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The Darkness - I Believe In a Thing Called Love
- 2
The Darkness - I Hate Myself
- 3
The Darkness - Love Is Only a Feeling
- 4
The Darkness - Everybody Have a Good Time
- 5
The Darkness - In My Dreams
- 6
The Darkness - Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)
- 7
The Darkness - Growing On Me
- 8
The Darkness - Friday Night
- 9
The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman
- 10
The Darkness - Holding My Own
- 11
The Darkness - Givin' Up
- 12
The Darkness - Is It Just Me?
- 13
The Darkness - Bald
- 14
The Darkness - Girlfriend
- 15
The Darkness - Hazel Eyes
- 16
The Darkness - Heart Explodes
- 17
The Darkness - One Way Ticket To Hell
- 18
The Darkness - Open Fire
- 19
The Darkness - Sarah O'Sarah
- 20
The Darkness - The Longest Kiss
- 21
The Darkness - Black Shuck
- 22
The Darkness - Happiness
- 23
The Darkness - It's a Love Thang (You Wouldn't Understand)
- 24
The Darkness - Love Is Not The Answer
- 25
The Darkness - Out Of My Hands
- 26
The Darkness - Physical Sex
- 27
The Darkness - Rock And Roll Deserves To Die
- 28
The Darkness - Stampede Of Love
- 29
The Darkness - Stuck In A Rut
- 30
The Darkness - The Age Of Darkness
- 31
The Darkness - All The Pretty Girls
- 32
The Darkness - Always Had The Blues
- 33
The Darkness - Barbarian
- 34
The Darkness - Blind Man
- 35
The Darkness - Buccaneers Of Hispaniola
- 36
The Darkness - Cannonball
- 37
The Darkness - Concrete
- 38
The Darkness - Conquerors
- 39
The Darkness - Curse of The Tollund Man
- 40
The Darkness - Different Eyes
- 41
The Darkness - Dinner Lady Arms
- 42
The Darkness - Eastbound
- 43
The Darkness - Easter Is Cancelled
- 44
The Darkness - English Country Garden
- 45
The Darkness - Every Inch Of You
- 46
The Darkness - Fade Out (Street Spirit)
- 47
The Darkness - Fall
- 48
The Darkness - Forbidden Love
- 49
The Darkness - Girl With The Hazel Eyes
- 50
The Darkness - Grief Hammer
- 51
The Darkness - Heavy Metal Lover
- 52
The Darkness - Highway To Hell
- 53
The Darkness - How Can I Lose Your Love
- 54
The Darkness - How Dare You Call This Love
- 55
The Darkness - I Can't Believe It's Not Love
- 56
The Darkness - I Love You 5 Times
- 57
The Darkness - I Love You Five Times
- 58
The Darkness - I Wish I Was In Heaven
- 59
The Darkness - In Another Life
- 60
The Darkness - It's Love, Jim
- 61
The Darkness - Japanese Prisoner of Love
- 62
The Darkness - Jussy's Girl
- 63
The Darkness - Keep Me Hangin' On
- 64
The Darkness - Knockers
- 65
The Darkness - Last Of Our Kind
- 66
The Darkness - Lay Down With Me, Barbara
- 67
The Darkness - Live 'Til I Die
- 68
The Darkness - Living Each Day Blind
- 69
The Darkness - Love On The Rocks With No Ice
- 70
The Darkness - Makin Out
- 71
The Darkness - Million Dollar Strong
- 72
The Darkness - Mine
- 73
The Darkness - Motorheart
- 74
The Darkness - Nobody Can See Me Cry
- 75
The Darkness - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us
- 76
The Darkness - Only One For Me
- 77
The Darkness - Pat Pong Ladies
- 78
The Darkness - Planning Permission
- 79
The Darkness - Rack Of Glam
- 80
The Darkness - Roaring Waters
- 81
The Darkness - Rock In Space
- 82
The Darkness - Seagulls (Losing My Virginity)
- 83
The Darkness - Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time
- 84
The Darkness - Shake (Like a Letucce Leaf)
- 85
The Darkness - She's Just a Girl, Eddie
- 86
The Darkness - Shit Ghost
- 87
The Darkness - So Long
- 88
The Darkness - Solid Gold
- 89
The Darkness - Sometimes
- 90
The Darkness - Southern Trains
- 91
The Darkness - Speed Of The Nite Time
- 92
The Darkness - Sticky Situations
- 93
The Darkness - Street Spirit (fade Out)
- 94
The Darkness - The Best Of Me
- 95
The Darkness - The Power And The Glory Of Love
- 96
The Darkness - Uniball
- 97
The Darkness - Up Shit Creek
- 98
The Darkness - Wanker
- 99
The Darkness - Welcome Tae Glasgae
- 100
The Darkness - Wheels Of The Machine
- 101
The Darkness - Why Don’t The Beautiful Cry?
- 102
The Darkness - With a Woman
- 103
The Darkness - You Don't Have To Be Crazy About Me... But It Helps
The Age Of Darkness
The Darkness
Goblins in the shire
A windswept misty mire
Preaching to the choir
In a hovel eating mud
In chainmail stained with blood
The monks are chewing cud
A mace falls with a thud
Buxom wenches serving mead
Maidens waiting to be freed
Upon my trusty steed
Like in that game assassin's creed
Giants grinding bones
Peasants armed with sticks and stones
A dying hunchback groans
Like in that program game of thrones
Bishops come to blows
Crusaders with crossbows
4 and 20 crows
My fingers look like toes
Elves keeping the peace
The battle will not ceasе
A princess I releasе
Watch my wealth increase
A cauldron full of ham
Fear the battering ram
Sacrificial lamb
Hear the drawbridge slam
Dung piles up in heaps
Dungeon master creeps
Another pustule weeps
And sleeping beauty sleeps
Stretching on a rack
Dressed in a hessian sack
Trolls whipping my back
Catapult attack
Behold my mighty sword
I'll strike you like a chord
If you do not applaud
Bring me my reward
I wield a jousting lance
In pantaloons I prance
Minstrels yell “pray dance! ”
Dwarves look for romance
Wizards casting spells
Drinking out of wells
Making unpleasant smells
A passing merchant sells
A gauntlet for my hand
The battlements are manned
The battle plans are planned
Enemies be damned
A princess kissed a frog
Ogres in a bog
Spit roasting a hog
Dead horses to flog
The slightest scratch will fester
Chuckle at the jester
Forgive me if I pester
A medieval quester
Demons we must vanquish
Dust off the pear of anguish
Squeeze them till their heads squish
Merlin, grant me one wish
The stocks await my foes
My codpiece grows and grows
Prick of a thorny rose
And off to sleep she goes
Upon the forest bed
An arrow through the head
We all make our own bread
At 32 you're dead
A horn's distinctive parp
The plucking of a harp
The taste of fresh speared carp
My trident's nice and sharp
Martyrs, kings, and knights
Everyone in tights
Brutal bloody fights
To avenge imagined slights
The thunder of a hoof
Only got one tooth
Clairvoyants saying sooth
Thatched or blue slate roof
And walls made of manure
A bucket for a sewer
Torture we endure
And leeches are a cure
Witches in the moat
Burn them if they float
A dagger to the throat
Worshipping a goat
A stoney faced abbess
A damsel in distress
An unsightly abscess
The swamp is your address
