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The Residents - Wanda Wanda Wanda
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The Residents - Just For You
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The Residents - Living In Vain
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The Residents - My Brother Paul
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The Residents - Bouncing Benny
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The Residents - Dimples And Toes
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The Residents - Fine Fat Lines
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The Residents - Fire Fall
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The Residents - Godsong
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The Residents - Hanging By His Hair
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The Residents - Hard And Tenderly
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The Residents - I Gave Myself To You
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The Residents - Kill The Great Raven
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The Residents - Make Me Moo
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The Residents - Mickey Macaroni
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The Residents - N-er-gee (Crisis Blues)
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The Residents - Nice Old Man
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The Residents - Picnic Boy
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The Residents - Skratz
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The Residents - The Weatherman
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The Residents - Their Early Years
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part II)
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part III)
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part IV)
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The Residents - Act of Being Polite
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The Residents - Amber
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The Residents - Bach Is Dead
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The Residents - Bathsheba Bathes
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The Residents - Betty's Body
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The Residents - Birds in the Trees
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The Residents - Birthday Boy
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The Residents - Blue Rosebuds
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The Residents - Boo Who
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The Residents - Bossy
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The Residents - Bridegroom of Blood
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The Residents - Burn Baby Burn
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The Residents - Cain and Abel
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The Residents - Caring
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The Residents - Confused
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The Residents - Constantinople
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The Residents - Consuelo's departure
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The Residents - Deadwood
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The Residents - Death In Barstow
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The Residents - Demons Dance Alone
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The Residents - Die In Terror
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The Residents - Easter Woman
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The Residents - Elvis And His Boss
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The Residents - End Of Home
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The Residents - Epilogue
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The Residents - Everyone Comes To The Freak Show
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The Residents - Fingertips
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The Residents - Flight of the Bumble Roach
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The Residents - From The Plains To Mexico
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The Residents - Ghost Child
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The Residents - Ginger's Lament
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The Residents - Give it to Someone Else
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The Residents - God's Magic Finger
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The Residents - Gone Again
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The Residents - Guylum Bardot
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The Residents - Handful of Desire
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The Residents - Harry The Head
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The Residents - Hello Skinny
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The Residents - Here Come The Bums
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The Residents - Home Age Conversation
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The Residents - Honey Bear
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The Residents - How to Get a Head
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The Residents - I Hate Heaven
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The Residents - Infant Tango
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The Residents - Jambalaya
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The Residents - Jello Jack The Boneless Boy
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The Residents - Judas Saves
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The Residents - Kick A Picnic
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The Residents - Kill Him
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The Residents - Kiss Of Flesh
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The Residents - Laughing Song
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The Residents - Less Not More
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The Residents - Life Would Be Wonderful
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The Residents - Lillie
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The Residents - Lizard Lady
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The Residents - Loneliness
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The Residents - Loss Of a Loved One
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The Residents - Love Is...
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The Residents - Love Leaks Out
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The Residents - Main Titles
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The Residents - Margaret Freeman
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The Residents - Melancholy Clumps
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The Residents - Melon Collie Lassie
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The Residents - Mickey The Mumbling Midget
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The Residents - Moisture
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The Residents - Monkey & Bunny
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The Residents - Mr. Misery
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The Residents - My Second Wife
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The Residents - My Work is So Behind
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The Residents - Needines
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The Residents - Nobody Laughs When They Leave
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The Residents - Pain And Pleasure
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The Residents - Part Four: Never Known Questions
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The Residents - Part One: Edweena
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The Residents - Part Three: Ship's a'Going Down
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The Residents - Part Two: The Making Of a Soul
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The Residents - Perfect Love
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The Residents - Picnic In The Jungle
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The Residents - Posession
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The Residents - Red Rider
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The Residents - Santa Dog
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The Residents - Seasoned Greetings
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The Residents - Secrets
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The Residents - Sinister Exaggerator
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The Residents - Six Things To A Cycle
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The Residents - Spilling the Seed
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The Residents - Spotted Pinto Bean
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The Residents - Suburban Bathers
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The Residents - Tent Peg in the Temple
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The Residents - The Aging Musician
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The Residents - The Ascetic
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The Residents - The Beekeeper's Daughter
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The Residents - The Car Thief
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The Residents - The Confused Transsexual
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The Residents - The Dying Oilman
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The Residents - The Electrocutioner
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The Residents - The Golden Goat
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The Residents - The Man In The Dark Sedan
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The Residents - The Nameless Souls
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The Residents - The Old Soldier
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The Residents - The Old Woman
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The Residents - The Service
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The Residents - The Seven Ugly Cows
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The Residents - The Shoe Salesman
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The Residents - The Simple Song
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The Residents - The Spot
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The Residents - The Talk of Creatures
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The Residents - The Thing About Them
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The Residents - The Vultures Bombay
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The Residents - They Are the Meat
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The Residents - Tongue
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The Residents - Tourniquet Of Roses
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The Residents - Tragic Bells
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The Residents - Troubled Man
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The Residents - Ups and Downs
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The Residents - Wanda The Worm Woman
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The Residents - We Stole This Riff
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The Residents - Wolverines
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The Residents - Would We Be Alive?
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The Residents - You Yesyesyes
The Aging Musician
The Residents
Run, run, run, run
Run, run, fast as you can
Run, run, fast as you can
Run, run, fast as you can
You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man
Once upon a time I played electric guitar
And they said I was a rock and roll star
Now nobody calls me on the telephone
So I sit and watch my TV all alone
Maybe if I put a bullet in my brain
They'd remember me like Kurt Cobain
And the parasites on MTV
Would wipe their eyes and act like they knew me
But I wouldn't be a hero I'd be dead
Just a note beside a corpse that read
If you like to pretend that you'll never get old
You got what it takes to rock and roll
Jagger - he was a poet
None of this three chords and a hairdresser crap
I just need a couple of players
With a couple of really good players
I could have a band again go back on the road
C'mere boy
Play real music, none of this computer crap
Real music
We could go big
Whatever happened to music
Now it's all about marketing and media coverage
Goddamn MTV
Everything was okay before MTV
And gun control - like gun control's gonna stop anything
A Trooper Mark III'll stop just about anything
C'mere boy
Schnauzer, where's Uzi?
Is he outside?
Nothing's right anymore not even TV
Davy Crockett said it all
If you're sure you're right then go ahead on
Now nothing's right
Goddamn MTV
