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Sparks - Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil
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Sparks - Who Don't Like Kids
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Sparks - This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us
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Sparks - Barbecutie
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Sparks - I Can't Believe That You Would Fall for All the Crap in This Song
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Sparks - In My Family
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Sparks - Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth
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Sparks - Reinforcements
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Sparks - Stop Me If You've Heard This Before
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Sparks - Thanks But No Thanks
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Sparks - Wonder Girl
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Sparks - A Fun Bunch Of Guys From Outer Space
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Sparks - Angst In My Pants
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Sparks - Beat The Clock
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Sparks - Confusion
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Sparks - Eaten By The Monster Of Love
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Sparks - Face The Day
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Sparks - Gone With The Wind
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Sparks - Good Morning
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Sparks - Here In Heaven Without You
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Sparks - La Dolce Vita
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Sparks - Lost And Found
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Sparks - Pulling Rabbits Out Of A Hat
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Sparks - Rockin' Girls
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Sparks - Sherlock Holmes
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Sparks - Stereo
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Sparks - Talent Is An Asset
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Sparks - The Angels
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Sparks - Throw Her Away (And Get A New One)
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Sparks - Waterproof
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Sparks - When Do I Get To Sing "My Way?"
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Sparks - Without Using Hands
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Sparks - (No More) Mr. Nice Guys
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Sparks - (She got me) Pregnant
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Sparks - A Song That Sings Itself
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Sparks - A Walk Down Memory Lane
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Sparks - Achoo
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Sparks - Aeroflot
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Sparks - Alabamy Right
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Sparks - As I Sit Down To Play The Organ At The Notre Dame Cathedral
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Sparks - Big Bands
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Sparks - Can I Invade Your Country
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Sparks - Dance Godammit
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Sparks - Do Things My Own Way
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Sparks - England
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Sparks - Everybody Move
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Sparks - Everybody's Stupid
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Sparks - Falling In Love With Myself Again
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Sparks - Get In The Swing
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Sparks - Girl From Germany
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Sparks - Gratuitous Sax
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Sparks - Happy Hunting Ground
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Sparks - Hasta Manana Monsieur
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Sparks - I Like Girls
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Sparks - Kiss Me Quick
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Sparks - Likeable
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Sparks - Make Up Friend
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Sparks - Mickey Mouse
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Sparks - More Than a Sex Machine
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Sparks - Mr. Insecurity
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Sparks - My Other Voice
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Sparks - Next to you
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Sparks - Nicotina
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Sparks - Noisy Boys
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Sparks - Nothing to do
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Sparks - Now That I Own The Bbc
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Sparks - Popularity
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Sparks - Profile
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Sparks - Rosebud
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Sparks - Scheherazade
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Sparks - Screwed Up
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Sparks - Self-effacing
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Sparks - Shopping Mall Of Love
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Sparks - The Armies of the Night
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Sparks - The Decline And Fall Of Me
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Sparks - The Greatest Show On Earth
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Sparks - The Louvre
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Sparks - The No. 1 Song In Heaven
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Sparks - Tits
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Sparks - Tryouts For The Human Race
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Sparks - When I'm With You
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Sparks - White Women
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Sparks - (When I Kiss You) I Hear Charlie Parker Playing
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Sparks - A Big Surprise
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Sparks - Academy Award Performance
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Sparks - All You Ever Think About Is Sex
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Sparks - Amateur Hour
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Sparks - Angus Desire
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Sparks - At Home, At Work, At Play
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Sparks - B.C.
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Sparks - Balls
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Sparks - Batteries Not Included
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Sparks - Beautiful True
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Sparks - Beaver O'Lindy
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Sparks - Big Boy
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Sparks - Bon Voyage
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Sparks - Bullet Train
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Sparks - Byology 2
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Sparks - Camouflage
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Sparks - Change
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Sparks - Complaints
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Sparks - Cool Places
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Sparks - Dick Around
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Sparks - Do Re Mi
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Sparks - Don't Leave Me Alone With Her
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Sparks - Equator
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Sparks - Fa La Fa Lee
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Sparks - Fletcher Honorama
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Sparks - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
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Sparks - Funny Foolish
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Sparks - Get Crazy
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Sparks - Here Kitty
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Sparks - High C
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Sparks - Hospitality on parade
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Sparks - How Are You Getting Home?
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Sparks - How do I Get To Carnegie Hall?
