bring Harry
- 24
The Stranglers - Down
- 25
The Stranglers - Four Horsemen
- 26
The Stranglers - Hangin' Around
- 27
The Stranglers - Here and There
- 28
The Stranglers - Hit Man
- 29
The Stranglers - Hot Club
- 30
The Stranglers - Ice
- 31
The Stranglers - Let Me Introduce You To The Family
- 32
The Stranglers - Manna Machine
- 33
The Stranglers - Non Stop
- 34
The Stranglers - Norman Normal
- 35
The Stranglers - Out Of My Mind
- 36
The Stranglers - Permission
- 37
The Stranglers - Pin Up
- 38
The Stranglers - Skin Deep
- 39
The Stranglers - Sometimes
- 40
The Stranglers - Straighten Out
- 41
The Stranglers - Thrown Away
- 42
The Stranglers - Uptown
- 43
The Stranglers - Walk On By
- 44
The Stranglers - Adios
- 45
The Stranglers - Ain't Nothin' To It
- 46
The Stranglers - Bear Cage
- 47
The Stranglers - Brainbox
- 48
The Stranglers - Breathe
- 49
The Stranglers - Bring On The Nubiles
- 50
The Stranglers - Choosey Susie
- 51
The Stranglers - Dead Loss Angeles
- 52
The Stranglers - Dead Ringer
- 53
The Stranglers - Do You Wanna?
- 54
The Stranglers - Duchess
- 55
The Stranglers - English Towns
- 56
The Stranglers - Fools Rush Out
- 57
The Stranglers - Freedom Is Insane
- 58
The Stranglers - Get A Grip On Yourself
- 59
The Stranglers - Goodbye Toulouse
- 60
The Stranglers - Head On The Line
- 61
The Stranglers - Heaven Or Hell
- 62
The Stranglers - I Feel Like A Wog
- 63
The Stranglers - Ice Queen
- 64
The Stranglers - In One Door
- 65
The Stranglers - Instead of This
- 66
The Stranglers - Just Like Nothing On Earth
- 67
The Stranglers - Lies And Deception
- 68
The Stranglers - London Lady
- 69
The Stranglers - Longships
- 70
The Stranglers - Lost Control
- 71
The Stranglers - Lowlands
- 72
The Stranglers - Mad Hatter
- 73
The Stranglers - Maninwhite
- 74
The Stranglers - Meninblack
- 75
The Stranglers - My Fickle Resolve
- 76
The Stranglers - Never To Look Back
- 77
The Stranglers - No Mercy
- 78
The Stranglers - North Winds
- 79
The Stranglers - Nuclear Device
- 80
The Stranglers - Outside Tokyo
- 81
The Stranglers - Pawsher
- 82
The Stranglers - Punch And Judy
- 83
The Stranglers - Savage Breast
- 84
The Stranglers - School Mam
- 85
The Stranglers - Second Coming
- 86
The Stranglers - Shah Shah A Go Go
- 87
The Stranglers - Shakin' Like a Leaf
- 88
The Stranglers - Since You Went Away
- 89
The Stranglers - Someone Like You
- 90
The Stranglers - Something better change
- 91
The Stranglers - Sweden (All Quiet On The Eastern Front)
- 92
The Stranglers - Sweet Smell Of Success
- 93
The Stranglers - The European Female
- 94
The Stranglers - The Lines
- 95
The Stranglers - The Man They Love To Hate
- 96
The Stranglers - The Raven
- 97
The Stranglers - Time To Die
- 98
The Stranglers - Time Was Once On My Side
- 99
The Stranglers - Tomorrow Was the Hereafter
- 100
The Stranglers - Too Many Teardrops
- 101
The Stranglers - Top Secret
- 102
The Stranglers - Tramp
- 103
The Stranglers - Turn the Centuries, Turn
- 104
The Stranglers - Two Sunspots
- 105
The Stranglers - Ugly
- 106
The Stranglers - Unbroken
- 107
The Stranglers - Was It You
- 108
The Stranglers - Water
- 109
The Stranglers - White Stallion
- 110
The Stranglers - 15 Steps
- 111
The Stranglers - 96 Tears
- 112
The Stranglers - Achilles Heel
- 113
The Stranglers - All Day And All Of The Night
- 114
The Stranglers - And If You Should See Dave...
