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The Lonely Island - Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)
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The Lonely Island - I Threw It On The Ground
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The Lonely Island - Here I Go (feat. Charli xcx)
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The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
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The Lonely Island - Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)
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The Lonely Island - Sushi Glory Hole
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The Lonely Island - Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)
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The Lonely Island - Punch You In The Jeans
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The Lonely Island - Great Day
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The Lonely Island - I Fucked My Aunt (feat. T-Pain)
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The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat
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The Lonely Island - Monalisa
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The Lonely Island - 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Lady Gaga & Justin Timberlake)
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The Lonely Island - Dick In A Box
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The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
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The Lonely Island - Like a Boss
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The Lonely Island - Fuck Off
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The Lonely Island - Incredible Thoughts
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The Lonely Island - The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj)
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The Lonely Island - YOLO (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)
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The Lonely Island - Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions
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The Lonely Island - Spring Break Anthem
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The Lonely Island - 2 Banditos (feat. Chris Reed)
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The Lonely Island - After Party
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The Lonely Island - Bing Bong Brothers
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The Lonely Island - Boombox
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The Lonely Island - Equal Rights (feat. P!NK)
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The Lonely Island - Focused AF
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The Lonely Island - Hugs (feat. Pharrel Williams)
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The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap
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The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap 2
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The Lonely Island - Oakland Nights (feat. Sia)
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The Lonely Island - Shy Ronnie
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The Lonely Island - Spell It Out
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The Lonely Island - Stork Patrol
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The Lonely Island - We're Back!
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The Lonely Island - Ashley Wednesday (feat. Seal)
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The Lonely Island - Attracted To Us (feat. Beck)
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The Lonely Island - Awesometown
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The Lonely Island - Bikini Babe Workout
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The Lonely Island - Boombox (feat. Julian Casablancas)
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The Lonely Island - Cocaine
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The Lonely Island - Daddy
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The Lonely Island - Daiquiri Girl
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The Lonely Island - Diaper Money
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The Lonely Island - Donkey Roll
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The Lonely Island - Dramatic Intro
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The Lonely Island - Dreamgirl
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The Lonely Island - Feed The Beast
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The Lonely Island - Focus On The Game
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The Lonely Island - Go Kindergarten
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The Lonely Island - Hero Song
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The Lonely Island - Hey Ya Ho (feat. Chris Redd)
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The Lonely Island - Hunter The Hungry Is Gon' Eat (feat. Chris Redd)
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The Lonely Island - I Don't Give a Honk
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The Lonely Island - I Run NY (feat. Billie Joe Armstrong)
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The Lonely Island - I'm a Weirdo
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The Lonely Island - I'm So Humble (feat. Adam Levine)
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The Lonely Island - Ibitha
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The Lonely Island - IHOP
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The Lonely Island - IHOP Parking Lot (feat. Haim & Maya Rudolph)
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The Lonely Island - Incredibad
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The Lonely Island - Iran so far
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The Lonely Island - Japan
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The Lonely Island - Jose & Mark
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The Lonely Island - Just 2 Guyz
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The Lonely Island - Karate Guy
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The Lonely Island - Lazy Sunday
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The Lonely Island - Legalize It
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The Lonely Island - Let's Bash
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The Lonely Island - Mama
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The Lonely Island - Maximus (Bonus Track)
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The Lonely Island - Me Likey Dat
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The Lonely Island - Meet The Crew
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The Lonely Island - My Mic
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The Lonely Island - No Homo
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The Lonely Island - Normal Guy
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The Lonely Island - Owen's Song
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The Lonely Island - Perfect Saturday
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The Lonely Island - Ras Trent
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The Lonely Island - Reba (Two Worlds Collide) (feat. Kenan Thompson)
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The Lonely Island - Rock Roll Skate
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The Lonely Island - Rocky
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The Lonely Island - Santana DVX
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The Lonely Island - Sax Man
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The Lonely Island - Semicolon (feat. Solange & Maya Rudolph)
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The Lonely Island - Should I Move
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The Lonely Island - Shrooms
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The Lonely Island - Sick Glenda
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The Lonely Island - Space Olympics
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The Lonely Island - The Compliments
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The Lonely Island - The Old Saloon
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The Lonely Island - Things In My Jeep
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The Lonely Island - Trouble On Dookie Island
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The Lonely Island - Turn Up The Beef (feat. Emma Stone)
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The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain
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The Lonely Island - Two Worlds Collide
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The Lonely Island - Uniform On
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The Lonely Island - We Are A Crowd
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The Lonely Island - We Like Sportz
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The Lonely Island - We Need Love
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The Lonely Island - When Will The Bass Drop
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The Lonely Island - Who Said We're Wack
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The Lonely Island - Who Said We're Wack?
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The Lonely Island - Why Not Me? (Oscar Song)
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The Lonely Island - You've Got The Look (feat. Hugh Jackman & Kristen Wiig)
Rocky
The Lonely Island
It's not about Shaq or Iron Mike
So buckle yo seatbelts it's gonna get sharpy
And listen to the tale of the time I fought Rocky
One day, me and all my friends were hangin'
Talkin' 'bout which of the girls were most bangin'
Then one friend says: "You know who's really tough?
Rocky (hit me hard), the boxer."
Man, I said: "Yeah I know'im, what about him?"
He said: "He's really tough"
No way man, I'm calling your bluff
I think that I can take him and to prove my point
I'll challenge him in public (Yeah, that's the joint!)
So the very next day stay true to my word
And I snuck on TV so I could be heard
I said: "Rocky, if you're out there I think you're a nerd
And I'll lick you and bury you like a dog turd!"
I got kicked out but the candle was lit
'Cause the people had to know if my claim was legit
It made the headlines then I got the call
It was Rocky, and he wanted a brawl.
We negotiated terms and set the date
Then I went into training to add some muscle weight
While I punched on meat in a riggidy shack
He was sippin' on wine having models rub his back
At the weigh-in, boy the tension was high
Me and Rock, toe-to-toe and eye-to-eye
I talked some trash, we got pulled apart
I shot'im one last look to strike fear in his heart
Skip ahead, the big night was finally here
My body was ripped and my mind was clear
We entered the arena to the roar of the crowd
People chanted my name, I never felt so proud
Faced off once more in the center of the ring
Touched gloves, said a prayer, then the bell went [ding]
He hit me with the left and shattered my face
Send a right to set my teeth all over the place
Then another great punch caved in my eye socket
He broke my jaw and my trainer yelled: "Stop it!"
But nobody heard him and he crushed my ribs
Blood sprayed off my face and onto some kids
They yelled out: "More!" and Rocky obliged
I had to figure someway to turn the tie
So I leaned back to hit him with all of my might
Took a swing, but he caught me with a sucker punch right
Then a sucker punch left, then a sucker punch right
Then twenty two consecutives sucker punch right
He tore off my arms and beat me with 'em
Then through acid in my face, which obscured my vision
He kicked me in the leg and fractured my shin
The bone splinter shot right out of my skin
People barfed in the crowd, they were going insane
Then Rocky punched my nose bone into my brain
I was quivering and twitching when I soiled my shorts
Then Rocky pissed on me, customary in sports
The doctor came out and pronounced me dead
And that was the night I fought Rocky.