Well, he feels like an elephant 
 Shaking his big grey trunk for the hell of it 
 He knows that you're dreaming about being loved by him 
 Too bad your chances are slim 
    And it's not like Mr. Shuck 
 To get shy when they ask him who is on top 
 There must be something deep down in the dark down there 
 He's not too easily scared   
 He's got friends but they got the fear 
 Wouldn't care too much if he just disappeared 
 Oh, look, hey, there he is, now coming down the stairs   
 Here he comes   
 He pulled the mirrors off his Cadillac (yeah) 
 'Cause he doesn't like it looking like he looks back 
 He talks like his opinion is a simple fact   
 Somebody grabbed his collar 
 He cried the whole way home 
 No one remembered a thing when they saw him again 
 That's how it is till the end 
 (Yeah)