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The Lonely Island - Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)
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The Lonely Island - I Threw It On The Ground
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The Lonely Island - Here I Go (feat. Charli xcx)
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The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
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The Lonely Island - Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)
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The Lonely Island - Sushi Glory Hole
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The Lonely Island - Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)
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The Lonely Island - Punch You In The Jeans
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The Lonely Island - Great Day
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The Lonely Island - I Fucked My Aunt (feat. T-Pain)
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The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat
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The Lonely Island - Monalisa
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The Lonely Island - 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Lady Gaga & Justin Timberlake)
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The Lonely Island - Dick In A Box
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The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
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The Lonely Island - Like a Boss
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The Lonely Island - Fuck Off
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The Lonely Island - Incredible Thoughts
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The Lonely Island - The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj)
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The Lonely Island - YOLO (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)
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The Lonely Island - Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions
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The Lonely Island - Spring Break Anthem
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The Lonely Island - 2 Banditos (feat. Chris Reed)
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The Lonely Island - After Party
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The Lonely Island - Bing Bong Brothers
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The Lonely Island - Boombox
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The Lonely Island - Equal Rights (feat. P!NK)
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The Lonely Island - Focused AF
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The Lonely Island - Hugs (feat. Pharrel Williams)
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The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap
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The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap 2
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The Lonely Island - Oakland Nights (feat. Sia)
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The Lonely Island - Shy Ronnie
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The Lonely Island - Spell It Out
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The Lonely Island - Stork Patrol
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The Lonely Island - We're Back!
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The Lonely Island - Ashley Wednesday (feat. Seal)
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The Lonely Island - Attracted To Us (feat. Beck)
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The Lonely Island - Awesometown
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The Lonely Island - Bikini Babe Workout
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The Lonely Island - Boombox (feat. Julian Casablancas)
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The Lonely Island - Cocaine
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The Lonely Island - Daddy
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The Lonely Island - Daiquiri Girl
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The Lonely Island - Diaper Money
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The Lonely Island - Donkey Roll
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The Lonely Island - Dramatic Intro
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The Lonely Island - Dreamgirl
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The Lonely Island - Feed The Beast
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The Lonely Island - Focus On The Game
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The Lonely Island - Go Kindergarten
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The Lonely Island - Hero Song
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The Lonely Island - Hey Ya Ho (feat. Chris Redd)
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The Lonely Island - Hunter The Hungry Is Gon' Eat (feat. Chris Redd)
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The Lonely Island - I Don't Give a Honk
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The Lonely Island - I Run NY (feat. Billie Joe Armstrong)
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The Lonely Island - I'm a Weirdo
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The Lonely Island - I'm So Humble (feat. Adam Levine)
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The Lonely Island - Ibitha
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The Lonely Island - IHOP
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The Lonely Island - IHOP Parking Lot (feat. Haim & Maya Rudolph)
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The Lonely Island - Incredibad
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The Lonely Island - Iran so far
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The Lonely Island - Japan
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The Lonely Island - Jose & Mark
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The Lonely Island - Just 2 Guyz
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The Lonely Island - Karate Guy
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The Lonely Island - Lazy Sunday
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The Lonely Island - Legalize It
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The Lonely Island - Let's Bash
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The Lonely Island - Mama
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The Lonely Island - Maximus (Bonus Track)
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The Lonely Island - Me Likey Dat
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The Lonely Island - Meet The Crew
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The Lonely Island - My Mic
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The Lonely Island - No Homo
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The Lonely Island - Normal Guy
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The Lonely Island - Owen's Song
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The Lonely Island - Perfect Saturday
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The Lonely Island - Ras Trent
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The Lonely Island - Reba (Two Worlds Collide) (feat. Kenan Thompson)
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The Lonely Island - Rock Roll Skate
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The Lonely Island - Rocky
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The Lonely Island - Santana DVX
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The Lonely Island - Sax Man
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The Lonely Island - Semicolon (feat. Solange & Maya Rudolph)
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The Lonely Island - Should I Move
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The Lonely Island - Shrooms
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The Lonely Island - Sick Glenda
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The Lonely Island - Space Olympics
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The Lonely Island - The Compliments
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The Lonely Island - The Old Saloon
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The Lonely Island - Things In My Jeep
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The Lonely Island - Trouble On Dookie Island
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The Lonely Island - Turn Up The Beef (feat. Emma Stone)
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The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain
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The Lonely Island - Two Worlds Collide
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The Lonely Island - Uniform On
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The Lonely Island - We Are A Crowd
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The Lonely Island - We Like Sportz
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The Lonely Island - We Need Love
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The Lonely Island - When Will The Bass Drop
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The Lonely Island - Who Said We're Wack
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The Lonely Island - Who Said We're Wack?
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The Lonely Island - Why Not Me? (Oscar Song)
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The Lonely Island - You've Got The Look (feat. Hugh Jackman & Kristen Wiig)
I Run NY (feat. Billie Joe Armstrong)
The Lonely Island
Good morning
It's been brought to my attention that many rap artist claim
That they run new york, but this is not the case
In fact, I wrote my own song about what it's really like
Please excuse the profanity in advance
Hit it
Alright, new york!
New york, big city of dreams, and you know that I run this town. (I run it!)
The king of the streets, dressed in concrete, skyscrapers on my crown! (I'm the king!)
So if you want this big apple, come try to take a bite! (c'mon!)
'Cause I run this motherfucking city and I won't give it up without a fight!
Yo, I run new york!
It's a pain in the ass!
The city's crowded as fuck
And it's covered in trash!
And the sanitation chief just shoved his shit in my face
Another transit strike? Aw, fucking great!
I can't wait
To have another meeting with the labor union
So the mob can bend me over
And then shove their fucking shoe in
So I do it
So you can sip your pumpkin latté
I literally run new york and it's exhausting!
I run new york
It's a fucking headache
It really wears you down! (it sucks!)
In this lake of bureaucratic bullshit
It's a miracle I don't drown!
I (double) literally run new york
I run the marathon
Plus I organized it
So I double-run the marathon!
But no one seems to give a fuck that I'm a paragon
Instead they photoshop me so
It's looking like I wear a thong
And laugh at it in my own office when I'm gone
I went to the knicks game, and
They booed me on the jumbotron!
Excuse me
For trying to help you
They won't be satisfied until I'm
Locked up in bellevue
I guess they don't tell you
This job sucks dick
I run new york and it feels like shit!
The chief of police is a major bully
He laughs at my ideas (he's a jerk!)
He made fun of my tie last week
And I had to fight back tears!
Now on the surface, it probably seems like I should quit
Cause I spend every day getting punched in the dick
But at night
I travel down into the subway
Wearing chainmail, locked and loaded for gunplay
And battle the gigantic fire-breathing mutant rats!
If I fucking quit, who the fuck would do that?!
I'll give you a hint
The answer is no one
That's why I'm in the sewer dressed up like a shogun
Because on the equinox, a hell gate springs
Releasing hounds wreathed in the blood of kings
And no one even knows!
They just think I'm a dork
But I still kill those fucking dogs, because
I run new york!
I run new york, it's a shitty gig
There's no overtime in my pay (bullshit!)
I asked this city for a fucking bonus
And they said: No fucking way! (unreal!)
So rotten is this big apple
It's crawling with worms inside! (come on!)
But I run this motherfucking shithole city
And it makes me wanna die!
I run new york!
Thank you