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The Beautiful South - There Is Song
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The Beautiful South - I Love You (but You're Boring)
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The Beautiful South - A Little Time
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The Beautiful South - Don't Stop Moving
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The Beautiful South - I'll Sail This Ship Alone
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The Beautiful South - Manchester
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The Beautiful South - Alone
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The Beautiful South - Angels And Devils
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The Beautiful South - Artificial Flowers
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The Beautiful South - Baby Please Go
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The Beautiful South - Bed Of Nails
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The Beautiful South - Bell Bottomed Tear
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The Beautiful South - Big Beautiful South
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The Beautiful South - Big Coin
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The Beautiful South - Blackbird On The Wire
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The Beautiful South - Blitzkreig Bop
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The Beautiful South - But 'til Then
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The Beautiful South - Chicken Wings
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The Beautiful South - Ciao
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The Beautiful South - Closer Than Most
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The Beautiful South - Danielle Steele
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The Beautiful South - Diamonds
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The Beautiful South - Domino Man
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The Beautiful South - Don't Fear The Reaper
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The Beautiful South - Don't Marry Her
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The Beautiful South - Dumb
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The Beautiful South - Especially For You
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The Beautiful South - Everybody's Talkin'
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The Beautiful South - Final Spark
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The Beautiful South - Fleet St. B.c.
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The Beautiful South - Foundations
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The Beautiful South - Frank & Delores
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The Beautiful South - Free For All
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The Beautiful South - From Now On
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The Beautiful South - From Under The Covers
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The Beautiful South - Get Here
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The Beautiful South - Girlfriend
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The Beautiful South - God Bless The Child
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The Beautiful South - Good As Gold
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The Beautiful South - Half Of Him
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The Beautiful South - Half-hearted Get
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The Beautiful South - Have Fun
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The Beautiful South - Have You Ever Been Away
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The Beautiful South - Here It Is Again
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The Beautiful South - Hidden Jukebox
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The Beautiful South - His Time Ran Out
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The Beautiful South - Hit Parade
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The Beautiful South - Hold Me Close
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The Beautiful South - Hold On To What
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The Beautiful South - Holligans Don't Fall In Love
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The Beautiful South - Hot On The Heels Of Heartbreak
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The Beautiful South - How Long's a Tear Take To Dry
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The Beautiful South - I Hate You (But You're Interesting)
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The Beautiful South - I May Be Ugly
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The Beautiful South - I Sold My Heart To The Junkman
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The Beautiful South - I Started a Joke
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The Beautiful South - I Think The Answers Yes
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The Beautiful South - I'm Your No 1 Fan
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The Beautiful South - I've Come For My Award
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The Beautiful South - If We Crawl
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The Beautiful South - In Other Words I Hate You
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The Beautiful South - Just a Few Things That I Ain't
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The Beautiful South - Just Checkin'
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The Beautiful South - Last Waltz
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The Beautiful South - Les Yeux Ouverts
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The Beautiful South - Let Go With The Flow
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The Beautiful South - Let Love Speak Up Itself
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The Beautiful South - Liar's Bar
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The Beautiful South - Life Vs. The Lifeless
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The Beautiful South - Lips
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The Beautiful South - Little Blue
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The Beautiful South - Living Thing
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The Beautiful South - Loneliness
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The Beautiful South - Look What I Found In My Beer
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The Beautiful South - Losing Things
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The Beautiful South - Love Adjourned
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The Beautiful South - Love Is
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The Beautiful South - Love Wars
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The Beautiful South - Loving Arms
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The Beautiful South - Masculine Eclipse
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The Beautiful South - Meanwhile
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The Beautiful South - Mini
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The Beautiful South - Mirror
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The Beautiful South - Song For Whoever
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The Beautiful South - The Gates
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The Beautiful South - The Lure Of The Sea
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The Beautiful South - The Mediterranean
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The Beautiful South - The Next Verse
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The Beautiful South - The Opening Of a New Book
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The Beautiful South - The River
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The Beautiful South - The Rocking Chair
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The Beautiful South - The Rose Of My Cologne
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The Beautiful South - The Slide
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The Beautiful South - The Sound Of North America
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The Beautiful South - The Table
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The Beautiful South - They Used To Wear Black
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The Beautiful South - This Old Skin
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The Beautiful South - This Will Be Our Year
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The Beautiful South - Throw His Song Away
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The Beautiful South - Til I Can't Take It Anymore
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The Beautiful South - Till You Can't Tuck It In
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The Beautiful South - Tonight I Fancy Myself
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The Beautiful South - Trevor You're Bizarre
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The Beautiful South - Tupperware Queen
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The Beautiful South - Valentine
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The Beautiful South - Virgin
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The Beautiful South - We Are Each Other
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The Beautiful South - We'll Deal With You Later
If We Crawl
The Beautiful South
We could crawl at twenty-two
And grovel at
The drop of a hat
And once they've got you down there
It's so hard to re-straighten your back
If we crawl at two
We could crawl at one o two
And the target brainless don't quite reach
Covered so kindly in your opening speech
Is a tiny crab of thought, crab of thought
On a sideways beach
Let lessons not the pupils teach
Justice not the leasers breach
And maggots not have fingers
Wagged at by leech
Well I made sure
I wrote this song in braille
So you could touch the words
The words that sail
From my mouth back to the jail
You could touch the words that sail
From the mouth back to the jail
That is posing as tongue
Curtsies, bows, thank you sirs
And the wearing of a business suit
Lead to complaints of backache
And end with a Nazi salute
And once they've got you down there
It's so hard to re-straighten your back
If we crawl at two
We could crawl at two two two
And the target brainless don't quite reach
Covered so kindly in your opening speech
Is a tiny crab of thought, crab of thought
On a sideways beach
Let lessons not the pupils teach
Justice not the leasers breach
And maggots not have fingers
Wagged at by leech
Well I made sure
I wrote this song in braille
So you could touch the words
The words that sail
From my mouth back to the jail
You could touch the words that sail
From the mouth back to the jail
That is posing as tongue
If we crawl at two
We could crawl at twenty-two
If we crawl at two
We could crawl at twenty-two
