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The Beautiful South - There Is Song
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The Beautiful South - I Love You (but You're Boring)
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The Beautiful South - A Little Time
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The Beautiful South - Don't Stop Moving
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The Beautiful South - I'll Sail This Ship Alone
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The Beautiful South - Manchester
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The Beautiful South - Alone
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The Beautiful South - Angels And Devils
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The Beautiful South - Artificial Flowers
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The Beautiful South - Baby Please Go
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The Beautiful South - Bed Of Nails
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The Beautiful South - Bell Bottomed Tear
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The Beautiful South - Big Beautiful South
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The Beautiful South - Big Coin
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The Beautiful South - Blackbird On The Wire
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The Beautiful South - Blitzkreig Bop
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The Beautiful South - But 'til Then
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The Beautiful South - Chicken Wings
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The Beautiful South - Ciao
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The Beautiful South - Closer Than Most
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The Beautiful South - Danielle Steele
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The Beautiful South - Diamonds
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The Beautiful South - Domino Man
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The Beautiful South - Don't Fear The Reaper
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The Beautiful South - Don't Marry Her
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The Beautiful South - Dumb
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The Beautiful South - Especially For You
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The Beautiful South - Everybody's Talkin'
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The Beautiful South - Final Spark
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The Beautiful South - Fleet St. B.c.
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The Beautiful South - Foundations
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The Beautiful South - Frank & Delores
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The Beautiful South - Free For All
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The Beautiful South - From Now On
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The Beautiful South - From Under The Covers
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The Beautiful South - Get Here
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The Beautiful South - Girlfriend
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The Beautiful South - God Bless The Child
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The Beautiful South - Good As Gold
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The Beautiful South - Half Of Him
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The Beautiful South - Half-hearted Get
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The Beautiful South - Have Fun
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The Beautiful South - Have You Ever Been Away
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The Beautiful South - Here It Is Again
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The Beautiful South - Hidden Jukebox
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The Beautiful South - His Time Ran Out
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The Beautiful South - Hit Parade
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The Beautiful South - Hold Me Close
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The Beautiful South - Hold On To What
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The Beautiful South - Holligans Don't Fall In Love
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The Beautiful South - Hot On The Heels Of Heartbreak
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The Beautiful South - How Long's a Tear Take To Dry
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The Beautiful South - I Hate You (But You're Interesting)
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The Beautiful South - I May Be Ugly
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The Beautiful South - I Sold My Heart To The Junkman
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The Beautiful South - I Started a Joke
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The Beautiful South - I Think The Answers Yes
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The Beautiful South - I'm Your No 1 Fan
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The Beautiful South - I've Come For My Award
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The Beautiful South - If We Crawl
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The Beautiful South - In Other Words I Hate You
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The Beautiful South - Just a Few Things That I Ain't
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The Beautiful South - Just Checkin'
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The Beautiful South - Last Waltz
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The Beautiful South - Les Yeux Ouverts
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The Beautiful South - Let Go With The Flow
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The Beautiful South - Let Love Speak Up Itself
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The Beautiful South - Liar's Bar
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The Beautiful South - Life Vs. The Lifeless
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The Beautiful South - Lips
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The Beautiful South - Little Blue
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The Beautiful South - Living Thing
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The Beautiful South - Loneliness
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The Beautiful South - Look What I Found In My Beer
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The Beautiful South - Losing Things
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The Beautiful South - Love Adjourned
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The Beautiful South - Love Is
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The Beautiful South - Love Wars
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The Beautiful South - Loving Arms
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The Beautiful South - Masculine Eclipse
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The Beautiful South - Meanwhile
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The Beautiful South - Mini
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The Beautiful South - Mirror
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The Beautiful South - Song For Whoever
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The Beautiful South - The Gates
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The Beautiful South - The Lure Of The Sea
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The Beautiful South - The Mediterranean
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The Beautiful South - The Next Verse
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The Beautiful South - The Opening Of a New Book
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The Beautiful South - The River
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The Beautiful South - The Rocking Chair
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The Beautiful South - The Rose Of My Cologne
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The Beautiful South - The Slide
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The Beautiful South - The Sound Of North America
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The Beautiful South - The Table
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The Beautiful South - They Used To Wear Black
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The Beautiful South - This Old Skin
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The Beautiful South - This Will Be Our Year
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The Beautiful South - Throw His Song Away
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The Beautiful South - Til I Can't Take It Anymore
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The Beautiful South - Till You Can't Tuck It In
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The Beautiful South - Tonight I Fancy Myself
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The Beautiful South - Trevor You're Bizarre
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The Beautiful South - Tupperware Queen
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The Beautiful South - Valentine
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The Beautiful South - Virgin
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The Beautiful South - We Are Each Other
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The Beautiful South - We'll Deal With You Later
Liar's Bar
The Beautiful South
Is like laying in a graveyard wide awake
You're scared that if you cough or yawn, you might wake up the dead
So pretend to read a paper or just drink instead
I'm a stand-up comedian, but I'd sit down if I could
The world just seems to want folk like me to stand
And the punch-lines seem to disappear like clouds across the sky
And the laughter could be real or could be canned
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liars' Bar
Well living with a lying man could never really hurt
But living with a drunk, well no-one deserves
And you're looking for your husband, you're not sure he's still alive
Don't bother with the cemetery, he'll be down at liar's dive
I'm a travelling businessman, I just stopped in for one drink
You'll find that I'm not like the other men
Their noses are red, whilst mine is only pink
And they didn't choose their drink, their drink chose them
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liars' Bar
And the grave-digger's smiling, at his reflection in his spade
He's visiting the seediest, the shallowest of graves
The vocal chords of elephants, and the characters of mice
They're singing "whisky, whisky", so good they named it twice
Well don't pass buildings with lights on, if I said that I did I'd have lied
'Cause what looks like a Chinese restaurant, may have Chinese New Year inside
And son all my life I've been searching, the bars I've been in I forget
The lights outside ever brighter, but a light on the inside not yet
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liars' Bar
And he's a world-wide traveller, he's not like me or you
But he comes in mighty regular, for one who's passing through
That one came in his work clothes, he's missed his last bus home
He's missed a hell of a lot of buses, for a man who wants to roam
If I look rough I am rough
If I look sad I am
If I look broke am I broke
Just a broke down piece of man
I've turned over enough leaves, to fill an autumn
and if I had one final wish
I'd be your slave for a decade, if you could take me away from this
If you took me away from this, I'd be different you'd see
'Cause I didn't choose the drink, a drink just chose me
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liars' Bar
Well I'm smoking like a chimney
And I'm drinking like a fish
At Liars' Bar
