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The Stranglers - Golden Brown
- 2
The Stranglers - Always The Sun
- 3
The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl
- 4
The Stranglers - Peaches
- 5
The Stranglers - Midnight Summer's Dream
- 6
The Stranglers - La Folie
- 7
The Stranglers - Let Me Down Easy
- 8
The Stranglers - No More Heroes
- 9
The Stranglers - Pin Up
- 10
The Stranglers - 15 Steps
- 11
The Stranglers - Hangin' Around
- 12
The Stranglers - Walk On By
- 13
The Stranglers - Another Camden Afternoon
- 14
The Stranglers - Baroque Bordello
- 15
The Stranglers - Bear Cage
- 16
The Stranglers - Bitching
- 17
The Stranglers - Boom Boom
- 18
The Stranglers - Bring On The Nubiles
- 19
The Stranglers - Burnham Beeches
- 20
The Stranglers - English Towns
- 21
The Stranglers - G.m.b.H
- 22
The Stranglers - Hit Man
- 23
The Stranglers - How To Find Tue Love And Happiness In The Present
- 24
The Stranglers - Mercury Rising
- 25
The Stranglers - Nice And Sleazy
- 26
The Stranglers - No Mercy
- 27
The Stranglers - Out Of My Mind
- 28
The Stranglers - Permission
- 29
The Stranglers - School Mam
- 30
The Stranglers - Shut Up
- 31
The Stranglers - Souls
- 32
The Stranglers - The Raven
- 33
The Stranglers - Top Secret
- 34
The Stranglers - Tramp
- 35
The Stranglers - ¡Viva Vlad!
- 36
The Stranglers - 5 Minutes
- 37
The Stranglers - Ain't Nothin' To It
- 38
The Stranglers - Brainbox
- 39
The Stranglers - Breathe
- 40
The Stranglers - Burning Up Time
- 41
The Stranglers - Choosey Susie
- 42
The Stranglers - Cruel Garden
- 43
The Stranglers - Curfew
- 44
The Stranglers - Dagenham Dave
- 45
The Stranglers - Death & Night & Blood
- 46
The Stranglers - Do You Wanna?
- 47
The Stranglers - Don't Bring Harry
- 48
The Stranglers - Down In The Sewer
- 49
The Stranglers - Dry Day
- 50
The Stranglers - Four Horsemen
- 51
The Stranglers - Get A Grip On Yourself
- 52
The Stranglers - Goodbye Toulouse
- 53
The Stranglers - Heaven Or Hell
- 54
The Stranglers - Here and There
- 55
The Stranglers - Hot Club
- 56
The Stranglers - I Feel Like A Wog
- 57
The Stranglers - Ice
- 58
The Stranglers - Ice Queen
- 59
The Stranglers - If Something's Gonna Kill Me (It Might As Well Be Love)
- 60
The Stranglers - In One Door
- 61
The Stranglers - In The Shadows
- 62
The Stranglers - In This Place
- 63
The Stranglers - Instead of This
- 64
The Stranglers - Just Like Nothing On Earth
- 65
The Stranglers - Let Me Introduce You To The Family
- 66
The Stranglers - London Lady
- 67
The Stranglers - Longships
- 68
The Stranglers - Love 30
- 69
The Stranglers - Lowlands
- 70
The Stranglers - Maninwhite
- 71
The Stranglers - Meninblack
- 72
The Stranglers - Nice In Nice
- 73
The Stranglers - No Man's Land
- 74
The Stranglers - Norman Normal
- 75
The Stranglers - North Winds
- 76
The Stranglers - Old Codger
- 77
The Stranglers - Outside Tokyo
- 78
The Stranglers - Peasant In The Big Shitty
- 79
The Stranglers - Place de Victoires
- 80
The Stranglers - Princess Of The Streets
- 81
The Stranglers - Savage Breast
- 82
The Stranglers - Shah Shah A Go Go
- 83
The Stranglers - Something better change
- 84
The Stranglers - Sometimes
- 85
The Stranglers - Straighten Out
- 86
The Stranglers - Sugar Bullets
- 87
The Stranglers - Sweden (All Quiet On The Eastern Front)
- 88
The Stranglers - Tank
- 89
The Stranglers - The Last Men On The Moon
- 90
The Stranglers - The Lines
- 91
The Stranglers - This Town
- 92
The Stranglers - Threatened
- 93
The Stranglers - Thrown Away
- 94
The Stranglers - Tits
- 95
The Stranglers - Tomorrow Was the Hereafter
- 96
The Stranglers - Too Many Teardrops
- 97
The Stranglers - Two Sunspots
- 98
The Stranglers - Unbroken
- 99
The Stranglers - Uptown
- 100
The Stranglers - Was It You
- 101
The Stranglers - Water
- 102
The Stranglers - White Stallion
- 103
The Stranglers - Who Wants The World?
