- 1
The Darkness - I Believe In a Thing Called Love
- 2
The Darkness - Love Is Only a Feeling
- 3
The Darkness - One Way Ticket To Hell
- 4
The Darkness - In My Dreams
- 5
The Darkness - Friday Night
- 6
The Darkness - Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)
- 7
The Darkness - Everybody Have a Good Time
- 8
The Darkness - Growing On Me
- 9
The Darkness - Black Shuck
- 10
The Darkness - The Longest Kiss
- 11
The Darkness - Conquerors
- 12
The Darkness - Girl With The Hazel Eyes
- 13
The Darkness - Givin' Up
- 14
The Darkness - Holding My Own
- 15
The Darkness - Open Fire
- 16
The Darkness - Stuck In A Rut
- 17
The Darkness - All The Pretty Girls
- 18
The Darkness - Easter Is Cancelled
- 19
The Darkness - Every Inch Of You
- 20
The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman
- 21
The Darkness - Girlfriend
- 22
The Darkness - Heart Explodes
- 23
The Darkness - How Can I Lose Your Love
- 24
The Darkness - It's a Love Thang (You Wouldn't Understand)
- 25
The Darkness - It's Love, Jim
- 26
The Darkness - Love On The Rocks With No Ice
- 27
The Darkness - Physical Sex
- 28
The Darkness - Sarah O'Sarah
- 29
The Darkness - Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time
- 30
The Darkness - Street Spirit (fade Out)
- 31
The Darkness - Always Had The Blues
- 32
The Darkness - Bald
- 33
The Darkness - Barbarian
- 34
The Darkness - Blind Man
- 35
The Darkness - Buccaneers Of Hispaniola
- 36
The Darkness - Cannonball
- 37
The Darkness - Concrete
- 38
The Darkness - Curse of The Tollund Man
- 39
The Darkness - Different Eyes
- 40
The Darkness - Dinner Lady Arms
- 41
The Darkness - Eastbound
- 42
The Darkness - English Country Garden
- 43
The Darkness - Fade Out (Street Spirit)
- 44
The Darkness - Fall
- 45
The Darkness - Forbidden Love
- 46
The Darkness - Grief Hammer
- 47
The Darkness - Happiness
- 48
The Darkness - Hazel Eyes
- 49
The Darkness - Heavy Metal Lover
- 50
The Darkness - Highway To Hell
- 51
The Darkness - How Dare You Call This Love
- 52
The Darkness - I Can't Believe It's Not Love
- 53
The Darkness - I Love You 5 Times
- 54
The Darkness - I Love You Five Times
- 55
The Darkness - I Wish I Was In Heaven
- 56
The Darkness - In Another Life
- 57
The Darkness - Is It Just Me?
- 58
The Darkness - Japanese Prisoner of Love
- 59
The Darkness - Jussy's Girl
- 60
The Darkness - Keep Me Hangin' On
- 61
The Darkness - Knockers
- 62
The Darkness - Last Of Our Kind
- 63
The Darkness - Lay Down With Me, Barbara
- 64
The Darkness - Live 'Til I Die
- 65
The Darkness - Living Each Day Blind
- 66
The Darkness - Love Is Not The Answer
- 67
The Darkness - Makin Out
- 68
The Darkness - Million Dollar Strong
- 69
The Darkness - Mine
- 70
The Darkness - Motorheart
- 71
The Darkness - Nobody Can See Me Cry
- 72
The Darkness - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us
- 73
The Darkness - Only One For Me
- 74
The Darkness - Out Of My Hands
- 75
The Darkness - Pat Pong Ladies
- 76
The Darkness - Planning Permission
- 77
The Darkness - Rack Of Glam
- 78
The Darkness - Roaring Waters
- 79
The Darkness - Rock And Roll Deserves To Die
- 80
The Darkness - Rock In Space
- 81
The Darkness - Seagulls (Losing My Virginity)
- 82
The Darkness - Shake (Like a Letucce Leaf)
- 83
The Darkness - She's Just a Girl, Eddie
- 84
The Darkness - Shit Ghost
- 85
The Darkness - So Long
- 86
The Darkness - Solid Gold
- 87
The Darkness - Sometimes
- 88
The Darkness - Southern Trains
- 89
The Darkness - Speed Of The Nite Time
- 90
The Darkness - Stampede Of Love
- 91
The Darkness - Sticky Situations
- 92
The Darkness - The Age Of Darkness
- 93
The Darkness - The Best Of Me
- 94
The Darkness - The Power And The Glory Of Love
- 95
The Darkness - Uniball
- 96
The Darkness - Up Shit Creek
- 97
The Darkness - Wanker
- 98
The Darkness - Welcome Tae Glasgae
- 99
The Darkness - Wheels Of The Machine
- 100
The Darkness - Why Don’t The Beautiful Cry?
- 101
The Darkness - With a Woman
- 102
The Darkness - You Don't Have To Be Crazy About Me... But It Helps
Pat Pong Ladies
The Darkness
Looking for something to do
We were drawn to the bright red lights
That's where I first saw you
We had heard about the beautiful lady boys
Mother nature couldn't make up her mind
They looked like guys from the waistband down
And they all looked like girls from behind
Forget about my worries for a while and just pretend
That my life is not a total failure
Find myself some company, find myself a friend
With both sets of genetalia
Pat pong ladies you make me wanna cry
Pat pong ladies never fail to satisfy my curious-e-thai
No word of a lie, best I've ever had
We just couldn't wait to go down again when she stripped and watch you tease
Dancing ladies, ladies with no shame and unique abilities
Well produced, right every cup is for the mini boot, I guess a little sushi would be nice
Now the streets and food will milk it too, my white russian, can I get some ice?
I don't wanna be alone staring at the wall
Reflecting on my shortcomings and thoughts
An expression of true love is something magical
Between two or more consenting adults
Pat pong ladies you make me wanna cry
Pat pong ladies never fail to satisfy my curious-e-thai
No word of a lie, best I've ever had
1, 2, 3, 4, Nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah
