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The Stranglers - Golden Brown
- 2
The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl
- 3
The Stranglers - Always The Sun
- 4
The Stranglers - Midnight Summer's Dream
- 5
The Stranglers - Peaches
- 6
The Stranglers - Pin Up
- 7
The Stranglers - Skin Deep
- 8
The Stranglers - No More Heroes
- 9
The Stranglers - La Folie
- 10
The Stranglers - Let Me Down Easy
- 11
The Stranglers - No Man's Land
- 12
The Stranglers - Toiler On The Sea
- 13
The Stranglers - Another Camden Afternoon
- 14
The Stranglers - Bear Cage
- 15
The Stranglers - Cruel Garden
- 16
The Stranglers - It Only Takes Two To Tango
- 17
The Stranglers - Mony Mony
- 18
The Stranglers - Nice In Nice
- 19
The Stranglers - Souls
- 20
The Stranglers - Vladimir & Olga
- 21
The Stranglers - White Stallion
- 22
The Stranglers - Achilles Heel
- 23
The Stranglers - Do You Wanna?
- 24
The Stranglers - Down
- 25
The Stranglers - Duchess
- 26
The Stranglers - Enough Time
- 27
The Stranglers - Fools Rush Out
- 28
The Stranglers - Genetix
- 29
The Stranglers - Giants
- 30
The Stranglers - Go Buddy Go
- 31
The Stranglers - Hallow To Our Men
- 32
The Stranglers - In The Shadows
- 33
The Stranglers - Just Like Nothing On Earth
- 34
The Stranglers - Let Me Introduce You To The Family
- 35
The Stranglers - Let's Celebrate
- 36
The Stranglers - London Lady
- 37
The Stranglers - Longships
- 38
The Stranglers - Lowlands
- 39
The Stranglers - Meninblack
- 40
The Stranglers - Nuclear Device
- 41
The Stranglers - Payday
- 42
The Stranglers - Princess Of The Streets
- 43
The Stranglers - Punch And Judy
- 44
The Stranglers - Relentless
- 45
The Stranglers - Second Coming
- 46
The Stranglers - Since You Went Away
- 47
The Stranglers - Sometimes
- 48
The Stranglers - Straighten Out
- 49
The Stranglers - Tank
- 50
The Stranglers - The European Female
- 51
The Stranglers - The Raven
- 52
The Stranglers - Time To Die
- 53
The Stranglers - Tomorrow Was the Hereafter
- 54
The Stranglers - Top Secret
- 55
The Stranglers - Walk On By
- 56
The Stranglers - Waltzinblack
- 57
The Stranglers - Who Wants The World?
- 58
The Stranglers - ¡Viva Vlad!
- 59
The Stranglers - 15 Steps
- 60
The Stranglers - 5 Minutes
- 61
The Stranglers - 96 Tears
- 62
The Stranglers - Adios
- 63
The Stranglers - Ain't Nothin' To It
- 64
The Stranglers - All Day And All Of The Night
- 65
The Stranglers - And If You Should See Dave...
- 66
The Stranglers - Baroque Bordello
- 67
The Stranglers - Bitching
- 68
The Stranglers - Boom Boom
- 69
The Stranglers - Brainbox
- 70
The Stranglers - Breathe
- 71
The Stranglers - Bring On The Nubiles
- 72
The Stranglers - Burnham Beeches
- 73
The Stranglers - Burning Up Time
- 74
The Stranglers - Choosey Susie
- 75
The Stranglers - Curfew
- 76
The Stranglers - Dagenham Dave
- 77
The Stranglers - Dead Loss Angeles
- 78
The Stranglers - Dead Ringer
- 79
The Stranglers - Death & Night & Blood
- 80
The Stranglers - Don't Bring Harry
- 81
The Stranglers - Down In The Sewer
- 82
The Stranglers - Dry Day
- 83
The Stranglers - English Towns
- 84
The Stranglers - Everybody Loves You When You're Dead
- 85
The Stranglers - Four Horsemen
- 86
The Stranglers - Freedom Is Insane
- 87
The Stranglers - G.m.b.H
- 88
The Stranglers - Get A Grip On Yourself
- 89
The Stranglers - Goodbye Toulouse
- 90
The Stranglers - Hangin' Around
- 91
The Stranglers - Head On The Line
- 92
The Stranglers - Heaven Or Hell
- 93
The Stranglers - Here and There
- 94
The Stranglers - Hey ! (Rise Of Robots)
- 95
The Stranglers - Hit Man
- 96
The Stranglers - Hot Club
- 97
The Stranglers - How To Find Tue Love And Happiness In The Present
- 98
The Stranglers - I Feel Like A Wog
- 99
The Stranglers - Ice
- 100
The Stranglers - Ice Queen
- 101
The Stranglers - If Something's Gonna Kill Me (It Might As Well Be Love)
- 102
The Stranglers - In One Door
- 103
The Stranglers - In This Place
- 104
The Stranglers - Instead of This
- 105
The Stranglers - Laughing
- 106
The Stranglers - Lies And Deception
- 107
The Stranglers - Lost Control
- 108
The Stranglers - Love 30
- 109
The Stranglers - Mad Hatter
- 110
The Stranglers - Man Of The Earth
- 111
The Stranglers - Maninwhite
- 112
The Stranglers - Manna Machine
- 113
The Stranglers - Mean to Me
- 114
The Stranglers - Mercury Rising
