That girl's kind of a sideshow
She wears sequins and pink bows
She's always coming in last place
Cuz her whole life is a disgrace
And now they'll never be best friends
Think she's gotta cheat to make it
Cheating all the time
Past the point of reason
Now she'll never make the cut
She was never friends with nancy
She's always walking the tightrope
But this game is too cutthroat
She's gonna break under pressure
That's cuz she wants all the treasure
And now they'll never be best friends
Think she's gotta cheat to make it
Cheating all the time
Past the point of reason
Now she'll never make the cut
She was never friends with nancy
Well did she tell you what she did?
Oh no she didn't! No she didn't!
I bet I couldn't believe it!
I bet I couldn't believe it!
How did a girl get so sour?
I don't know. I don't know.
She wasn't paid by the hour.
And now they'll never be best friends
Think she's gotta cheat to make it
Cheating all the time
Past the point of reason
Now she'll never make the cut
She was never friends with nancy
She was never cool with nancy
Now they'll never be best friends
