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The Lonely Island - Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)
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The Lonely Island - I Threw It On The Ground
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The Lonely Island - Here I Go (feat. Charli xcx)
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The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
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The Lonely Island - Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)
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The Lonely Island - Sushi Glory Hole
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The Lonely Island - Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)
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The Lonely Island - Punch You In The Jeans
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The Lonely Island - Great Day
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The Lonely Island - I Fucked My Aunt (feat. T-Pain)
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The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat
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The Lonely Island - Monalisa
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The Lonely Island - 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Lady Gaga & Justin Timberlake)
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The Lonely Island - Dick In A Box
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The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
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The Lonely Island - Like a Boss
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The Lonely Island - Fuck Off
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The Lonely Island - Incredible Thoughts
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The Lonely Island - The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj)
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The Lonely Island - YOLO (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)
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The Lonely Island - Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions
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The Lonely Island - Spring Break Anthem
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The Lonely Island - 2 Banditos (feat. Chris Reed)
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The Lonely Island - After Party
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The Lonely Island - Bing Bong Brothers
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The Lonely Island - Boombox
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The Lonely Island - Equal Rights (feat. P!NK)
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The Lonely Island - Focused AF
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The Lonely Island - Hugs (feat. Pharrel Williams)
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The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap
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The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap 2
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The Lonely Island - Oakland Nights (feat. Sia)
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The Lonely Island - Shy Ronnie
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The Lonely Island - Spell It Out
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The Lonely Island - Stork Patrol
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The Lonely Island - We're Back!
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The Lonely Island - Ashley Wednesday (feat. Seal)
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The Lonely Island - Attracted To Us (feat. Beck)
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The Lonely Island - Awesometown
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The Lonely Island - Bikini Babe Workout
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The Lonely Island - Boombox (feat. Julian Casablancas)
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The Lonely Island - Cocaine
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The Lonely Island - Daddy
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The Lonely Island - Daiquiri Girl
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The Lonely Island - Diaper Money
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The Lonely Island - Donkey Roll
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The Lonely Island - Dramatic Intro
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The Lonely Island - Dreamgirl
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The Lonely Island - Feed The Beast
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The Lonely Island - Focus On The Game
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The Lonely Island - Go Kindergarten
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The Lonely Island - Hero Song
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The Lonely Island - Hey Ya Ho (feat. Chris Redd)
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The Lonely Island - Hunter The Hungry Is Gon' Eat (feat. Chris Redd)
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The Lonely Island - I Don't Give a Honk
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The Lonely Island - I Run NY (feat. Billie Joe Armstrong)
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The Lonely Island - I'm a Weirdo
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The Lonely Island - I'm So Humble (feat. Adam Levine)
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The Lonely Island - Ibitha
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The Lonely Island - IHOP
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The Lonely Island - IHOP Parking Lot (feat. Haim & Maya Rudolph)
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The Lonely Island - Incredibad
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The Lonely Island - Iran so far
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The Lonely Island - Japan
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The Lonely Island - Jose & Mark
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The Lonely Island - Just 2 Guyz
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The Lonely Island - Karate Guy
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The Lonely Island - Lazy Sunday
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The Lonely Island - Legalize It
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The Lonely Island - Let's Bash
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The Lonely Island - Mama
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The Lonely Island - Maximus (Bonus Track)
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The Lonely Island - Me Likey Dat
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The Lonely Island - Meet The Crew
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The Lonely Island - My Mic
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The Lonely Island - No Homo
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The Lonely Island - Normal Guy
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The Lonely Island - Owen's Song
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The Lonely Island - Perfect Saturday
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The Lonely Island - Ras Trent
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The Lonely Island - Reba (Two Worlds Collide) (feat. Kenan Thompson)
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The Lonely Island - Rock Roll Skate
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The Lonely Island - Rocky
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The Lonely Island - Santana DVX
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The Lonely Island - Sax Man
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The Lonely Island - Semicolon (feat. Solange & Maya Rudolph)
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The Lonely Island - Should I Move
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The Lonely Island - Shrooms
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The Lonely Island - Sick Glenda
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The Lonely Island - Space Olympics
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The Lonely Island - The Compliments
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The Lonely Island - The Old Saloon
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The Lonely Island - Things In My Jeep
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The Lonely Island - Trouble On Dookie Island
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The Lonely Island - Turn Up The Beef (feat. Emma Stone)
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The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain
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The Lonely Island - Two Worlds Collide
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The Lonely Island - Uniform On
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The Lonely Island - We Are A Crowd
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The Lonely Island - We Like Sportz
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The Lonely Island - We Need Love
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The Lonely Island - When Will The Bass Drop
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The Lonely Island - Who Said We're Wack
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The Lonely Island - Who Said We're Wack?