- 115
The Stranglers - My Fickle Resolve
- 116
The Stranglers - N’emmenes Pas Harry
- 117
The Stranglers - Never To Look Back
- 118
The Stranglers - Nice And Sleazy
- 119
The Stranglers - No Mercy
- 120
The Stranglers - Non Stop
- 121
The Stranglers - Norman Normal
- 122
The Stranglers - North Winds
- 123
The Stranglers - Old Codger
- 124
The Stranglers - Out Of My Mind
- 125
The Stranglers - Outside Tokyo
- 126
The Stranglers - Pawsher
- 127
The Stranglers - Peasant In The Big Shitty
- 128
The Stranglers - Permission
- 129
The Stranglers - Place de Victoires
- 130
The Stranglers - Rok It to the Moon
- 131
The Stranglers - Savage Breast
- 132
The Stranglers - School Mam
- 133
The Stranglers - Shah Shah A Go Go
- 134
The Stranglers - Shakin' Like a Leaf
- 135
The Stranglers - Shut Up
- 136
The Stranglers - Someone Like You
- 137
The Stranglers - Something better change
- 138
The Stranglers - Spain
- 139
The Stranglers - Sugar Bullets
- 140
The Stranglers - Sverige
- 141
The Stranglers - Sweden (All Quiet On The Eastern Front)
- 142
The Stranglers - Sweet Smell Of Success
- 143
The Stranglers - The Last Men On The Moon
- 144
The Stranglers - The Lines
- 145
The Stranglers - The Man They Love To Hate
- 146
The Stranglers - This Song
- 147
The Stranglers - This Town
- 148
The Stranglers - Threatened
- 149
The Stranglers - Thrown Away
- 150
The Stranglers - Time Was Once On My Side
- 151
The Stranglers - Tits
- 152
The Stranglers - Too Many Teardrops
- 153
The Stranglers - Tramp
- 154
The Stranglers - Turn the Centuries, Turn
- 155
The Stranglers - Two Sunspots
- 156
The Stranglers - Ugly
- 157
The Stranglers - Unbroken
- 158
The Stranglers - Uptown
- 159
The Stranglers - Vicious Circles
- 160
The Stranglers - Vietnamerica
- 161
The Stranglers - Vladimir and the Beast (Part 3)
- 162
The Stranglers - Waiting For The Meninblack
- 163
The Stranglers - Was It You
- 164
The Stranglers - Water
- 165
The Stranglers - Where I Live
- 166
The Stranglers - Yellowcake UF6
- 167
The Stranglers - You Hold the Key to My Love in Your Hands
School Mam
The Stranglers
Timmy's got a headache but the others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill
Teacher's got his eye on her moves in for the kill
Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
All the books are closed there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span
Education's secondary - being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee breaks
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly salary cheques
Being a school mam
Noise is heard the principal investigates
She turns on all the cameras and it's too late
Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born
Reaches down for glasses that just can't be found
By the time she finds them - why they're down on the ground
Tossing and a'turning they've got feverish hands
Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Sucking on her fingernails can't believe what she's seen
She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen
Locks her door with trembling hands
Her heart's beating fast she pretends she's down there
On the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know
Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can
She can't reach her helter skelter down with the school mam
Just watch her go and help her try if you can
Use your twentieth century imagination if you've got any
Oooey . . . now she's at the top and teacher sets her free
Being a school mam
Disgusting behaviour
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Let the flood gates open wide
Being a school mam
Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
with
Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way that an old woman can
She was where the action was down there with the school mam
Oooey . . . teacher never will discover who could see
Being a school mam
One and one make two if you are very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle age
Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP land
Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher
Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
but it goes forty-two and a bit;
43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49.1, 49.2, 49.3, 49.4, 49.5, 49.6, 49.7, 49.8, 49.9 (X9)
Fifty
