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Sparks - Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil
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Sparks - I Can't Believe That You Would Fall for All the Crap in This Song
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Sparks - The Girl Is Crying In Her Latte
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Sparks - This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us
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Sparks - Beat The Clock
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Sparks - Good Morning
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Sparks - High C
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Sparks - How do I Get To Carnegie Hall?
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Sparks - I Predict
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Sparks - I Want To Be Like Everybody Else
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Sparks - Kiss Me Quick
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Sparks - Lost And Found
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Sparks - Propaganda
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Sparks - The Armies of the Night
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Sparks - The Calm Before The Storm
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Sparks - Underground
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Sparks - When I'm With You
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Sparks - (She got me) Pregnant
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Sparks - A Big Surprise
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Sparks - A Walk Down Memory Lane
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Sparks - Achoo
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Sparks - Alabamy Right
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Sparks - All You Ever Think About Is Sex
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Sparks - Beautiful True
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Sparks - Bon Voyage
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Sparks - Can I Invade Your Country
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Sparks - Equator
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Sparks - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
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Sparks - Get Crazy
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Sparks - Gone With The Wind
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Sparks - Happy Hunting Ground
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Sparks - Hasta Manana Monsieur
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Sparks - Here In Heaven Without You
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Sparks - How To Get Your Ass Kicked
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Sparks - I Like Girls
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Sparks - I Married Myself
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Sparks - Let's Go Surfing
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Sparks - Let's Make Love
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Sparks - Lighten Up, Morrissey
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Sparks - Marry Me
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Sparks - Merchants & Vendors (Face It)
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Sparks - Miss The Start, Miss The End
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Sparks - Music That You Can Dance To
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Sparks - Perfume
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Sparks - Profile
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Sparks - Reinforcements
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Sparks - Rockin' Girls
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Sparks - Roger
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Sparks - Rosebud
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Sparks - Senseless Violins
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Sparks - Sherlock Holmes
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Sparks - Simple Ballet
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Sparks - Suzie Safety
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Sparks - Talent Is An Asset
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Sparks - That's Nastassia
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Sparks - The No. 1 Song In Heaven (Part Two)
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Sparks - Throw Her Away (And Get A New One)
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Sparks - Under The Table With Her
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Sparks - Waiving By
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Sparks - We Love Each Other So Much (feat. Adam Driver & Marion Cotillard)
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Sparks - When Do I Get To Sing "My Way?"
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Sparks - Whippings And Apologies
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Sparks - White Women
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Sparks - With All My Might
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Sparks - Wonder Girl
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Sparks - Young Girls
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Sparks - (No More) Mr. Nice Guys
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Sparks - (When I Kiss You) I Hear Charlie Parker Playing
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Sparks - A Fun Bunch Of Guys From Outer Space
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Sparks - A Song That Sings Itself
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Sparks - Academy Award Performance
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Sparks - Aeroflot
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Sparks - Amateur Hour
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Sparks - Angst In My Pants
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Sparks - Angus Desire
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Sparks - As I Sit Down To Play The Organ At The Notre Dame Cathedral
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Sparks - At Home, At Work, At Play
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Sparks - B.C.
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Sparks - Balls
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Sparks - Barbecutie
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Sparks - Batteries Not Included
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Sparks - Beaver O'Lindy
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Sparks - Big Bands
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Sparks - Big Boy
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Sparks - Bullet Train
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Sparks - Byology 2
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Sparks - Camouflage
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Sparks - Change
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Sparks - Complaints
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Sparks - Confusion
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Sparks - Cool Places
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Sparks - Dance Godammit
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Sparks - Dick Around
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Sparks - Do Re Mi
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Sparks - Do Things My Own Way
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Sparks - Don't Leave Me Alone With Her
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Sparks - Eaten By The Monster Of Love
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Sparks - England
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Sparks - Everybody Move
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Sparks - Everybody's Stupid
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Sparks - Fa La Fa Lee
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Sparks - Face The Day
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Sparks - Falling In Love With Myself Again
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Sparks - Fletcher Honorama
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Sparks - Funny Foolish
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Sparks - Get In The Swing
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Sparks - Girl From Germany
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Sparks - Gratuitous Sax
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Sparks - Here Kitty
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Sparks - Hospitality on parade
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Sparks - How Are You Getting Home?
