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The Beautiful South - There Is Song
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The Beautiful South - A Little Time
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The Beautiful South - Don't Stop Moving
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The Beautiful South - Song For Whoever
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The Beautiful South - Alone
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The Beautiful South - Angels And Devils
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The Beautiful South - Artificial Flowers
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The Beautiful South - Baby Please Go
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The Beautiful South - Bed Of Nails
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The Beautiful South - Bell Bottomed Tear
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The Beautiful South - Big Beautiful South
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The Beautiful South - Big Coin
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The Beautiful South - Blackbird On The Wire
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The Beautiful South - Blitzkreig Bop
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The Beautiful South - But 'til Then
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The Beautiful South - Chicken Wings
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The Beautiful South - Ciao
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The Beautiful South - Closer Than Most
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The Beautiful South - Danielle Steele
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The Beautiful South - Diamonds
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The Beautiful South - Domino Man
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The Beautiful South - Don't Fear The Reaper
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The Beautiful South - Don't Marry Her
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The Beautiful South - Dumb
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The Beautiful South - Especially For You
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The Beautiful South - Everybody's Talkin'
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The Beautiful South - Final Spark
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The Beautiful South - Fleet St. B.c.
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The Beautiful South - Foundations
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The Beautiful South - Frank & Delores
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The Beautiful South - Free For All
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The Beautiful South - From Now On
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The Beautiful South - From Under The Covers
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The Beautiful South - Get Here
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The Beautiful South - Girlfriend
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The Beautiful South - God Bless The Child
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The Beautiful South - Good As Gold
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The Beautiful South - Half Of Him
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The Beautiful South - Half-hearted Get
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The Beautiful South - Have Fun
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The Beautiful South - Have You Ever Been Away
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The Beautiful South - Here It Is Again
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The Beautiful South - Hidden Jukebox
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The Beautiful South - His Time Ran Out
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The Beautiful South - Hit Parade
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The Beautiful South - Hold Me Close
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The Beautiful South - Hold On To What
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The Beautiful South - Holligans Don't Fall In Love
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The Beautiful South - Hot On The Heels Of Heartbreak
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The Beautiful South - How Long's a Tear Take To Dry
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The Beautiful South - I Hate You (But You're Interesting)
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The Beautiful South - I Love You (but You're Boring)
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The Beautiful South - I May Be Ugly
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The Beautiful South - I Sold My Heart To The Junkman
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The Beautiful South - I Started a Joke
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The Beautiful South - I Think The Answers Yes
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The Beautiful South - I'll Sail This Ship Alone
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The Beautiful South - I'm Your No 1 Fan
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The Beautiful South - I've Come For My Award
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The Beautiful South - If We Crawl
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The Beautiful South - In Other Words I Hate You
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The Beautiful South - Just a Few Things That I Ain't
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The Beautiful South - Just Checkin'
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The Beautiful South - Last Waltz
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The Beautiful South - Les Yeux Ouverts
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The Beautiful South - Let Go With The Flow
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The Beautiful South - Let Love Speak Up Itself
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The Beautiful South - Liar's Bar
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The Beautiful South - Life Vs. The Lifeless
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The Beautiful South - Lips
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The Beautiful South - Little Blue
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The Beautiful South - Living Thing
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The Beautiful South - Loneliness
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The Beautiful South - Look What I Found In My Beer
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The Beautiful South - Losing Things
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The Beautiful South - Love Adjourned
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The Beautiful South - Love Is
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The Beautiful South - Love Wars
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The Beautiful South - Loving Arms
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The Beautiful South - Manchester
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The Beautiful South - Masculine Eclipse
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The Beautiful South - Meanwhile
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The Beautiful South - Mini
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The Beautiful South - Mirror
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The Beautiful South - The Gates
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The Beautiful South - The Lure Of The Sea
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The Beautiful South - The Mediterranean
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The Beautiful South - The Next Verse
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The Beautiful South - The Opening Of a New Book
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The Beautiful South - The River
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The Beautiful South - The Rocking Chair
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The Beautiful South - The Rose Of My Cologne
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The Beautiful South - The Slide
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The Beautiful South - The Sound Of North America
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The Beautiful South - The Table
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The Beautiful South - They Used To Wear Black
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The Beautiful South - This Old Skin
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The Beautiful South - This Will Be Our Year
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The Beautiful South - Throw His Song Away
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The Beautiful South - Til I Can't Take It Anymore
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The Beautiful South - Till You Can't Tuck It In
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The Beautiful South - Tonight I Fancy Myself
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The Beautiful South - Trevor You're Bizarre
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The Beautiful South - Tupperware Queen
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The Beautiful South - Valentine
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The Beautiful South - Virgin
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The Beautiful South - We Are Each Other
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The Beautiful South - We'll Deal With You Later
Just a Few Things That I Ain't
The Beautiful South
At least you got half of it right
When you called me a hopeless alcoholic
I'm only hopeless after nine at night
And when I said you came staggering home blind drunk
If I didn't you'd get terrible fright
And if this is the land of hope and glory
Where's the land of hope but not quite
I've been scruff bag, dirt bag, always someone's binbag
But never been Bono or Sting
However I dressed, never really impressed
So they never got to hear a damn thing
I've been bad man, sad man, certified mad
But never 007 or Saint
Trendsetter go getter, international jet setter
Are just a few things that I ain't
Trendsetter go getter, international jet setter
Are just a few things that I ain't
The time you told class I was a half wit
Was my very first 50%
Previous best in any other test
Was either stolen, copied or lent
And when you branded me and every single one of my mates
A waste of time and effort to teach
Why d'you give us sums if our only hope was bums
On someone else's deckchair and beach?
I've been smart arse, mardy arse, on and off a lard arse
But never been a legend to God
New thing, dumb thing, even last year's thing
Headbang, not even a nod
I've been left-wing, secure-wing, lost stripes, gained winged
We've never caused a lady to faint
Wideboy, ladyboy, read it in the paper boy
A few things they said that I ain't
Wideboy, ladyboy, read it in the paper boy
A few things they said that I ain't
When popularity soared, hometown and abroad
I spent most of it trying to breathe in
Always ill at ease, too willing to please
An inferior life's bargain bin
When you come from a background of bargain bins
You're bound to fear it ends where it begins
So when nation adored we felt more of a fraud
And too phoney to celebrate wins
I've been scruffbag, dirtbag, always someone's binbag
But never been Bono or Sting
However I dressed never really impressed
So they never got to hear a damn thing
I've been badman, sadman, certified mad
But never 007 or Saint
Trend-setter, go-getter, international jet-setter
Are just a few things that I ain't
Trend-setter, go-getter, international jet-setter
Are just a few things that I ain't
