- 1
The Stranglers - Golden Brown
- 2
The Stranglers - Always The Sun
- 3
The Stranglers - Peaches
- 4
The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl
- 5
The Stranglers - Let Me Down Easy
- 6
The Stranglers - Midnight Summer's Dream
- 7
The Stranglers - No More Heroes
- 8
The Stranglers - Ain't Nothin' To It
- 9
The Stranglers - Get A Grip On Yourself
- 10
The Stranglers - Hangin' Around
- 11
The Stranglers - La Folie
- 12
The Stranglers - Here and There
- 13
The Stranglers - Achilles Heel
- 14
The Stranglers - How To Find Tue Love And Happiness In The Present
- 15
The Stranglers - Souls
- 16
The Stranglers - Time To Die
- 17
The Stranglers - In The Shadows
- 18
The Stranglers - Nuclear Device
- 19
The Stranglers - Skin Deep
- 20
The Stranglers - Sweden (All Quiet On The Eastern Front)
- 21
The Stranglers - The Raven
- 22
The Stranglers - 5 Minutes
- 23
The Stranglers - Bring On The Nubiles
- 24
The Stranglers - Choosey Susie
- 25
The Stranglers - Don't Bring Harry
- 26
The Stranglers - Dry Day
- 27
The Stranglers - Duchess
- 28
The Stranglers - Enough Time
- 29
The Stranglers - Everybody Loves You When You're Dead
- 30
The Stranglers - G.m.b.H
- 31
The Stranglers - Hallow To Our Men
- 32
The Stranglers - I Feel Like A Wog
- 33
The Stranglers - Ice Queen
- 34
The Stranglers - If Something's Gonna Kill Me (It Might As Well Be Love)
- 35
The Stranglers - London Lady
- 36
The Stranglers - Manna Machine
- 37
The Stranglers - Nice In Nice
- 38
The Stranglers - No Man's Land
- 39
The Stranglers - Norman Normal
- 40
The Stranglers - Payday
- 41
The Stranglers - Peasant In The Big Shitty
- 42
The Stranglers - Princess Of The Streets
- 43
The Stranglers - Rok It to the Moon
- 44
The Stranglers - Shah Shah A Go Go
- 45
The Stranglers - Shakin' Like a Leaf
- 46
The Stranglers - Shut Up
- 47
The Stranglers - Someone Like You
- 48
The Stranglers - Something better change
- 49
The Stranglers - Sometimes
- 50
The Stranglers - Straighten Out
- 51
The Stranglers - The European Female
- 52
The Stranglers - The Last Men On The Moon
- 53
The Stranglers - The Lines
- 54
The Stranglers - Turn the Centuries, Turn
- 55
The Stranglers - Unbroken
- 56
The Stranglers - Vietnamerica
- 57
The Stranglers - Vladimir & Olga
- 58
The Stranglers - Walk On By
- 59
The Stranglers - Was It You
- 60
The Stranglers - White Stallion
- 61
The Stranglers - ¡Viva Vlad!
- 62
The Stranglers - 15 Steps
- 63
The Stranglers - 96 Tears
- 64
The Stranglers - Adios
- 65
The Stranglers - All Day And All Of The Night
- 66
The Stranglers - And If You Should See Dave...
