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The Fiery Furnaces - Bitter Tea
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The Fiery Furnaces - The Garfield El
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The Fiery Furnaces - The Wayward Granddaughter
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The Fiery Furnaces - 1917
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The Fiery Furnaces - A Candymaker's Knife In My Handbag
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The Fiery Furnaces - Asthma Attack
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The Fiery Furnaces - Automatic Husband
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The Fiery Furnaces - Benton Harbor Blues
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The Fiery Furnaces - Birdie Brain
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The Fiery Furnaces - Black-hearted Boy
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The Fiery Furnaces - Blueberry Boat
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The Fiery Furnaces - Borneo
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The Fiery Furnaces - Bow Wow
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The Fiery Furnaces - Bright Blue Tie
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The Fiery Furnaces - Cabaret Of The Seven Devils
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The Fiery Furnaces - Charmaine Champagne
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The Fiery Furnaces - Chief Inspector Blancheflower
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The Fiery Furnaces - Chris Michaels
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The Fiery Furnaces - Clear signal from cairo
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The Fiery Furnaces - Cousin Chris
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The Fiery Furnaces - Crystal Clear
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The Fiery Furnaces - Cups & Punches
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The Fiery Furnaces - Cut The Cake
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The Fiery Furnaces - Does It Remind You Of When
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The Fiery Furnaces - Don't Dance Her Down
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The Fiery Furnaces - Drive To Dallas
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The Fiery Furnaces - Duffer St. George
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The Fiery Furnaces - Duplexes Of The Dead
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The Fiery Furnaces - Even In The Rain
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The Fiery Furnaces - Evergreen
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The Fiery Furnaces - Ex-Guru
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The Fiery Furnaces - Forty Eight Twenty Three Twenty Second Street
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The Fiery Furnaces - Gale Blow
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The Fiery Furnaces - Guns Under The Counter
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The Fiery Furnaces - Here Comes The Summer
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The Fiery Furnaces - I'm Going Away
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The Fiery Furnaces - I'm Gonna Run
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The Fiery Furnaces - I'm In No Mood
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The Fiery Furnaces - In My Little Thatched Hut
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The Fiery Furnaces - Inca Rag / Name Game
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The Fiery Furnaces - Japanese Slippers
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The Fiery Furnaces - Keep Me In The Dark
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The Fiery Furnaces - Leaky Tunnel
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The Fiery Furnaces - Lost At Sea
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The Fiery Furnaces - Mason City
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The Fiery Furnaces - My Dog Was Lost But Now He's Found
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The Fiery Furnaces - My Egyptian Grammar
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The Fiery Furnaces - Navy Nurse
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The Fiery Furnaces - Nevers
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The Fiery Furnaces - Oh Sweet Woods
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The Fiery Furnaces - Paw Paw Tree
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The Fiery Furnaces - Police Sweater Blood Vow
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The Fiery Furnaces - Pricked In The Heart
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The Fiery Furnaces - Quay Cur
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The Fiery Furnaces - Ray Bouvier
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The Fiery Furnaces - Rehearsing My Choir
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The Fiery Furnaces - Restorative Beer
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The Fiery Furnaces - Right By Conquest
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The Fiery Furnaces - Rub-Alcohol Blues
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The Fiery Furnaces - Seven Silver Curses
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The Fiery Furnaces - Sing for Me
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The Fiery Furnaces - Single Again
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The Fiery Furnaces - Slavin' Away
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The Fiery Furnaces - Smelling Cigarettes
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The Fiery Furnaces - South Is Only A Home
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The Fiery Furnaces - Spaniolated
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The Fiery Furnaces - Staring At The Steeple
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The Fiery Furnaces - Straight Street
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The Fiery Furnaces - Sullivan's Social Slub
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The Fiery Furnaces - Sweet Spots
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The Fiery Furnaces - Take Me Round Again
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The Fiery Furnaces - Teach Me Sweetheart
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The Fiery Furnaces - The End Is Near
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The Fiery Furnaces - The Old Hag Is Sleeping
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The Fiery Furnaces - The Philadelphia Grand Jury
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The Fiery Furnaces - The Vietnamese Telephone Ministry
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The Fiery Furnaces - Though Let's Be Fair
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The Fiery Furnaces - Tropical Ice-Land
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The Fiery Furnaces - Turning Round
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The Fiery Furnaces - Two Fat Feet
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The Fiery Furnaces - Up In The North
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The Fiery Furnaces - Waiting to Know You
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The Fiery Furnaces - We Got Back The Plague
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The Fiery Furnaces - We Wrote Letters Everyday
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The Fiery Furnaces - Whistle Rhapsody?
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The Fiery Furnaces - Wicker Whatnots
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The Fiery Furnaces - Widow City
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The Fiery Furnaces - Wolf Notes
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The Fiery Furnaces - Worry Worry
A Candymaker's Knife In My Handbag
The Fiery Furnaces
Turned out i couldn't cope
After the school of fancy cookery
With antoinette pope
I learned brazing and saucing, meringue and sift
Knead, flute and flour
Each thursday for an hour
Cobblers and plum cakes, tarts savory and sweet
A candymaker's knife in my handbag
A candymaker's knife in my handbag
Well i learned brazing and saucing, meringue and sift
Knead, flute and flour
Each thursday for an hour
Cobblers and plum cakes, tarts savory and sweet
A candymaker's knife in my handbag
A candymaker's knife in my handbag
That night i was to meet my husband's father, for the very first time
I wore the scarf he sent to me
French silk, scarlet blue and cream
He sits, he waits, a coffee on his knee
I wonder if it's as bad as it might seem
Zapped by the zombie
Zapped, zapped by the zombie
Zapped by the zombie in the two-door dodge
Twice-baked brioche and pastry pockets
And lock its two-door dodge
Zapped by the zombie
Zapped, zapped by the zombie
Zapped by the zombie in the two-door dodge
And i did not fail
To bust off a nail as the dodge door handle dodges my hand
Delicate, delicate hold my hand
Delicate nectarine upside-down chiffon cake
Dodge down the downtown loop the loop lightly
Hazelnut baby loaves
Hazelnut baby loaves
Hold my hand inside-out upside-down marzipan milanese
My brain is a blur
Hodge-podge - cardinal slice - two-door, brand new
What am i gonna do
'cause on the street the amber lights were hellish hot
And the wind in the windows was not giving air
And tropical napeolons
But it was too late and i didn't care
And i didn't care
Because first i went to meet dr. christopolous and his wife claudette
Who at the time was my close girlfriend
They picked my up in their brand-new dodge
And we went to trader vic's, or mr. rick's
And i ordered, like the others, a zombie
And it bombed me, it just bombed me
And when we got to the stoop my father-in-law said "were you attacked?"
My aunt, being helpful, said something that made my heart just go sunk
And with a look on her face like something had stunk
"she's just drunk!" she hissed
I reached for the arm of the armchair and missed
A night out in the tropics
Turned out i couldn't cope
After the school of fancy cookery
With antoinette pope
I wore the scarf he sent to me
French silk, scarlet blue and cream
He sits, he waits, a coffee on his knee
I wonder if it's as bad as it might seem