Sign the lease
We just need your security deposit
Your first born, and your souls
Wait, what did you say?
If you want the best from life
You have to pay a hefty price
Good things come with strings
On that, you can rely
Like, this apartment with high ceilings
May house other worldly beings
If you hear strange things, it's best you don't ask why
Like university tuition or a realtor's commission
Nothing comes for free, it's always this for that
Take this view, it's so high level
Great for dancingwith the devil
Give some tit, and you just might get some tat
Pay no attention to my sister
She watches a lot of Fox News
As I was saying
So you wanna be a mother
One that's unlike any other
What a lovely place to make your mommy dreams come true
Hey there, handsome buddy, sick of being an understudy
All we need is a womb and the offers will come through
I'm sorry
It's been a long day, and I'm quite tired
Honey, let's just sign the lease
This deal is too good to pass up
One last thing before we go
It's really something you should know
It is written clearly in the fine print on your lease
If a spirit comes a-knockin'
Don't be scared, it's nothing shocking
Just give a guy a little piece
