The mid-twenty joys Around a heart that's black and blue Tattooed love boys I tore my knees up getting to you 'Cause I needed To find out what the thing was for Been reading Man, the time came to explore
I went ape wire 'Cause I thought Like I'd like it Little tease But I didn't mean it But you mess with the goods, doll Honey, you gotta pay Yeah
A good time Was guaranteed for one and all The tattoos Target practice in the hall While waiting For their number to get called out I, I, I, I found out what the wait was about
I was a good time Yeah, I got pretty good At changing tires Upstairs, bro I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for
Now I see you All impressed and half undressed You got paint stick All over the scars and lumps and bumps Tattooed love boys Have got you where I used to lay Well, ha ha and too bad But you know what they say
Stop snivellin' You're gonna make some plastic surgeon a rich man Oh, but the prestige and the glory Another human interest story You are that
