Well he feels like an elephant Shaking his big grey trunk for the hell of it He knows that you dreaming about being loved by him Too bad your chances are slim
And it’s not like Mr. Shuck to get shy when they ask him who is on top There must be something deep down in the dark down there But he’s not too easily scared
He’s got friends but they got the fear Wouldn't care too much if he just disappeared Oh look, hey, there he is now coming down the stairs
Here he comes...
He pulled the mirrors off his Cadillac ‘Cause he doesn’t like it looking like he looks back He talks like his opinion is a simple fact
Somebody grabbed his collar He cried the whole way home No one remembered a thing when they saw him again
