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The Beautiful South - There Is Song
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The Beautiful South - I Love You (but You're Boring)
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The Beautiful South - A Little Time
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The Beautiful South - Don't Stop Moving
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The Beautiful South - I'll Sail This Ship Alone
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The Beautiful South - Manchester
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The Beautiful South - Alone
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The Beautiful South - Angels And Devils
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The Beautiful South - Artificial Flowers
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The Beautiful South - Baby Please Go
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The Beautiful South - Bed Of Nails
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The Beautiful South - Bell Bottomed Tear
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The Beautiful South - Big Beautiful South
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The Beautiful South - Big Coin
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The Beautiful South - Blackbird On The Wire
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The Beautiful South - Blitzkreig Bop
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The Beautiful South - But 'til Then
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The Beautiful South - Chicken Wings
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The Beautiful South - Ciao
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The Beautiful South - Closer Than Most
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The Beautiful South - Danielle Steele
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The Beautiful South - Diamonds
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The Beautiful South - Domino Man
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The Beautiful South - Don't Fear The Reaper
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The Beautiful South - Don't Marry Her
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The Beautiful South - Dumb
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The Beautiful South - Especially For You
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The Beautiful South - Everybody's Talkin'
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The Beautiful South - Final Spark
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The Beautiful South - Fleet St. B.c.
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The Beautiful South - Foundations
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The Beautiful South - Frank & Delores
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The Beautiful South - Free For All
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The Beautiful South - From Now On
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The Beautiful South - From Under The Covers
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The Beautiful South - Get Here
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The Beautiful South - Girlfriend
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The Beautiful South - God Bless The Child
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The Beautiful South - Good As Gold
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The Beautiful South - Half Of Him
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The Beautiful South - Half-hearted Get
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The Beautiful South - Have Fun
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The Beautiful South - Have You Ever Been Away
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The Beautiful South - Here It Is Again
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The Beautiful South - Hidden Jukebox
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The Beautiful South - His Time Ran Out
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The Beautiful South - Hit Parade
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The Beautiful South - Hold Me Close
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The Beautiful South - Hold On To What
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The Beautiful South - Holligans Don't Fall In Love
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The Beautiful South - Hot On The Heels Of Heartbreak
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The Beautiful South - How Long's a Tear Take To Dry
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The Beautiful South - I Hate You (But You're Interesting)
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The Beautiful South - I May Be Ugly
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The Beautiful South - I Sold My Heart To The Junkman
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The Beautiful South - I Started a Joke
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The Beautiful South - I Think The Answers Yes
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The Beautiful South - I'm Your No 1 Fan
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The Beautiful South - I've Come For My Award
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The Beautiful South - If We Crawl
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The Beautiful South - In Other Words I Hate You
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The Beautiful South - Just a Few Things That I Ain't
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The Beautiful South - Just Checkin'
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The Beautiful South - Last Waltz
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The Beautiful South - Les Yeux Ouverts
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The Beautiful South - Let Go With The Flow
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The Beautiful South - Let Love Speak Up Itself
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The Beautiful South - Liar's Bar
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The Beautiful South - Life Vs. The Lifeless
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The Beautiful South - Lips
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The Beautiful South - Little Blue
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The Beautiful South - Living Thing
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The Beautiful South - Loneliness
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The Beautiful South - Look What I Found In My Beer
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The Beautiful South - Losing Things
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The Beautiful South - Love Adjourned
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The Beautiful South - Love Is
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The Beautiful South - Love Wars
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The Beautiful South - Loving Arms
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The Beautiful South - Masculine Eclipse
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The Beautiful South - Meanwhile
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The Beautiful South - Mini
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The Beautiful South - Mirror
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The Beautiful South - Song For Whoever
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The Beautiful South - The Gates
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The Beautiful South - The Lure Of The Sea
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The Beautiful South - The Mediterranean
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The Beautiful South - The Next Verse
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The Beautiful South - The Opening Of a New Book
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The Beautiful South - The River
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The Beautiful South - The Rocking Chair
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The Beautiful South - The Rose Of My Cologne
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The Beautiful South - The Slide
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The Beautiful South - The Sound Of North America
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The Beautiful South - The Table
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The Beautiful South - They Used To Wear Black
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The Beautiful South - This Old Skin
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The Beautiful South - This Will Be Our Year
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The Beautiful South - Throw His Song Away
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The Beautiful South - Til I Can't Take It Anymore
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The Beautiful South - Till You Can't Tuck It In
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The Beautiful South - Tonight I Fancy Myself
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The Beautiful South - Trevor You're Bizarre
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The Beautiful South - Tupperware Queen
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The Beautiful South - Valentine
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The Beautiful South - Virgin
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The Beautiful South - We Are Each Other
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The Beautiful South - We'll Deal With You Later
Hit Parade
The Beautiful South
Just instrumental not too long
As sure as sure could ever be
You'd only get the lyrics wrong
No solo Chet Baker ever played
Lowered me slowly to my grave
The prose that Keats and Yates would save
Was for king and queen not knave
I have no poem that describes my charm
No story told that's short and sweet
I have no hymn, I have no psalm
This song I have it has no beat
Yes, it has no beat, and no tapping of feet
Yes, it has no beat, yes, it has no beat
Miles Davis played the black 'n' blues
Did he play for me to lose?
'Cause just when 'round midnight falls
That tune's not his it's Kenny Ball's
I have no poem that describes my charm
No story told that's short and sweet
I have no hymn, I have no psalm
This song I have it has no beat
Yes, it has no beat, yes, it has no beat
No, tapping of feet, yes, it has no beat
Now in that graveyard on that grave
On that tombstone in the shade
No poem written, no accolade
And no 'We loved you' ever sprayed
There's just this feeling from that moss
When epitaph you cannot read
He must have lived it at a budget cost
So he deserves to be beneath
I have no poem that describes my charm
No story told that's short and sweet
I have no hymn, I have no psalm
This song I have it has no beat
Yes, it has no beat, yes, it has no beat
And, no tapping feet, yes, it has no beat
All that William Robinson wrote
Not one of my pluses did he portray
Those lyrics stuck right down my throat
I never hit, it never hit my hit parade, my hit parade, my hit parade
