[Casting director] Okay greenie, you're first What's your deal?
[Green Witch] Well, I just performed in a regional production of fried green tomatoes, as the tomato
[Casting director] Next!
[Green Witch] But wait! I also did a one-woman show on a cruise ship I was so excited to set sail, until I looked around
I said, is that water? I don't do water It makes my body melt and I'm not an otter I'm someone's daughter! And I have learned to trust my instincts well
But I figured, how bad could it be? I'm a witch, I could just rise above it all Defy gravity, y'know?
Went to work to show tonight I was fully committed Serving wicked cabaret! But a sinking feeling That I couldn't shake told me Girl, you need to fly! Yes, a sinking feeling That I couldn't shake said Kiss this ship goodbye! So I left
Three days later I heard that ship had sunk When an iceberg hit it And tore a great big chunk
And that's the 100-percent accurate, totally real story of why