- 104
The Stranglers - 96 Tears
- 105
The Stranglers - Achilles Heel
- 106
The Stranglers - Adios
- 107
The Stranglers - All Day And All Of The Night
- 108
The Stranglers - And If You Should See Dave...
- 109
The Stranglers - Dead Loss Angeles
- 110
The Stranglers - Dead Ringer
- 111
The Stranglers - Down
- 112
The Stranglers - Duchess
- 113
The Stranglers - Enough Time
- 114
The Stranglers - Everybody Loves You When You're Dead
- 115
The Stranglers - Fools Rush Out
- 116
The Stranglers - Freedom Is Insane
- 117
The Stranglers - Genetix
- 118
The Stranglers - Giants
- 119
The Stranglers - Go Buddy Go
- 120
The Stranglers - Hallow To Our Men
- 121
The Stranglers - Head On The Line
- 122
The Stranglers - Hey ! (Rise Of Robots)
- 123
The Stranglers - It Only Takes Two To Tango
- 124
The Stranglers - Laughing
- 125
The Stranglers - Let's Celebrate
- 126
The Stranglers - Lies And Deception
- 127
The Stranglers - Lost Control
- 128
The Stranglers - Mad Hatter
- 129
The Stranglers - Man Of The Earth
- 130
The Stranglers - Manna Machine
- 131
The Stranglers - Mean to Me
- 132
The Stranglers - Mony Mony
- 133
The Stranglers - My Fickle Resolve
- 134
The Stranglers - N’emmenes Pas Harry
- 135
The Stranglers - Never To Look Back
- 136
The Stranglers - Non Stop
- 137
The Stranglers - Nuclear Device
- 138
The Stranglers - Pawsher
- 139
The Stranglers - Payday
- 140
The Stranglers - Punch And Judy
- 141
The Stranglers - Relentless
- 142
The Stranglers - Rok It to the Moon
- 143
The Stranglers - Second Coming
- 144
The Stranglers - Shakin' Like a Leaf
- 145
The Stranglers - Since You Went Away
- 146
The Stranglers - Skin Deep
- 147
The Stranglers - Someone Like You
- 148
The Stranglers - Spain
- 149
The Stranglers - Sverige
- 150
The Stranglers - Sweet Smell Of Success
- 151
The Stranglers - The European Female
- 152
The Stranglers - The Man They Love To Hate
- 153
The Stranglers - This Song
- 154
The Stranglers - Time To Die
- 155
The Stranglers - Time Was Once On My Side
- 156
The Stranglers - Toiler On The Sea
- 157
The Stranglers - Turn the Centuries, Turn
- 158
The Stranglers - Ugly
- 159
The Stranglers - Vicious Circles
- 160
The Stranglers - Vietnamerica
- 161
The Stranglers - Vladimir & Olga
- 162
The Stranglers - Vladimir and the Beast (Part 3)
- 163
The Stranglers - Waiting For The Meninblack
- 164
The Stranglers - Waltzinblack
- 165
The Stranglers - Where I Live
- 166
The Stranglers - Yellowcake UF6
- 167
The Stranglers - You Hold the Key to My Love in Your Hands
School Mam
The Stranglers
Timmy's got a headache but the others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill
Teacher's got his eye on her moves in for the kill
Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
All the books are closed there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the subjects they span span
Education's secondary - being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee breaks
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly salary cheques
Being a school mam
Noise is heard the principal investigates
She turns on all the cameras and it's too late
Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born
Reaches down for glasses that just can't be found
By the time she finds them - why they're down on the ground
Tossing and a'turning they've got feverish hands
Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam
Oooey . . . teacher's doing fine as far as I can see
Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Sucking on her fingernails can't believe what she's seen
She seems so engrossed at what appears on the screen
Locks her door with trembling hands
Her heart's beating fast she pretends she's down there
On the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know
Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can
She can't reach her helter skelter down with the school mam
Just watch her go and help her try if you can
Use your twentieth century imagination if you've got any
Oooey . . . now she's at the top and teacher sets her free
Being a school mam
Disgusting behaviour
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Let the flood gates open wide
Being a school mam
Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
with
Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way that an old woman can
She was where the action was down there with the school mam
Oooey . . . teacher never will discover who could see
Being a school mam
One and one make two if you are very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle age
Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP land
Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher
Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
but it goes forty-two and a bit;
43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49.1, 49.2, 49.3, 49.4, 49.5, 49.6, 49.7, 49.8, 49.9 (X9)
Fifty
