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The Residents - Birds in the Trees
- 2
The Residents - Skratz
- 3
The Residents - Act of Being Polite
- 4
The Residents - Bach Is Dead
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The Residents - Bathsheba Bathes
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The Residents - Betty's Body
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The Residents - Birthday Boy
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The Residents - Blue Rosebuds
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The Residents - Bouncing Benny
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The Residents - Caring
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The Residents - Confused
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The Residents - Constantinople
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The Residents - Consuelo's departure
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The Residents - Demons Dance Alone
- 15
The Residents - Die In Terror
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The Residents - Easter Woman
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The Residents - Elvis And His Boss
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The Residents - End Of Home
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The Residents - Epilogue
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The Residents - Fine Fat Lines
- 21
The Residents - Fire Fall
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The Residents - Give it to Someone Else
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The Residents - Godsong
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The Residents - Gone Again
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The Residents - Guylum Bardot
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The Residents - Harry The Head
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The Residents - Hello Skinny
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The Residents - How to Get a Head
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The Residents - I Gave Myself To You
- 30
The Residents - I Hate Heaven
- 31
The Residents - Just For You
- 32
The Residents - Kill The Great Raven
- 33
The Residents - Less Not More
- 34
The Residents - Loneliness
- 35
The Residents - Loss Of a Loved One
- 36
The Residents - Make Me Moo
- 37
The Residents - Mickey Macaroni
- 38
The Residents - Mickey The Mumbling Midget
- 39
The Residents - Mr. Misery
- 40
The Residents - My Second Wife
- 41
The Residents - N-er-gee (Crisis Blues)
- 42
The Residents - Part Two: The Making Of a Soul
- 43
The Residents - Posession
- 44
The Residents - Red Rider
- 45
The Residents - Secrets
- 46
The Residents - Suburban Bathers
- 47
The Residents - The Ascetic
- 48
The Residents - The Confused Transsexual
- 49
The Residents - The Electrocutioner
- 50
The Residents - The Nameless Souls
- 51
The Residents - The Old Soldier
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The Residents - The Old Woman
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The Residents - The Shoe Salesman
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The Residents - The Simple Song
- 55
The Residents - The Thing About Them
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The Residents - They Are the Meat
- 57
The Residents - Tongue Story (part III)
- 58
The Residents - Tongue Story (part IV)
- 59
The Residents - Troubled Man
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The Residents - Ups and Downs
- 61
The Residents - Wanda The Worm Woman
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The Residents - Wanda Wanda Wanda
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The Residents - Would We Be Alive?
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The Residents - You Yesyesyes
- 65
The Residents - Amber
- 66
The Residents - Boo Who
- 67
The Residents - Bossy
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The Residents - Bridegroom of Blood
- 69
The Residents - Burn Baby Burn
- 70
The Residents - Cain and Abel
- 71
The Residents - Deadwood
- 72
The Residents - Death In Barstow
- 73
The Residents - Dimples And Toes
- 74
The Residents - Everyone Comes To The Freak Show
- 75
The Residents - Fingertips
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The Residents - Flight of the Bumble Roach
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The Residents - From The Plains To Mexico
- 78
The Residents - Ghost Child
- 79
The Residents - Ginger's Lament
- 80
The Residents - God's Magic Finger
- 81
The Residents - Handful of Desire
- 82
The Residents - Hanging By His Hair
- 83
The Residents - Hard And Tenderly
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The Residents - Here Come The Bums
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The Residents - Home Age Conversation
- 86
The Residents - Honey Bear
- 87
The Residents - Infant Tango
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The Residents - Jambalaya
- 89
The Residents - Jello Jack The Boneless Boy
- 90
The Residents - Judas Saves
- 91
The Residents - Kick A Picnic
- 92
The Residents - Kill Him
- 93
The Residents - Kiss Of Flesh
- 94
The Residents - Laughing Song
- 95
The Residents - Life Would Be Wonderful
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The Residents - Lillie
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The Residents - Living In Vain
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The Residents - Lizard Lady
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The Residents - Love Is...
- 100
The Residents - Love Leaks Out
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The Residents - Main Titles
- 102
The Residents - Margaret Freeman
- 103
The Residents - Melancholy Clumps
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The Residents - Melon Collie Lassie
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The Residents - Moisture
- 106
The Residents - Monkey & Bunny
- 107
The Residents - My Brother Paul
- 108
The Residents - My Work is So Behind
- 109
The Residents - Needines
- 110
The Residents - Nice Old Man
- 111
The Residents - Nobody Laughs When They Leave
- 112
The Residents - Pain And Pleasure
- 113
The Residents - Part Four: Never Known Questions
- 114
The Residents - Part One: Edweena
- 115
The Residents - Part Three: Ship's a'Going Down
- 116
The Residents - Perfect Love
- 117
The Residents - Picnic Boy
- 118
The Residents - Picnic In The Jungle
- 119
The Residents - Santa Dog
- 120
The Residents - Seasoned Greetings
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The Residents - Sinister Exaggerator
- 122
The Residents - Six Things To A Cycle
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The Residents - Spilling the Seed
- 124
The Residents - Spotted Pinto Bean
- 125
The Residents - Tent Peg in the Temple
- 126
The Residents - The Aging Musician
- 127
The Residents - The Beekeeper's Daughter
- 128
The Residents - The Car Thief
- 129
The Residents - The Dying Oilman
- 130
The Residents - The Golden Goat
- 131
The Residents - The Man In The Dark Sedan
- 132
The Residents - The Service
- 133
The Residents - The Seven Ugly Cows
- 134
The Residents - The Spot
- 135
The Residents - The Talk of Creatures
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The Residents - The Vultures Bombay
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The Residents - The Weatherman
- 138
The Residents - Their Early Years
- 139
The Residents - Tongue
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part II)
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The Residents - Tourniquet Of Roses
- 142
The Residents - Tragic Bells
- 143
The Residents - We Stole This Riff
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The Residents - Wolverines
Lizard Lady
The Residents
But throw away her bread;
Her feet are feeling funny
As she lies beneath the bed;
She reminisces of the pungent Adriatic Sea,
And then she crawls and counts her cans
And twitches like a flea.
What she really likes to do
Is sit upon a pew,
And make believe that time has stopped
And motionless is new;
Planes are stranded in the sky
And drains are stopping, too,
And she alone is laughing under
Eyelids full of flu.
She scurries hurries worries that
The wicked will receive
Their candy from a handsome man
And coffee from a thief;
She gazes at a hourglass and
Asks it if it cares,
And then she wonders if the lizard
Likes his lettuce rare:
"Lizard, yes a lizard, little lizard of the sea,
Conspicuously alcoholic, flicks his tongue at me!
Release me lizard! Licking lizard,
blizzard of the bea,
Mushed inside a sock you still
dare me --- to die
Dare me to die --- at home..."
"Coating all my lungs with honey,
Sticky coating running runny,
Feet of lizard fly!
And stop and fly and stop and fly
And flicker tongue is licking out
To find me --- feel me. Hide!
Hide from the tongue!
The tongue is coming! Cruising! Oozing!
Over land and under ashes,
In the sunlight, see -- it flashes,
Find a fly and eat his eye,
But don't believe in me.
Don't believe in me.
Don't believe in me."
