[Mariah] Hello, hello, hello You must be the von snapps I'm your new lead singer, mariah grande Tell me about yourselves
[Strudel Von Snapp] My name is strudel and I make the butter Sometimes I [?]
[Mariah] Oh Very farm to table
[Schnitzel Von Snapp] My name is schnitzel and I want to marry But all the boys tell me My schnitzel's too heavy
[Mariah] Aw That's very personal
[Diesl Von Snapp] My name is diesl, I like sitting on pinecones French-kissing kittens and sitting on pinecones And smelling my pinecones and dating my pinecones and-
[Mariah] Wow, that's very specific But that's... Okay All we need is a little, um, flash Pizzazz Sparkle
[Diesl] Oh, so you want us to drag this shit up?
[Schniztel] Where should we start?
[Strudel] How about at the very beginning?
[Mariah] That's a very good place to start Hit it!