- 115
The Stranglers - Another Camden Afternoon
- 116
The Stranglers - Boom Boom
- 117
The Stranglers - Burnham Beeches
- 118
The Stranglers - Cruel Garden
- 119
The Stranglers - Curfew
- 120
The Stranglers - Dagenham Dave
- 121
The Stranglers - Death & Night & Blood
- 122
The Stranglers - Down In The Sewer
- 123
The Stranglers - Dry Day
- 124
The Stranglers - Enough Time
- 125
The Stranglers - Everybody Loves You When You're Dead
- 126
The Stranglers - G.m.b.H
- 127
The Stranglers - Genetix
- 128
The Stranglers - Giants
- 129
The Stranglers - Go Buddy Go
- 130
The Stranglers - Hallow To Our Men
- 131
The Stranglers - Hey ! (Rise Of Robots)
- 132
The Stranglers - How To Find Tue Love And Happiness In The Present
- 133
The Stranglers - In The Shadows
- 134
The Stranglers - In This Place
- 135
The Stranglers - It Only Takes Two To Tango
- 136
The Stranglers - Laughing
- 137
The Stranglers - Let's Celebrate
- 138
The Stranglers - Love 30
- 139
The Stranglers - Man Of The Earth
- 140
The Stranglers - Mean to Me
- 141
The Stranglers - Mercury Rising
- 142
The Stranglers - Mony Mony
- 143
The Stranglers - N’emmenes Pas Harry
- 144
The Stranglers - Old Codger
- 145
The Stranglers - Payday
- 146
The Stranglers - Peasant In The Big Shitty
- 147
The Stranglers - Place de Victoires
- 148
The Stranglers - Princess Of The Streets
- 149
The Stranglers - Relentless
- 150
The Stranglers - Rok It to the Moon
- 151
The Stranglers - Spain
- 152
The Stranglers - Sugar Bullets
- 153
The Stranglers - Sverige
- 154
The Stranglers - Tank
- 155
The Stranglers - The Last Men On The Moon
- 156
The Stranglers - This Song
- 157
The Stranglers - Threatened
- 158
The Stranglers - Tits
- 159
The Stranglers - Toiler On The Sea
- 160
The Stranglers - Vicious Circles
- 161
The Stranglers - Vietnamerica
- 162
The Stranglers - Vladimir & Olga
- 163
The Stranglers - Vladimir and the Beast (Part 3)
- 164
The Stranglers - Waiting For The Meninblack
- 165
The Stranglers - Where I Live
- 166
The Stranglers - Who Wants The World?
- 167
The Stranglers - Yellowcake UF6
School Mam
The Stranglers
Timmy's got a headache but the others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill
Teacher's got his eye on her moves in for the kill
Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
All the books are closed there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span
Education's secondary - being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee breaks
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly salary cheques
Being a school mam
Noise is heard the principal investigates
She turns on all the cameras and it's too late
Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born
Reaches down for glasses that just can't be found
By the time she finds them - why they're down on the ground
Tossing and a'turning they've got feverish hands
Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Sucking on her fingernails can't believe what she's seen
She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen
Locks her door with trembling hands
Her heart's beating fast she pretends she's down there
On the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know
Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can
She can't reach her helter skelter down with the school mam
Just watch her go and help her try if you can
Use your twentieth century imagination if you've got any
Oooey . . . now she's at the top and teacher sets her free
Being a school mam
Disgusting behaviour
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Let the flood gates open wide
Being a school mam
Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
with
Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way that an old woman can
She was where the action was down there with the school mam
Oooey . . . teacher never will discover who could see
Being a school mam
One and one make two if you are very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle age
Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP land
Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher
Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
but it goes forty-two and a bit;
43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49.1, 49.2, 49.3, 49.4, 49.5, 49.6, 49.7, 49.8, 49.9 (X9)
Fifty
