I thought you put me in rapture I never asked you to dump her Thought you knew we'd have a high life
And still I see Your philosophy Falling through my tainted mind Would you dig my dirt? Cos I'm so desperate Can't you see you're wasting time? It ain't ever gonna feel this good, honey I failed to tell you, to tell you now
That I've been fooled Cos I'm not cool And the scissors slide Away with my pride
Speeding down a dead-end track I wanted you there's no way back Got a destructive appetite
Oh baby please! Lift me off my knees A little smile can go for miles I may be young But I will grow up strong And by then she'll look like her mum
It ain't ever gonna feel this good honey I failed to tell you, to tell you now
That I've been fooled 'Cause I'm not cool And scissors slide Away with my pride
Just to be absolutely sure of the facts I'm happy to act just as a side salad Happy to act Happy to pay Happy to wait Baby you're great When your oven goes: Ping! I'll be there on your plate When her oven goes bang
I've been fooled 'Cause I'm not cool And scissors slide Away with my pride