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The Residents - Wanda Wanda Wanda
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The Residents - Caring
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The Residents - Guylum Bardot
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The Residents - Honey Bear
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The Residents - Margaret Freeman
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The Residents - Part Four: Never Known Questions
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The Residents - Part One: Edweena
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The Residents - Act of Being Polite
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The Residents - Amber
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The Residents - Bach Is Dead
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The Residents - Bathsheba Bathes
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The Residents - Betty's Body
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The Residents - Birds in the Trees
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The Residents - Birthday Boy
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The Residents - Blue Rosebuds
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The Residents - Boo Who
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The Residents - Bossy
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The Residents - Bouncing Benny
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The Residents - Bridegroom of Blood
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The Residents - Burn Baby Burn
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The Residents - Cain and Abel
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The Residents - Confused
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The Residents - Constantinople
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The Residents - Consuelo's departure
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The Residents - Deadwood
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The Residents - Death In Barstow
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The Residents - Demons Dance Alone
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The Residents - Die In Terror
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The Residents - Dimples And Toes
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The Residents - Easter Woman
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The Residents - Elvis And His Boss
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The Residents - End Of Home
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The Residents - Epilogue
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The Residents - Everyone Comes To The Freak Show
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The Residents - Fine Fat Lines
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The Residents - Fingertips
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The Residents - Fire Fall
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The Residents - Flight of the Bumble Roach
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The Residents - From The Plains To Mexico
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The Residents - Ghost Child
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The Residents - Ginger's Lament
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The Residents - Give it to Someone Else
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The Residents - God's Magic Finger
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The Residents - Godsong
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The Residents - Gone Again
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The Residents - Handful of Desire
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The Residents - Hanging By His Hair
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The Residents - Hard And Tenderly
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The Residents - Harry The Head
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The Residents - Hello Skinny
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The Residents - Here Come The Bums
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The Residents - Home Age Conversation
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The Residents - How to Get a Head
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The Residents - I Gave Myself To You
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The Residents - I Hate Heaven
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The Residents - Infant Tango
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The Residents - Jambalaya
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The Residents - Jello Jack The Boneless Boy
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The Residents - Judas Saves
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The Residents - Just For You
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The Residents - Kick A Picnic
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The Residents - Kill Him
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The Residents - Kill The Great Raven
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The Residents - Kiss Of Flesh
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The Residents - Laughing Song
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The Residents - Less Not More
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The Residents - Life Would Be Wonderful
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The Residents - Lillie
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The Residents - Living In Vain
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The Residents - Lizard Lady
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The Residents - Loneliness
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The Residents - Loss Of a Loved One
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The Residents - Love Is...
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The Residents - Love Leaks Out
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The Residents - Main Titles
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The Residents - Make Me Moo
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The Residents - Melancholy Clumps
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The Residents - Melon Collie Lassie
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The Residents - Mickey Macaroni
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The Residents - Mickey The Mumbling Midget
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The Residents - Moisture
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The Residents - Monkey & Bunny
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The Residents - Mr. Misery
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The Residents - My Brother Paul
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The Residents - My Second Wife
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The Residents - My Work is So Behind
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The Residents - N-er-gee (Crisis Blues)
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The Residents - Needines
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The Residents - Nice Old Man
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The Residents - Nobody Laughs When They Leave
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The Residents - Pain And Pleasure
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The Residents - Part Three: Ship's a'Going Down
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The Residents - Part Two: The Making Of a Soul
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The Residents - Perfect Love
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The Residents - Picnic Boy
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The Residents - Picnic In The Jungle
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The Residents - Posession
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The Residents - Red Rider
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The Residents - Santa Dog
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The Residents - Seasoned Greetings
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The Residents - Secrets
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The Residents - Sinister Exaggerator
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The Residents - Six Things To A Cycle
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The Residents - Skratz
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The Residents - Spilling the Seed
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The Residents - Spotted Pinto Bean
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The Residents - Suburban Bathers
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The Residents - Tent Peg in the Temple
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The Residents - The Aging Musician
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The Residents - The Ascetic
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The Residents - The Beekeeper's Daughter
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The Residents - The Car Thief
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The Residents - The Confused Transsexual
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The Residents - The Dying Oilman
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The Residents - The Electrocutioner
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The Residents - The Golden Goat
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The Residents - The Man In The Dark Sedan
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The Residents - The Nameless Souls
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The Residents - The Old Soldier
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The Residents - The Old Woman
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The Residents - The Service
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The Residents - The Seven Ugly Cows
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The Residents - The Shoe Salesman
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The Residents - The Simple Song
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The Residents - The Spot
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The Residents - The Talk of Creatures
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The Residents - The Thing About Them
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The Residents - The Vultures Bombay
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The Residents - The Weatherman
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The Residents - Their Early Years
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The Residents - They Are the Meat
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The Residents - Tongue
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part II)
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part III)
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The Residents - Tongue Story (part IV)
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The Residents - Tourniquet Of Roses
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The Residents - Tragic Bells
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The Residents - Troubled Man
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The Residents - Ups and Downs
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The Residents - Wanda The Worm Woman
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The Residents - We Stole This Riff
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The Residents - Wolverines
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The Residents - Would We Be Alive?
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The Residents - You Yesyesyes
Just For You
The Residents
When I am not asleep
Sometime between the night and the day
The Creepy Weeper's calling
and reaching out his hands to me
the longest arm of all
Then he tells me
exactly what to do
for you
who need me most of all
and says if I should grow up
we'll lose the perfect love
he says
I'm made up out of them
I am a fake
I am a ripoff
I will definitely shit on you to get off
When my life is over
I'll think about the day
and joy that I created maybe just for you
Eventually,
he says the strongest walls will fall
and show the monkey (that's me)
Give them the gift of knowing
the truth behind the dream
they love much more than you and me
I am unreal
I am pretentious
I am definitely far beyond redemption
But when I finally wake up
there's nothing else to do
but write a silly song
and sing it just for you
YOU and ME!
ME and ME!
When you think about me
and what I seem to be
You'll see that life is mainly me
I am the world
I am the real one
I will definitely step on bugs (and kill them)
But in this voice I'm thinking
I know just what to do
I'll make a perfect turd and sell it
just for you
I am a sponge
I am a pissant
I am definitely enclosed by sycophants
But if my tongue's wisdom
fall underneath your ears
I'll try forgiveness in me
just for you
I am a worm
I am a goofball
I am definitely not there when the poop falls
But there is a feeling in me
that elevates my soul
when I wallow in self pity
just for you
I am a flake
I am a donut
I am definitely whinier with no nuts
But sometimes I look up
and feel the sun on me
and know it is a perfect world
(it has to be!)
yes, I know it is a perfect world
it has to be!
