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The Lonely Island - Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)
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The Lonely Island - I Threw It On The Ground
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The Lonely Island - Here I Go (feat. Charli xcx)
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The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
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The Lonely Island - Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)
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The Lonely Island - Sushi Glory Hole
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The Lonely Island - Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)
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The Lonely Island - Punch You In The Jeans
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The Lonely Island - Great Day
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The Lonely Island - I Fucked My Aunt (feat. T-Pain)
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The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat
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The Lonely Island - Monalisa
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The Lonely Island - 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Lady Gaga & Justin Timberlake)
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The Lonely Island - Dick In A Box
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The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
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The Lonely Island - Like a Boss
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The Lonely Island - Fuck Off
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The Lonely Island - Incredible Thoughts
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The Lonely Island - The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj)
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The Lonely Island - YOLO (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)
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The Lonely Island - Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions
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The Lonely Island - Spring Break Anthem
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The Lonely Island - 2 Banditos (feat. Chris Reed)
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The Lonely Island - After Party
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The Lonely Island - Bing Bong Brothers
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The Lonely Island - Boombox
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The Lonely Island - Equal Rights (feat. P!NK)
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The Lonely Island - Focused AF
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The Lonely Island - Hugs (feat. Pharrel Williams)
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The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap
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The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap 2
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The Lonely Island - Oakland Nights (feat. Sia)
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The Lonely Island - Shy Ronnie
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The Lonely Island - Spell It Out
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The Lonely Island - Stork Patrol
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The Lonely Island - We're Back!
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The Lonely Island - Ashley Wednesday (feat. Seal)
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The Lonely Island - Attracted To Us (feat. Beck)
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The Lonely Island - Awesometown
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The Lonely Island - Bikini Babe Workout
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The Lonely Island - Boombox (feat. Julian Casablancas)
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The Lonely Island - Cocaine
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The Lonely Island - Daddy
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The Lonely Island - Daiquiri Girl
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The Lonely Island - Diaper Money
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The Lonely Island - Donkey Roll
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The Lonely Island - Dramatic Intro
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The Lonely Island - Dreamgirl
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The Lonely Island - Feed The Beast
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The Lonely Island - Focus On The Game
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The Lonely Island - Go Kindergarten
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The Lonely Island - Hero Song
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The Lonely Island - Hey Ya Ho (feat. Chris Redd)
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The Lonely Island - Hunter The Hungry Is Gon' Eat (feat. Chris Redd)
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The Lonely Island - I Don't Give a Honk
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The Lonely Island - I Run NY (feat. Billie Joe Armstrong)
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The Lonely Island - I'm a Weirdo
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The Lonely Island - I'm So Humble (feat. Adam Levine)
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The Lonely Island - Ibitha
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The Lonely Island - IHOP
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The Lonely Island - IHOP Parking Lot (feat. Haim & Maya Rudolph)
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The Lonely Island - Incredibad
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The Lonely Island - Iran so far
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The Lonely Island - Japan
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The Lonely Island - Jose & Mark
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The Lonely Island - Just 2 Guyz
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The Lonely Island - Karate Guy
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The Lonely Island - Lazy Sunday
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The Lonely Island - Legalize It
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The Lonely Island - Let's Bash
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The Lonely Island - Mama
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The Lonely Island - Maximus (Bonus Track)
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The Lonely Island - Me Likey Dat
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The Lonely Island - Meet The Crew
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The Lonely Island - My Mic
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The Lonely Island - No Homo
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The Lonely Island - Normal Guy
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The Lonely Island - Owen's Song
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The Lonely Island - Perfect Saturday
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The Lonely Island - Ras Trent
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The Lonely Island - Reba (Two Worlds Collide) (feat. Kenan Thompson)
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The Lonely Island - Rock Roll Skate
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The Lonely Island - Rocky
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The Lonely Island - Santana DVX
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The Lonely Island - Sax Man
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The Lonely Island - Semicolon (feat. Solange & Maya Rudolph)
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The Lonely Island - Should I Move
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The Lonely Island - Shrooms
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The Lonely Island - Sick Glenda
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The Lonely Island - Space Olympics
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The Lonely Island - The Compliments
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The Lonely Island - The Old Saloon
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The Lonely Island - Things In My Jeep
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The Lonely Island - Trouble On Dookie Island
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The Lonely Island - Turn Up The Beef (feat. Emma Stone)
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The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain
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The Lonely Island - Two Worlds Collide
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The Lonely Island - Uniform On
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The Lonely Island - We Are A Crowd
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The Lonely Island - We Like Sportz
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The Lonely Island - We Need Love
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The Lonely Island - When Will The Bass Drop
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The Lonely Island - Who Said We're Wack
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The Lonely Island - Who Said We're Wack?
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The Lonely Island - Why Not Me? (Oscar Song)
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The Lonely Island - You've Got The Look (feat. Hugh Jackman & Kristen Wiig)
Uniform On
The Lonely Island
She grabbed me by the bat, now it's going, going, gone
I never finish sex 'cause I'm so juiced out
But she nutted three times then we bashed then I bounced
I reside in Blackhawk in a big fucking house
My community is gated 'cause I don't strike out
Got a room with a chair, got a room with a couch
Got a framed photograph of the time I met Alf
You know I'm not a hamburger but they call me Big Mac
Got the one ton Jimmy and the itty-bitty sack
My ball shrinky-dinky 'cause the 'roids so strong
But it makes the aforementioned Jimmy-jam look long
The name is Mark, and no I'm not Mork
And yes, I eat pork 'cause it's tasty on my fork
And no, I'm not a jork but I'll jork it out the pork
'Cause Noah should have had the Bash Brothers on his Ork
We are the perfect pair to start a new society
Filled with home-run hitting gold glove Goliathes
Here's what I found on the web for
What is the plural of goliath? Goliaths
Oh, we're Goliaths, baby boy
Kirk Gibson’s a pariah, baby boy
I work out with a tire, baby boy
I wonder who can lift it higher, baby boy
Ahh! Lift that tire, bitch
Put your back in it and lift it higher, bitch
Stab that needle in my ass 'til I am rich
Make me a God with the chemical sciences
Ahh! Baseball, baseball, He-Man hit the baseball
By the power of Grayskull
Rip the skin off and eat the brains out the baseball
Gonna run a motherfuckin' train on the baseball
Ahh! Don't tell me to be fucking calm
Whip out my dick on the Jumbotron
Rip out my bones cause my muscles so strong
Now the pain's so bad that my motherfucking heart stop-