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Sparks - How To Get Your Ass Kicked
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Sparks - I Bought The Mississippi River
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Sparks - I Married Myself
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Sparks - I Predict
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Sparks - I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car
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Sparks - I Want To Be Like Everybody Else
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Sparks - I wish I looked a little better
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Sparks - In The Future
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Sparks - Instant Weight Loss
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Sparks - Irreplaceable
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Sparks - It Ain't 1918
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Sparks - It's a Knock Off
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Sparks - It's Educational
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Sparks - Just Because You Love Me
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Sparks - Just Got Back From Heaven
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Sparks - Let the Monkey Drive
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Sparks - Let's Get Funky
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Sparks - Let's Go Surfing
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Sparks - Let's Make Love
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Sparks - Lighten Up, Morrissey
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Sparks - Looks, Looks, Looks
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Sparks - Lots Of Reasons
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Sparks - Love Scenes
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Sparks - Lucky Me, Lucky You
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Sparks - Madonna
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Sparks - Marry Me
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Sparks - Maybe Tomorrow
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Sparks - Merchants & Vendors (Face It)
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Sparks - Metaphor
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Sparks - Miss The Start, Miss The End
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Sparks - Modesty Plays
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Sparks - Moon Over Kentucky
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Sparks - Moustache
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Sparks - Music That You Can Dance To
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Sparks - My Baby's Taking Me Home
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Sparks - Nothing Is Sacred
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Sparks - Peeping Tommy
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Sparks - Perfume
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Sparks - Pineapple
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Sparks - Please Baby Please
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Sparks - Polly Anne
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Sparks - Prayin' For a Party
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Sparks - Pretending To Be Drunk
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Sparks - Propaganda
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Sparks - Ride 'Em Cowboy
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Sparks - Rock And Roll People In a Disco World
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Sparks - Rock, Rock, Rock
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Sparks - Roger
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Sparks - Saccharin And The War
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Sparks - Senseless Violins
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Sparks - Sextown U.S.A.
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Sparks - Simple Ballet
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Sparks - Sisters
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Sparks - Slowboat
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Sparks - So Important
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Sparks - So May We Start (part. Adam Driver & Marion Cotillard)
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Sparks - Something For The Girl With Everything
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Sparks - Strange Animal
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Sparks - Suburban Homeboy
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Sparks - Suzie Safety
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Sparks - Tarzan And Jane
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Sparks - Tearing The Place Apart
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Sparks - Thank God It's Not Christmas
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Sparks - That's Nastassia
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Sparks - The Calm Before The Storm
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Sparks - The Ghost Of Liberace
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Sparks - The Girl Is Crying In Her Latte
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Sparks - The Happy Dictator (feat. Gorillaz)
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Sparks - The Lady Is Lingering
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Sparks - The No. 1 Song In Heaven (Part Two)
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Sparks - The Rhythm Thief
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Sparks - The Scene
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Sparks - The Toughest Girl In Town
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Sparks - There's No Such Thing As Aliens
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Sparks - This is the Renaissance
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Sparks - Tsui Hark
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Sparks - Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls
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Sparks - Under The Table With Her
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Sparks - Underground
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Sparks - Very Next Fight
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Sparks - Wacky Women
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Sparks - Waiving By
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Sparks - We Love Each Other So Much (feat. Adam Driver & Marion Cotillard)
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Sparks - Well, Here Comes Bob
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Sparks - What Are All These Bands So Angry About?
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Sparks - Whippings And Apologies
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Sparks - With All My Might
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Sparks - Young Girls
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Sparks - Your Call's Very Important To Us, Please Hold
Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls
Sparks
You always know what the story is.
Beautiful girls with ugly guys
What do they take us for anyway?
What do they take us for anyway?
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
As they walk down the street arm in arm, i see
Them and once again feel the need to ask
Myself the question, the question that has
Weighed heavily on me of late. how is it
Possible that a guy and a girl so dissimilar
In physical appearance, there being such a
Disparity in how attractive each is, be nonetheless
In what would appear to be some sort of relationship?
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
How do we explain this? an attraction of
Opposites? no, that theory has been refuted
By many experts in the fields of human psychology.
A much greater attraction seems to come from
One more similar to oneself. personality, perhaps?
Without intending to sound judgmental, i would
Say that he doesn't look like what was once called
A "live wire" or "the life of the party." he appears
Rather expressionless. his movements are stiff
And even awkward. perhaps he is a person of
Some intellect-an expert in science, the arts, political
Theory. no , i think not. see how well tailored his
Clothes are, how well cut his hair is.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
(ugly guys with beautiful girls con't.)
I must confess to you, my listeners, that i have been
A little less than honest in pretending i had no answers
To my previous questions. you see, i lost someone
Very dear to me, someone very beautiful, to someone
Much like him.
Ah, you ask, surely there must have been other areas
Where you were deficient and he was not. no, i don't
Believe so. my shortcomings were of an economic nature.
He was rich. i was not.
You see, i underestimated the appeal to her of things---
Imported things on wheels, large things with manicured
Lawns and olympic swimming pools, things to wear around
Her neck that would glisten in the night light. things. still,
I am not bitter. rather, i am an observer who saw first
Hand how life may not be fair. would things have turned
Out differently between me and her had i moved up the
Corporate ladder quicker, been born of more noble stock,
Or done better on one of our journeys to las vegas?
Perhaps. in fact, i'm certain of it. things would have turned
Out differently between me and her. i know this now. it ain't
Done with smoke and mirrors.
Ugly guys with beautiful girls.
You always know what the story is.