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The Lonely Island - Why Not Me? (Oscar Song)
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The Lonely Island - You've Got The Look (feat. Hugh Jackman & Kristen Wiig)
Natalie's Rap 2
The Lonely Island
We're here today with film star Natalie Portman
Now, Natalie, the last time you were here, I heard things got a little out of control
[Natalie Portman]
Yeah, well, I was going through a really weird time then
But I've matured a lot
[Beck Bennett]
Why don't you fill us in on what it's like to be you?
[Natalie Portman]
Okay, ya bish
[Beck Bennett]
I'm sorry, what?
[Natalie Portman]
Yeah, Portman, Portman, Portman, Portman, Portman, Portman
Fucked your husband and his best friend just for sport, man
Messed around and made the same song twice
Here's a Bush, now eat your Condoleezza Rice
You know it's clickbait, clickbait, clickbait
Put a dildo on a switchblade, switchblade, switchblade (woo!)
Xannies dissolving in my Pinot
My man dance, but he's not a ballerino
Yeah, he twinkle his toes, but he give me good D, though
Wrap a good burrito
Tide Pods the only fucking thing I snack on
Black out and go motherfucking Black Swan
Ooh! These dudes slash and fix your posture, boy
I'll come upside your head with my fucking Oscar, boy
My brain gone off that fucking Ayahuasca, boy
Tell your tourist parents I'ma turn you 'to a foster boy!
[Beck Bennett]
Wow, I gotta say it seems like you're almost exactly the same, but with current references
[Natalie Portman]
Untrue
I'm a mother now
It's really changed my perspective
[Beck Bennett]
And do you find it difficult juggling kids and a career?
[Natalie Portman]
You can juggle these nuts
[Beck Bennett]
What?
[Natalie Portman]
I don't dance now, I make mommy moves
When I gave birth, I didn't even push
I was blazed out, smoking bomb kush
And when my water broke, you know it drowned the doctor
They say I'm sex-positive
Hell yeah, I'm positive
That you're going down while I'm bumping My Prerogative
Tell me why
Ha, I guess I'm showing my age
Now bend over and spread them because you about to get fucked
(Damn!)
[Beck Bennett]
Fascinating stuff
Now I have to ask, Natalie, have you seen the new Star Wars movies?
[Natalie Portman]
No
[Beck Bennett]
Oh, well they're really good! They're much better than
[Natalie Portman]
Better than what?
[Beck Bennett]
Shit
[Natalie Portman]
Say something 'bout the motherfucking prequels, bitch! (They were good!)
Say something fucking nice about Jar-Jar Binks (he's tall?)
Now kiss him right on his seventeen dicks (what?)
While I sit dead on your face and take a shit
[Andy Samberg]
Oh, Natalie
[Natalie Portman]
Yeah?
[Andy Samberg]
Please come meet your baby
He cries himself to sleep every night
[Natalie Portman]
That little shit ain't mine!
[Andy Samberg]
Oh, Natalie
[Natalie Portman]
What?
[Andy Samberg]
It's been twelve long years
(Shut the fuck up!)
And I'm seven days sober, I swear on his life!
[Natalie Portman]
You're a mess, Carl
[Beck Bennett]
Okay, well, that's all the time we have
Natalie, one last question
Do you think those Time's Up pins have had the impact that you were hoping for? Ah!
[Natalie Portman]
How's that for impact?
[Beck Bennett]
Well, actually, oh, no
[Natalie Portman]
No more questions