- 67
The Stranglers - Bitching
- 68
The Stranglers - Boom Boom
- 69
The Stranglers - Brainbox
- 70
The Stranglers - Burnham Beeches
- 71
The Stranglers - Burning Up Time
- 72
The Stranglers - Cruel Garden
- 73
The Stranglers - Curfew
- 74
The Stranglers - Dagenham Dave
- 75
The Stranglers - Dead Ringer
- 76
The Stranglers - Down
- 77
The Stranglers - Down In The Sewer
- 78
The Stranglers - English Towns
- 79
The Stranglers - Fools Rush Out
- 80
The Stranglers - Four Horsemen
- 81
The Stranglers - Freedom Is Insane
- 82
The Stranglers - Giants
- 83
The Stranglers - Go Buddy Go
- 84
The Stranglers - Goodbye Toulouse
- 85
The Stranglers - Head On The Line
- 86
The Stranglers - Hit Man
- 87
The Stranglers - Hot Club
- 88
The Stranglers - In One Door
- 89
The Stranglers - In This Place
- 90
The Stranglers - Instead of This
- 91
The Stranglers - It Only Takes Two To Tango
- 92
The Stranglers - Laughing
- 93
The Stranglers - Let's Celebrate
- 94
The Stranglers - Lies And Deception
- 95
The Stranglers - Longships
- 96
The Stranglers - Love 30
- 97
The Stranglers - Lowlands
- 98
The Stranglers - Mad Hatter
- 99
The Stranglers - Maninwhite
- 100
The Stranglers - Mean to Me
- 101
The Stranglers - Meninblack
- 102
The Stranglers - Mercury Rising
- 103
The Stranglers - My Fickle Resolve
- 104
The Stranglers - N’emmenes Pas Harry
- 105
The Stranglers - Never To Look Back
- 106
The Stranglers - Nice And Sleazy
- 107
The Stranglers - No Mercy
- 108
The Stranglers - Non Stop
- 109
The Stranglers - Old Codger
- 110
The Stranglers - Out Of My Mind
- 111
The Stranglers - Outside Tokyo
- 112
The Stranglers - Pawsher
- 113
The Stranglers - Permission
- 114
The Stranglers - Pin Up
- 115
The Stranglers - Place de Victoires
- 116
The Stranglers - Punch And Judy
- 117
The Stranglers - Relentless
- 118
The Stranglers - Savage Breast
- 119
The Stranglers - School Mam
- 120
The Stranglers - Second Coming
- 121
The Stranglers - Since You Went Away
- 122
The Stranglers - Sugar Bullets
- 123
The Stranglers - Sverige
- 124
The Stranglers - Sweet Smell Of Success
- 125
The Stranglers - The Man They Love To Hate
- 126
The Stranglers - This Song
- 127
The Stranglers - This Town
- 128
The Stranglers - Threatened
- 129
The Stranglers - Thrown Away
- 130
The Stranglers - Time Was Once On My Side
- 131
The Stranglers - Tits
- 132
The Stranglers - Toiler On The Sea
- 133
The Stranglers - Too Many Teardrops
- 134
The Stranglers - Top Secret
- 135
The Stranglers - Tramp
- 136
The Stranglers - Uptown
- 137
The Stranglers - Vladimir and the Beast (Part 3)
- 138
The Stranglers - Waiting For The Meninblack
- 139
The Stranglers - Waltzinblack
- 140
The Stranglers - Who Wants The World?
- 141
The Stranglers - Yellowcake UF6
- 142
The Stranglers - Another Camden Afternoon
- 143
The Stranglers - Baroque Bordello
- 144
The Stranglers - Bear Cage
- 145
The Stranglers - Breathe
- 146
The Stranglers - Dead Loss Angeles
- 147
The Stranglers - Death & Night & Blood
- 148
The Stranglers - Do You Wanna?
- 149
The Stranglers - Genetix
- 150
The Stranglers - Heaven Or Hell
- 151
The Stranglers - Hey ! (Rise Of Robots)
- 152
The Stranglers - Ice
- 153
The Stranglers - Just Like Nothing On Earth
- 154
The Stranglers - Let Me Introduce You To The Family
- 155
The Stranglers - Lost Control
- 156
The Stranglers - Man Of The Earth
- 157
The Stranglers - Mony Mony
- 158
The Stranglers - North Winds
- 159
The Stranglers - Spain
- 160
The Stranglers - Tank
- 161
The Stranglers - Tomorrow Was the Hereafter
- 162
The Stranglers - Two Sunspots
- 163
The Stranglers - Ugly
- 164
The Stranglers - Vicious Circles
- 165
The Stranglers - Water
- 166
The Stranglers - Where I Live
- 167
The Stranglers - You Hold the Key to My Love in Your Hands
School Mam
The Stranglers
Timmy's got a headache but the others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill
Teacher's got his eye on her moves in for the kill
Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
All the books are closed there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span
Education's secondary - being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee breaks
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly salary cheques
Being a school mam
Noise is heard the principal investigates
She turns on all the cameras and it's too late
Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born
Reaches down for glasses that just can't be found
By the time she finds them - why they're down on the ground
Tossing and a'turning they've got feverish hands
Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Sucking on her fingernails can't believe what she's seen
She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen
Locks her door with trembling hands
Her heart's beating fast she pretends she's down there
On the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know
Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can
She can't reach her helter skelter down with the school mam
Just watch her go and help her try if you can
Use your twentieth century imagination if you've got any
Oooey . . . now she's at the top and teacher sets her free
Being a school mam
Disgusting behaviour
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Let the flood gates open wide
Being a school mam
Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
with
Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way that an old woman can
She was where the action was down there with the school mam
Oooey . . . teacher never will discover who could see
Being a school mam
One and one make two if you are very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle age
Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP land
Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher
Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
but it goes forty-two and a bit;
43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49.1, 49.2, 49.3, 49.4, 49.5, 49.6, 49.7, 49.8, 49.9 (X9)
Fifty
