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The Stranglers - Golden Brown
- 2
The Stranglers - Always The Sun
- 3
The Stranglers - La Folie
- 4
The Stranglers - No More Heroes
- 5
The Stranglers - Peaches
- 6
The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl
- 7
The Stranglers - Waltzinblack
- 8
The Stranglers - Let Me Down Easy
- 9
The Stranglers - Midnight Summer's Dream
- 10
The Stranglers - Pin Up
- 11
The Stranglers - 5 Minutes
- 12
The Stranglers - 96 Tears
- 13
The Stranglers - Princess Of The Streets
- 14
The Stranglers - Skin Deep
- 15
The Stranglers - The Raven
- 16
The Stranglers - Walk On By
- 17
The Stranglers - Yellowcake UF6
- 18
The Stranglers - Dagenham Dave
- 19
The Stranglers - Death & Night & Blood
- 20
The Stranglers - Dry Day
- 21
The Stranglers - Four Horsemen
- 22
The Stranglers - Get A Grip On Yourself
- 23
The Stranglers - Hangin' Around
- 24
The Stranglers - Here and There
- 25
The Stranglers - Love 30
- 26
The Stranglers - Never To Look Back
- 27
The Stranglers - No Man's Land
- 28
The Stranglers - Nuclear Device
- 29
The Stranglers - Payday
- 30
The Stranglers - Permission
- 31
The Stranglers - Too Many Teardrops
- 32
The Stranglers - Vietnamerica
- 33
The Stranglers - Waiting For The Meninblack
- 34
The Stranglers - Water
- 35
The Stranglers - ¡Viva Vlad!
- 36
The Stranglers - Adios
- 37
The Stranglers - Another Camden Afternoon
- 38
The Stranglers - Bitching
- 39
The Stranglers - Bring On The Nubiles
- 40
The Stranglers - Cruel Garden
- 41
The Stranglers - Duchess
- 42
The Stranglers - Everybody Loves You When You're Dead
- 43
The Stranglers - Freedom Is Insane
- 44
The Stranglers - Goodbye Toulouse
- 45
The Stranglers - Hallow To Our Men
- 46
The Stranglers - Heaven Or Hell
- 47
The Stranglers - How To Find Tue Love And Happiness In The Present
- 48
The Stranglers - Ice
- 49
The Stranglers - In This Place
- 50
The Stranglers - Let's Celebrate
- 51
The Stranglers - London Lady
- 52
The Stranglers - Longships
- 53
The Stranglers - Maninwhite
- 54
The Stranglers - Mercury Rising
- 55
The Stranglers - Non Stop
- 56
The Stranglers - Norman Normal
- 57
The Stranglers - North Winds
- 58
The Stranglers - Rok It to the Moon
- 59
The Stranglers - Shah Shah A Go Go
- 60
The Stranglers - Since You Went Away
- 61
The Stranglers - Sometimes
- 62
The Stranglers - Straighten Out
- 63
The Stranglers - Sweden (All Quiet On The Eastern Front)
- 64
The Stranglers - The European Female
- 65
The Stranglers - This Town
- 66
The Stranglers - Thrown Away
- 67
The Stranglers - Tits
- 68
The Stranglers - Top Secret
- 69
The Stranglers - Tramp
- 70
The Stranglers - Two Sunspots
- 71
The Stranglers - Unbroken
- 72
The Stranglers - Uptown
- 73
The Stranglers - Vladimir & Olga
- 74
The Stranglers - 15 Steps
- 75
The Stranglers - Achilles Heel
- 76
The Stranglers - Ain't Nothin' To It
- 77
The Stranglers - All Day And All Of The Night
- 78
The Stranglers - And If You Should See Dave...
- 79
The Stranglers - Baroque Bordello
- 80
The Stranglers - Bear Cage
- 81
The Stranglers - Boom Boom
- 82
The Stranglers - Brainbox
- 83
The Stranglers - Breathe
- 84
The Stranglers - Burnham Beeches
- 85
The Stranglers - Burning Up Time
- 86
The Stranglers - Choosey Susie
- 87
The Stranglers - Curfew
- 88
The Stranglers - Dead Loss Angeles
- 89
The Stranglers - Dead Ringer
- 90
The Stranglers - Do You Wanna?
