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The Stranglers - Golden Brown
- 2
The Stranglers - Always The Sun
- 3
The Stranglers - Midnight Summer's Dream
- 4
The Stranglers - How To Find Tue Love And Happiness In The Present
- 5
The Stranglers - La Folie
- 6
The Stranglers - No More Heroes
- 7
The Stranglers - Princess Of The Streets
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The Stranglers - Waltzinblack
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The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl
- 10
The Stranglers - Pin Up
- 11
The Stranglers - Enough Time
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The Stranglers - Peaches
- 13
The Stranglers - 5 Minutes
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The Stranglers - Ain't Nothin' To It
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The Stranglers - Burnham Beeches
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The Stranglers - Choosey Susie
- 17
The Stranglers - Curfew
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The Stranglers - Duchess
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The Stranglers - It Only Takes Two To Tango
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The Stranglers - Let Me Down Easy
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The Stranglers - No Mercy
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The Stranglers - Skin Deep
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The Stranglers - Uptown
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The Stranglers - Vladimir & Olga
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The Stranglers - Walk On By
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The Stranglers - Achilles Heel
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The Stranglers - Boom Boom
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The Stranglers - Brainbox
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The Stranglers - Breathe
- 30
The Stranglers - Bring On The Nubiles
- 31
The Stranglers - Cruel Garden
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The Stranglers - Dead Ringer
- 33
The Stranglers - Do You Wanna?
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The Stranglers - Don't Bring Harry
- 35
The Stranglers - Down
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The Stranglers - Down In The Sewer
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The Stranglers - Everybody Loves You When You're Dead
- 38
The Stranglers - Freedom Is Insane
- 39
The Stranglers - Get A Grip On Yourself
- 40
The Stranglers - Giants
- 41
The Stranglers - Hey ! (Rise Of Robots)
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The Stranglers - Hit Man
- 43
The Stranglers - Hot Club
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The Stranglers - If Something's Gonna Kill Me (It Might As Well Be Love)
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The Stranglers - In One Door
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The Stranglers - In The Shadows
- 47
The Stranglers - Laughing
- 48
The Stranglers - Love 30
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The Stranglers - Man Of The Earth
- 50
The Stranglers - Meninblack
- 51
The Stranglers - Mercury Rising
- 52
The Stranglers - My Fickle Resolve
- 53
The Stranglers - Nice And Sleazy
- 54
The Stranglers - No Man's Land
- 55
The Stranglers - Non Stop
- 56
The Stranglers - Out Of My Mind
- 57
The Stranglers - Payday
- 58
The Stranglers - Shut Up
- 59
The Stranglers - Straighten Out
- 60
The Stranglers - Sverige
- 61
The Stranglers - Sweden (All Quiet On The Eastern Front)
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The Stranglers - Sweet Smell Of Success
- 63
The Stranglers - Tank
- 64
The Stranglers - The Lines
- 65
The Stranglers - The Man They Love To Hate
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The Stranglers - This Town
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The Stranglers - Time To Die
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The Stranglers - Time Was Once On My Side
- 69
The Stranglers - Too Many Teardrops
- 70
The Stranglers - Turn the Centuries, Turn
- 71
The Stranglers - Two Sunspots
- 72
The Stranglers - Unbroken
- 73
The Stranglers - Vietnamerica
- 74
The Stranglers - Where I Live
- 75
The Stranglers - White Stallion
- 76
The Stranglers - You Hold the Key to My Love in Your Hands
- 77
The Stranglers - ¡Viva Vlad!
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The Stranglers - 15 Steps
- 79
The Stranglers - 96 Tears
- 80
The Stranglers - Adios
- 81
The Stranglers - All Day And All Of The Night
- 82
The Stranglers - And If You Should See Dave...
