Please Please can we Please can we go to the smiths disco Everyone will be there and I’ll choose what to wear About four weeks before
On the corner Of fairfield street Where the ladies of the night tend to meet If I’m not there I will be at the bank near platform eleven Soon be in heaven
And you can take Your cliquey discos where the girls get dressed Up to the nines and down on the knees, give you what you please I’m not into that, have you seen the company in with which you're sat
I will see Peter G Robin Shaw Make it three And I’ll make it four Stumble through the door Entirely embarrassing fashion
And you can take Your cliquey discos where the girls get dressed? Up to the nines and down on the knees, and give you what you please
But I’m afraid that’s not for me
Please Please can we Please can we go To the smiths disco? Everyone will be there And i'll choose what to wear About four weeks before