You caught my attention When you walked away After kicking my balls Saying I was gay Blowing your rape whistle Spraying me with mace Baby my emasculation Was my saving grace
My big fat erection Well it was on display I was wearing spandex On that particular day It was a moving target But you had right aim Now I'm in love with you And you're the one to blame
Defile me more than ever before You make me feel just like the filth on the floor Pinch on my nipples, you're driving me wild Come on and treat me like a red headed step child Like a red headed step child
Yeah That's the way I like it
Zap me with that teaser Watch me writhe in pain Blaze me with your laser Cut my skull and poke my brain
I need you now, love me till it hurts Jab my appendix till it ruptures and squirts Fist fuck my butt hole, you're driving me wild Come on and beat me like a red headed step child
Like a dirty, rotten, stinky, filthy bitch Ooh yeah