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Sparks - I Bought The Mississippi River
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Sparks - I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car
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Sparks - I wish I looked a little better
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Sparks - In My Family
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Sparks - In The Future
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Sparks - Instant Weight Loss
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Sparks - Irreplaceable
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Sparks - It Ain't 1918
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Sparks - It's a Knock Off
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Sparks - It's Educational
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Sparks - Just Because You Love Me
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Sparks - Just Got Back From Heaven
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Sparks - La Dolce Vita
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Sparks - Let the Monkey Drive
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Sparks - Let's Get Funky
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Sparks - Likeable
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Sparks - Looks, Looks, Looks
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Sparks - Lots Of Reasons
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Sparks - Love Scenes
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Sparks - Lucky Me, Lucky You
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Sparks - Madonna
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Sparks - Make Up Friend
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Sparks - Maybe Tomorrow
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Sparks - Metaphor
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Sparks - Mickey Mouse
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Sparks - Modesty Plays
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Sparks - Moon Over Kentucky
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Sparks - More Than a Sex Machine
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Sparks - Moustache
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Sparks - Mr. Insecurity
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Sparks - My Baby's Taking Me Home
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Sparks - My Other Voice
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Sparks - Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth
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Sparks - Next to you
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Sparks - Nicotina
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Sparks - Noisy Boys
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Sparks - Nothing Is Sacred
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Sparks - Nothing to do
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Sparks - Now That I Own The Bbc
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Sparks - Peeping Tommy
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Sparks - Pineapple
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Sparks - Please Baby Please
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Sparks - Polly Anne
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Sparks - Popularity
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Sparks - Prayin' For a Party
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Sparks - Pretending To Be Drunk
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Sparks - Pulling Rabbits Out Of A Hat
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Sparks - Ride 'Em Cowboy
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Sparks - Rock And Roll People In a Disco World
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Sparks - Rock, Rock, Rock
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Sparks - Saccharin And The War
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Sparks - Scheherazade
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Sparks - Screwed Up
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Sparks - Self-effacing
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Sparks - Sextown U.S.A.
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Sparks - Shopping Mall Of Love
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Sparks - Sisters
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Sparks - Slowboat
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Sparks - So Important
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Sparks - So May We Start (part. Adam Driver & Marion Cotillard)
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Sparks - Something For The Girl With Everything
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Sparks - Stereo
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Sparks - Stop Me If You've Heard This Before
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Sparks - Strange Animal
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Sparks - Suburban Homeboy
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Sparks - Tarzan And Jane
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Sparks - Tearing The Place Apart
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Sparks - Thank God It's Not Christmas
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Sparks - Thanks But No Thanks
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Sparks - The Angels
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Sparks - The Decline And Fall Of Me
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Sparks - The Ghost Of Liberace
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Sparks - The Greatest Show On Earth
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Sparks - The Happy Dictator (feat. Gorillaz)
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Sparks - The Lady Is Lingering
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Sparks - The Louvre
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Sparks - The No. 1 Song In Heaven
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Sparks - The Rhythm Thief
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Sparks - The Scene
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Sparks - The Toughest Girl In Town
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Sparks - There's No Such Thing As Aliens
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Sparks - This is the Renaissance
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Sparks - Tits
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Sparks - Tryouts For The Human Race
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Sparks - Tsui Hark
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Sparks - Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls
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Sparks - Very Next Fight
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Sparks - Wacky Women
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Sparks - Waterproof
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Sparks - Well, Here Comes Bob
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Sparks - What Are All These Bands So Angry About?
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Sparks - Who Don't Like Kids
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Sparks - Without Using Hands
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Sparks - Your Call's Very Important To Us, Please Hold
Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls
Sparks
You always know what the story is.
Beautiful girls with ugly guys
What do they take us for anyway?
What do they take us for anyway?
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
As they walk down the street arm in arm, i see
Them and once again feel the need to ask
Myself the question, the question that has
Weighed heavily on me of late. how is it
Possible that a guy and a girl so dissimilar
In physical appearance, there being such a
Disparity in how attractive each is, be nonetheless
In what would appear to be some sort of relationship?
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
How do we explain this? an attraction of
Opposites? no, that theory has been refuted
By many experts in the fields of human psychology.
A much greater attraction seems to come from
One more similar to oneself. personality, perhaps?
Without intending to sound judgmental, i would
Say that he doesn't look like what was once called
A "live wire" or "the life of the party." he appears
Rather expressionless. his movements are stiff
And even awkward. perhaps he is a person of
Some intellect-an expert in science, the arts, political
Theory. no , i think not. see how well tailored his
Clothes are, how well cut his hair is.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
(ugly guys with beautiful girls con't.)
I must confess to you, my listeners, that i have been
A little less than honest in pretending i had no answers
To my previous questions. you see, i lost someone
Very dear to me, someone very beautiful, to someone
Much like him.
Ah, you ask, surely there must have been other areas
Where you were deficient and he was not. no, i don't
Believe so. my shortcomings were of an economic nature.
He was rich. i was not.
You see, i underestimated the appeal to her of things---
Imported things on wheels, large things with manicured
Lawns and olympic swimming pools, things to wear around
Her neck that would glisten in the night light. things. still,
I am not bitter. rather, i am an observer who saw first
Hand how life may not be fair. would things have turned
Out differently between me and her had i moved up the
Corporate ladder quicker, been born of more noble stock,
Or done better on one of our journeys to las vegas?
Perhaps. in fact, i'm certain of it. things would have turned
Out differently between me and her. i know this now. it ain't
Done with smoke and mirrors.
Ugly guys with beautiful girls.
You always know what the story is.