- 1
The Stranglers - Golden Brown
- 2
The Stranglers - Always The Sun
- 3
The Stranglers - Let Me Down Easy
- 4
The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl
- 5
The Stranglers - La Folie
- 6
The Stranglers - Everybody Loves You When You're Dead
- 7
The Stranglers - Ain't Nothin' To It
- 8
The Stranglers - No More Heroes
- 9
The Stranglers - Peaches
- 10
The Stranglers - Midnight Summer's Dream
- 11
The Stranglers - Top Secret
- 12
The Stranglers - Genetix
- 13
The Stranglers - Non Stop
- 14
The Stranglers - And If You Should See Dave...
- 15
The Stranglers - Bring On The Nubiles
- 16
The Stranglers - Choosey Susie
- 17
The Stranglers - Dead Loss Angeles
- 18
The Stranglers - Don't Bring Harry
- 19
The Stranglers - Duchess
- 20
The Stranglers - Hallow To Our Men
- 21
The Stranglers - Mony Mony
- 22
The Stranglers - Never To Look Back
- 23
The Stranglers - Nice And Sleazy
- 24
The Stranglers - Sometimes
- 25
The Stranglers - Sugar Bullets
- 26
The Stranglers - The Man They Love To Hate
- 27
The Stranglers - 15 Steps
- 28
The Stranglers - 96 Tears
- 29
The Stranglers - All Day And All Of The Night
- 30
The Stranglers - Bear Cage
- 31
The Stranglers - Boom Boom
- 32
The Stranglers - Curfew
- 33
The Stranglers - Down In The Sewer
- 34
The Stranglers - Dry Day
- 35
The Stranglers - English Towns
- 36
The Stranglers - Freedom Is Insane
- 37
The Stranglers - Giants
- 38
The Stranglers - Go Buddy Go
- 39
The Stranglers - Head On The Line
- 40
The Stranglers - Heaven Or Hell
- 41
The Stranglers - Hey ! (Rise Of Robots)
- 42
The Stranglers - How To Find Tue Love And Happiness In The Present
- 43
The Stranglers - I Feel Like A Wog
- 44
The Stranglers - In One Door
- 45
The Stranglers - In The Shadows
- 46
The Stranglers - In This Place
- 47
The Stranglers - Just Like Nothing On Earth
- 48
The Stranglers - Laughing
- 49
The Stranglers - Let's Celebrate
- 50
The Stranglers - Maninwhite
- 51
The Stranglers - Manna Machine
- 52
The Stranglers - Mean to Me
- 53
The Stranglers - Mercury Rising
- 54
The Stranglers - No Mercy
- 55
The Stranglers - Nuclear Device
- 56
The Stranglers - Old Codger
- 57
The Stranglers - Out Of My Mind
- 58
The Stranglers - Outside Tokyo
- 59
The Stranglers - Payday
- 60
The Stranglers - Peasant In The Big Shitty
- 61
The Stranglers - Pin Up
- 62
The Stranglers - Princess Of The Streets
- 63
The Stranglers - Rok It to the Moon
- 64
The Stranglers - Second Coming
- 65
The Stranglers - Shakin' Like a Leaf
- 66
The Stranglers - Shut Up
- 67
The Stranglers - Skin Deep
- 68
The Stranglers - Someone Like You
- 69
The Stranglers - Something better change
- 70
The Stranglers - Souls
- 71
The Stranglers - Straighten Out
- 72
The Stranglers - Sweden (All Quiet On The Eastern Front)
- 73
The Stranglers - Sweet Smell Of Success
- 74
The Stranglers - Tank
- 75
The Stranglers - The Raven
- 76
The Stranglers - This Song
- 77
The Stranglers - Threatened
- 78
The Stranglers - Time To Die
- 79
The Stranglers - Time Was Once On My Side
- 80
The Stranglers - Tomorrow Was the Hereafter
- 81
The Stranglers - Tramp
- 82
The Stranglers - Ugly
- 83
The Stranglers - Vietnamerica
- 84
The Stranglers - Vladimir and the Beast (Part 3)
- 85
The Stranglers - Walk On By
- 86
The Stranglers - Waltzinblack
- 87
The Stranglers - Was It You
- 88
The Stranglers - Who Wants The World?
- 89
The Stranglers - ¡Viva Vlad!