- 91
The Stranglers - Don't Bring Harry
- 92
The Stranglers - Down
- 93
The Stranglers - Down In The Sewer
- 94
The Stranglers - English Towns
- 95
The Stranglers - Enough Time
- 96
The Stranglers - Fools Rush Out
- 97
The Stranglers - G.m.b.H
- 98
The Stranglers - Genetix
- 99
The Stranglers - Giants
- 100
The Stranglers - Go Buddy Go
- 101
The Stranglers - Head On The Line
- 102
The Stranglers - Hey ! (Rise Of Robots)
- 103
The Stranglers - Hit Man
- 104
The Stranglers - Hot Club
- 105
The Stranglers - I Feel Like A Wog
- 106
The Stranglers - Ice Queen
- 107
The Stranglers - If Something's Gonna Kill Me (It Might As Well Be Love)
- 108
The Stranglers - In One Door
- 109
The Stranglers - In The Shadows
- 110
The Stranglers - Instead of This
- 111
The Stranglers - It Only Takes Two To Tango
- 112
The Stranglers - Just Like Nothing On Earth
- 113
The Stranglers - Laughing
- 114
The Stranglers - Let Me Introduce You To The Family
- 115
The Stranglers - Lies And Deception
- 116
The Stranglers - Lost Control
- 117
The Stranglers - Lowlands
- 118
The Stranglers - Mad Hatter
- 119
The Stranglers - Man Of The Earth
- 120
The Stranglers - Manna Machine
- 121
The Stranglers - Mean to Me
- 122
The Stranglers - Meninblack
- 123
The Stranglers - Mony Mony
- 124
The Stranglers - My Fickle Resolve
- 125
The Stranglers - N’emmenes Pas Harry
- 126
The Stranglers - Nice And Sleazy
- 127
The Stranglers - Nice In Nice
- 128
The Stranglers - No Mercy
- 129
The Stranglers - Old Codger
- 130
The Stranglers - Out Of My Mind
- 131
The Stranglers - Outside Tokyo
- 132
The Stranglers - Pawsher
- 133
The Stranglers - Peasant In The Big Shitty
- 134
The Stranglers - Place de Victoires
- 135
The Stranglers - Punch And Judy
- 136
The Stranglers - Relentless
- 137
The Stranglers - Savage Breast
- 138
The Stranglers - School Mam
- 139
The Stranglers - Second Coming
- 140
The Stranglers - Shakin' Like a Leaf
- 141
The Stranglers - Shut Up
- 142
The Stranglers - Someone Like You
- 143
The Stranglers - Something better change
- 144
The Stranglers - Souls
- 145
The Stranglers - Spain
- 146
The Stranglers - Sugar Bullets
- 147
The Stranglers - Sverige
- 148
The Stranglers - Sweet Smell Of Success
- 149
The Stranglers - Tank
- 150
The Stranglers - The Last Men On The Moon
- 151
The Stranglers - The Lines
- 152
The Stranglers - The Man They Love To Hate
- 153
The Stranglers - This Song
- 154
The Stranglers - Threatened
- 155
The Stranglers - Time To Die
- 156
The Stranglers - Time Was Once On My Side
- 157
The Stranglers - Toiler On The Sea
- 158
The Stranglers - Tomorrow Was the Hereafter
- 159
The Stranglers - Turn the Centuries, Turn
- 160
The Stranglers - Ugly
- 161
The Stranglers - Vicious Circles
- 162
The Stranglers - Vladimir and the Beast (Part 3)
- 163
The Stranglers - Was It You
- 164
The Stranglers - Where I Live
- 165
The Stranglers - White Stallion
- 166
The Stranglers - Who Wants The World?
- 167
The Stranglers - You Hold the Key to My Love in Your Hands
School Mam
The Stranglers
Timmy's got a headache but the others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill
Teacher's got his eye on her moves in for the kill
Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
All the books are closed there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span
Education's secondary - being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee breaks
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly salary cheques
Being a school mam
Noise is heard the principal investigates
She turns on all the cameras and it's too late
Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born
Reaches down for glasses that just can't be found
By the time she finds them - why they're down on the ground
Tossing and a'turning they've got feverish hands
Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Sucking on her fingernails can't believe what she's seen
She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen
Locks her door with trembling hands
Her heart's beating fast she pretends she's down there
On the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know
Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can
She can't reach her helter skelter down with the school mam
Just watch her go and help her try if you can
Use your twentieth century imagination if you've got any
Oooey . . . now she's at the top and teacher sets her free
Being a school mam
Disgusting behaviour
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Let the flood gates open wide
Being a school mam
Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
with
Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way that an old woman can
She was where the action was down there with the school mam
Oooey . . . teacher never will discover who could see
Being a school mam
One and one make two if you are very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle age
Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP land
Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher
Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
but it goes forty-two and a bit;
43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49.1, 49.2, 49.3, 49.4, 49.5, 49.6, 49.7, 49.8, 49.9 (X9)
Fifty
