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The Fiery Furnaces - Bitter Tea
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The Fiery Furnaces - Seven Silver Curses
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The Fiery Furnaces - The Garfield El
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The Fiery Furnaces - The Wayward Granddaughter
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The Fiery Furnaces - 1917
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The Fiery Furnaces - A Candymaker's Knife In My Handbag
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The Fiery Furnaces - Asthma Attack
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The Fiery Furnaces - Automatic Husband
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The Fiery Furnaces - Benton Harbor Blues
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The Fiery Furnaces - Birdie Brain
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The Fiery Furnaces - Black-hearted Boy
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The Fiery Furnaces - Blueberry Boat
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The Fiery Furnaces - Borneo
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The Fiery Furnaces - Bow Wow
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The Fiery Furnaces - Bright Blue Tie
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The Fiery Furnaces - Cabaret Of The Seven Devils
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The Fiery Furnaces - Charmaine Champagne
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The Fiery Furnaces - Chief Inspector Blancheflower
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The Fiery Furnaces - Chris Michaels
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The Fiery Furnaces - Clear signal from cairo
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The Fiery Furnaces - Cousin Chris
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The Fiery Furnaces - Crystal Clear
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The Fiery Furnaces - Cups & Punches
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The Fiery Furnaces - Cut The Cake
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The Fiery Furnaces - Does It Remind You Of When
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The Fiery Furnaces - Don't Dance Her Down
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The Fiery Furnaces - Drive To Dallas
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The Fiery Furnaces - Duffer St. George
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The Fiery Furnaces - Duplexes Of The Dead
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The Fiery Furnaces - Even In The Rain
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The Fiery Furnaces - Evergreen
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The Fiery Furnaces - Ex-Guru
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The Fiery Furnaces - Forty Eight Twenty Three Twenty Second Street
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The Fiery Furnaces - Gale Blow
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The Fiery Furnaces - Guns Under The Counter
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The Fiery Furnaces - Here Comes The Summer
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The Fiery Furnaces - I'm Going Away
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The Fiery Furnaces - I'm Gonna Run
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The Fiery Furnaces - I'm In No Mood
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The Fiery Furnaces - In My Little Thatched Hut
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The Fiery Furnaces - Inca Rag / Name Game
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The Fiery Furnaces - Japanese Slippers
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The Fiery Furnaces - Keep Me In The Dark
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The Fiery Furnaces - Leaky Tunnel
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The Fiery Furnaces - Lost At Sea
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The Fiery Furnaces - Mason City
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The Fiery Furnaces - My Dog Was Lost But Now He's Found
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The Fiery Furnaces - My Egyptian Grammar
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The Fiery Furnaces - Navy Nurse
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The Fiery Furnaces - Nevers
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The Fiery Furnaces - Oh Sweet Woods
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The Fiery Furnaces - Paw Paw Tree
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The Fiery Furnaces - Police Sweater Blood Vow
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The Fiery Furnaces - Pricked In The Heart
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The Fiery Furnaces - Quay Cur
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The Fiery Furnaces - Ray Bouvier
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The Fiery Furnaces - Rehearsing My Choir
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The Fiery Furnaces - Restorative Beer
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The Fiery Furnaces - Right By Conquest
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The Fiery Furnaces - Rub-Alcohol Blues
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The Fiery Furnaces - Sing for Me
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The Fiery Furnaces - Single Again
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The Fiery Furnaces - Slavin' Away
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The Fiery Furnaces - Smelling Cigarettes
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The Fiery Furnaces - South Is Only A Home
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The Fiery Furnaces - Spaniolated
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The Fiery Furnaces - Staring At The Steeple
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The Fiery Furnaces - Straight Street
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The Fiery Furnaces - Sullivan's Social Slub
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The Fiery Furnaces - Sweet Spots
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The Fiery Furnaces - Take Me Round Again
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The Fiery Furnaces - Teach Me Sweetheart
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The Fiery Furnaces - The End Is Near
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The Fiery Furnaces - The Old Hag Is Sleeping
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The Fiery Furnaces - The Philadelphia Grand Jury
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The Fiery Furnaces - The Vietnamese Telephone Ministry
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The Fiery Furnaces - Though Let's Be Fair
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The Fiery Furnaces - Tropical Ice-Land
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The Fiery Furnaces - Turning Round
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The Fiery Furnaces - Two Fat Feet
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The Fiery Furnaces - Up In The North
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The Fiery Furnaces - Waiting to Know You
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The Fiery Furnaces - We Got Back The Plague
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The Fiery Furnaces - We Wrote Letters Everyday
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The Fiery Furnaces - Whistle Rhapsody?
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The Fiery Furnaces - Wicker Whatnots
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The Fiery Furnaces - Widow City
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The Fiery Furnaces - Wolf Notes
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The Fiery Furnaces - Worry Worry
Rehearsing My Choir
The Fiery Furnaces
The bishop
Would head down, head down to deerport station
To see what stars on the silver screen might be seen
Or broadway stage were all the rage
With his black leather autograph book
And his black leather pastoral pumps
And his pressed black robes
And his tidy black beard of which he was so proud
And his hat that stuck out in a crowd
But there he'd sit
At his table at the edgewater hotel
Wearing his ecclesiastical furs
And lunching with two giggly and none too healthy looking young men
And in his shirt pocket up close to his heart was his autographed picture of robert mitchum
Which he no doubt used in an impure way
And i was at home rehearsing my choir
On christmas day
In the afternoon
I got a call at home
The bishop was on the phone
Wanting the choir to go and sing
On some channel 44 thing
And i said "out of the question!
The rest of the day is for their families!"
And the bishop became furious
All that time singing western music
Christmas carols, backsliding
And no time to represent the diocese
But of course he was just upset because he wanted to be on the show
And he hated women
And i knew he was angry with me
But i couldn't worry about it
I went about my business
Rehearsing my choir
Rehearsing my choir
(da da da da da da da)
Again!
(da da da da da da da)
Ugh, altos, out of tune!
(da da da da da da da)
That's not good!
(da da da da da da da)
That sounds horrible
Next sunday was my late sister's namesday
La la la
And the bishop was coming that day to our church to deliver a sermon
Which would give me quite a big surprise
"decadence in the church!
Betrayal of our traditions!
Look up in the shoir loft, for instance, the lady in red
Eva!
I ban her from receiving communion
And remove her as choir director!"
I couldn't believe my ears
And the congregation couldn't believe theirs
And my husband was furious when he was told, as he wasn't there at the time
And letters were written and phone calls were placed
And the matter was taken up, and i was granted an audience
And i sat there nervous and frightened
When into the room
Stepped his eminence
The archbishop
They had a strange deliberating process at his initiative
As it was his prerogative alone
But the hierarch with the tallest hat and longest beard would stand in the middle
And the prelates with shorter hats and beards radiated out
With the archbishop in front of them
And then they began to intone
And i was left on the other side of the door, alone
And when they came out, bishop nikolaki was sent to san jose