- 90
The Stranglers - 5 Minutes
- 91
The Stranglers - Achilles Heel
- 92
The Stranglers - Adios
- 93
The Stranglers - Another Camden Afternoon
- 94
The Stranglers - Baroque Bordello
- 95
The Stranglers - Bitching
- 96
The Stranglers - Brainbox
- 97
The Stranglers - Breathe
- 98
The Stranglers - Burnham Beeches
- 99
The Stranglers - Burning Up Time
- 100
The Stranglers - Cruel Garden
- 101
The Stranglers - Dagenham Dave
- 102
The Stranglers - Dead Ringer
- 103
The Stranglers - Death & Night & Blood
- 104
The Stranglers - Do You Wanna?
- 105
The Stranglers - Down
- 106
The Stranglers - Enough Time
- 107
The Stranglers - Fools Rush Out
- 108
The Stranglers - Four Horsemen
- 109
The Stranglers - G.m.b.H
- 110
The Stranglers - Get A Grip On Yourself
- 111
The Stranglers - Goodbye Toulouse
- 112
The Stranglers - Hangin' Around
- 113
The Stranglers - Here and There
- 114
The Stranglers - Hit Man
- 115
The Stranglers - Hot Club
- 116
The Stranglers - Ice
- 117
The Stranglers - Ice Queen
- 118
The Stranglers - If Something's Gonna Kill Me (It Might As Well Be Love)
- 119
The Stranglers - Instead of This
- 120
The Stranglers - It Only Takes Two To Tango
- 121
The Stranglers - Let Me Introduce You To The Family
- 122
The Stranglers - Lies And Deception
- 123
The Stranglers - London Lady
- 124
The Stranglers - Longships
- 125
The Stranglers - Lost Control
- 126
The Stranglers - Love 30
- 127
The Stranglers - Lowlands
- 128
The Stranglers - Mad Hatter
- 129
The Stranglers - Man Of The Earth
- 130
The Stranglers - Meninblack
- 131
The Stranglers - My Fickle Resolve
- 132
The Stranglers - N’emmenes Pas Harry
- 133
The Stranglers - Nice In Nice
- 134
The Stranglers - No Man's Land
- 135
The Stranglers - Norman Normal
- 136
The Stranglers - North Winds
- 137
The Stranglers - Pawsher
- 138
The Stranglers - Permission
- 139
The Stranglers - Place de Victoires
- 140
The Stranglers - Punch And Judy
- 141
The Stranglers - Relentless
- 142
The Stranglers - Savage Breast
- 143
The Stranglers - School Mam
- 144
The Stranglers - Shah Shah A Go Go
- 145
The Stranglers - Since You Went Away
- 146
The Stranglers - Spain
- 147
The Stranglers - Sverige
- 148
The Stranglers - The European Female
- 149
The Stranglers - The Last Men On The Moon
- 150
The Stranglers - The Lines
- 151
The Stranglers - This Town
- 152
The Stranglers - Thrown Away
- 153
The Stranglers - Tits
- 154
The Stranglers - Toiler On The Sea
- 155
The Stranglers - Too Many Teardrops
- 156
The Stranglers - Turn the Centuries, Turn
- 157
The Stranglers - Two Sunspots
- 158
The Stranglers - Unbroken
- 159
The Stranglers - Uptown
- 160
The Stranglers - Vicious Circles
- 161
The Stranglers - Vladimir & Olga
- 162
The Stranglers - Waiting For The Meninblack
- 163
The Stranglers - Water
- 164
The Stranglers - Where I Live
- 165
The Stranglers - White Stallion
- 166
The Stranglers - Yellowcake UF6
- 167
The Stranglers - You Hold the Key to My Love in Your Hands
School Mam
The Stranglers
Timmy's got a headache but the others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill
Teacher's got his eye on her moves in for the kill
Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
All the books are closed there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span
Education's secondary - being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee breaks
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly salary cheques
Being a school mam
Noise is heard the principal investigates
She turns on all the cameras and it's too late
Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born
Reaches down for glasses that just can't be found
By the time she finds them - why they're down on the ground
Tossing and a'turning they've got feverish hands
Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Sucking on her fingernails can't believe what she's seen
She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen
Locks her door with trembling hands
Her heart's beating fast she pretends she's down there
On the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know
Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can
She can't reach her helter skelter down with the school mam
Just watch her go and help her try if you can
Use your twentieth century imagination if you've got any
Oooey . . . now she's at the top and teacher sets her free
Being a school mam
Disgusting behaviour
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Let the flood gates open wide
Being a school mam
Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
with
Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way that an old woman can
She was where the action was down there with the school mam
Oooey . . . teacher never will discover who could see
Being a school mam
One and one make two if you are very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle age
Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP land
Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher
Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
but it goes forty-two and a bit;
43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49.1, 49.2, 49.3, 49.4, 49.5, 49.6, 49.7, 49.8, 49.9 (X9)
Fifty