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The Stranglers - Another Camden Afternoon
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The Stranglers - Baroque Bordello
- 85
The Stranglers - Bear Cage
- 86
The Stranglers - Bitching
- 87
The Stranglers - Burning Up Time
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The Stranglers - Dagenham Dave
- 89
The Stranglers - Dead Loss Angeles
- 90
The Stranglers - Death & Night & Blood
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The Stranglers - Dry Day
- 92
The Stranglers - English Towns
- 93
The Stranglers - Fools Rush Out
- 94
The Stranglers - Four Horsemen
- 95
The Stranglers - G.m.b.H
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The Stranglers - Genetix
- 97
The Stranglers - Go Buddy Go
- 98
The Stranglers - Goodbye Toulouse
- 99
The Stranglers - Hallow To Our Men
- 100
The Stranglers - Hangin' Around
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The Stranglers - Head On The Line
- 102
The Stranglers - Heaven Or Hell
- 103
The Stranglers - Here and There
- 104
The Stranglers - I Feel Like A Wog
- 105
The Stranglers - Ice
- 106
The Stranglers - Ice Queen
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The Stranglers - In This Place
- 108
The Stranglers - Instead of This
- 109
The Stranglers - Just Like Nothing On Earth
- 110
The Stranglers - Let Me Introduce You To The Family
- 111
The Stranglers - Let's Celebrate
- 112
The Stranglers - Lies And Deception
- 113
The Stranglers - London Lady
- 114
The Stranglers - Longships
- 115
The Stranglers - Lost Control
- 116
The Stranglers - Lowlands
- 117
The Stranglers - Mad Hatter
- 118
The Stranglers - Maninwhite
- 119
The Stranglers - Manna Machine
- 120
The Stranglers - Mean to Me
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The Stranglers - Mony Mony
- 122
The Stranglers - N’emmenes Pas Harry
- 123
The Stranglers - Never To Look Back
- 124
The Stranglers - Nice In Nice
- 125
The Stranglers - Norman Normal
- 126
The Stranglers - North Winds
- 127
The Stranglers - Nuclear Device
- 128
The Stranglers - Old Codger
- 129
The Stranglers - Outside Tokyo
- 130
The Stranglers - Pawsher
- 131
The Stranglers - Peasant In The Big Shitty
- 132
The Stranglers - Permission
- 133
The Stranglers - Place de Victoires
- 134
The Stranglers - Punch And Judy
- 135
The Stranglers - Relentless
- 136
The Stranglers - Rok It to the Moon
- 137
The Stranglers - Savage Breast
- 138
The Stranglers - School Mam
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The Stranglers - Second Coming
- 140
The Stranglers - Shah Shah A Go Go
- 141
The Stranglers - Shakin' Like a Leaf
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The Stranglers - Since You Went Away
- 143
The Stranglers - Someone Like You
- 144
The Stranglers - Something better change
- 145
The Stranglers - Sometimes
- 146
The Stranglers - Souls
- 147
The Stranglers - Spain
- 148
The Stranglers - Sugar Bullets
- 149
The Stranglers - The European Female
- 150
The Stranglers - The Last Men On The Moon
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The Stranglers - The Raven
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The Stranglers - This Song
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The Stranglers - Threatened
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The Stranglers - Thrown Away
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The Stranglers - Tits
- 156
The Stranglers - Toiler On The Sea
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The Stranglers - Tomorrow Was the Hereafter
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The Stranglers - Top Secret
- 159
The Stranglers - Tramp
- 160
The Stranglers - Ugly
- 161
The Stranglers - Vicious Circles
- 162
The Stranglers - Vladimir and the Beast (Part 3)
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The Stranglers - Waiting For The Meninblack
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The Stranglers - Was It You
- 165
The Stranglers - Water
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The Stranglers - Who Wants The World?
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The Stranglers - Yellowcake UF6
School Mam
The Stranglers
Timmy's got a headache but the others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill
Teacher's got his eye on her moves in for the kill
Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
All the books are closed there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span
Education's secondary - being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee breaks
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly salary cheques
Being a school mam
Noise is heard the principal investigates
She turns on all the cameras and it's too late
Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born
Reaches down for glasses that just can't be found
By the time she finds them - why they're down on the ground
Tossing and a'turning they've got feverish hands
Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Sucking on her fingernails can't believe what she's seen
She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen
Locks her door with trembling hands
Her heart's beating fast she pretends she's down there
On the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know
Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can
She can't reach her helter skelter down with the school mam
Just watch her go and help her try if you can
Use your twentieth century imagination if you've got any
Oooey . . . now she's at the top and teacher sets her free
Being a school mam
Disgusting behaviour
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Let the flood gates open wide
Being a school mam
Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
with
Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way that an old woman can
She was where the action was down there with the school mam
Oooey . . . teacher never will discover who could see
Being a school mam
One and one make two if you are very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle age
Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP land
Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher
Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
but it goes forty-two and a bit;
43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49.1, 49.2, 49.3, 49.4, 49.5, 49.6, 49.7, 49.8, 49.9 (X9)
Fifty
