[Casting director] You, the perky one Do I know you?
[The Good Witch] Um, yes I auditioned for you last year! You told me I was pretty ugly But that's okay, because I have something I need to get off my chest
Uh, uh! Stepped out of my bubble Got D's, a double Emerald City, look at me now!
40, 20, 44 That's what Makes me Pop-u-lor I've got Boobs and butt galore Once was tragical Now I'm magical
I ditched the munchkins And got great big pumpkins!
Watch out, I'm casting spells What I've got really sells Now I'm booked and busy because Of this brand new ass and ta-tas And I owe it all to The wonderful wizard of Oz!