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Sparks - All You Ever Think About Is Sex
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Sparks - Here In Heaven Without You
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Sparks - Thanks But No Thanks
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Sparks - Angst In My Pants
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Sparks - Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil
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Sparks - Sherlock Holmes
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Sparks - This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us
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Sparks - When Do I Get To Sing "My Way?"
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Sparks - Academy Award Performance
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Sparks - B.C.
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Sparks - Bullet Train
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Sparks - Complaints
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Sparks - Likeable
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Sparks - Mr. Insecurity
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Sparks - Reinforcements
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Sparks - Talent Is An Asset
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Sparks - When I'm With You
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Sparks - (No More) Mr. Nice Guys
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Sparks - (When I Kiss You) I Hear Charlie Parker Playing
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Sparks - A Big Surprise
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Sparks - A Song That Sings Itself
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Sparks - Achoo
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Sparks - Amateur Hour
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Sparks - Beat The Clock
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Sparks - Big Bands
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Sparks - Big Boy
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Sparks - Byology 2
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Sparks - Camouflage
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Sparks - Can I Invade Your Country
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Sparks - Change
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Sparks - Everybody's Stupid
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Sparks - Face The Day
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Sparks - Get Crazy
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Sparks - Gone With The Wind
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Sparks - Good Morning
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Sparks - Gratuitous Sax
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Sparks - Hasta Manana Monsieur
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Sparks - Here Kitty
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Sparks - High C
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Sparks - How Are You Getting Home?
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Sparks - I Like Girls
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Sparks - I Married Myself
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Sparks - I Predict
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Sparks - In The Future
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Sparks - Instant Weight Loss
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Sparks - Irreplaceable
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Sparks - It Ain't 1918
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Sparks - Just Because You Love Me
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Sparks - Kiss Me Quick
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Sparks - La Dolce Vita
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Sparks - Looks, Looks, Looks
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Sparks - Lots Of Reasons
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Sparks - Lucky Me, Lucky You
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Sparks - Marry Me
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Sparks - Modesty Plays
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Sparks - Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth
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Sparks - Next to you
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Sparks - Nothing Is Sacred
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Sparks - Peeping Tommy
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Sparks - Perfume
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Sparks - Pulling Rabbits Out Of A Hat
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Sparks - Ride 'Em Cowboy
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Sparks - Scheherazade
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Sparks - Screwed Up
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Sparks - Sisters
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Sparks - Something For The Girl With Everything
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Sparks - Stop Me If You've Heard This Before
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Sparks - Strange Animal
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Sparks - Tarzan And Jane
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Sparks - Tearing The Place Apart
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Sparks - Thank God It's Not Christmas
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Sparks - The Calm Before The Storm
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Sparks - The Decline And Fall Of Me
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Sparks - The Girl Is Crying In Her Latte
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Sparks - The Happy Dictator (feat. Gorillaz)
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Sparks - The No. 1 Song In Heaven
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Sparks - The Rhythm Thief
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Sparks - The Toughest Girl In Town
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Sparks - Tryouts For The Human Race
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Sparks - Waterproof
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Sparks - Well, Here Comes Bob
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Sparks - Without Using Hands
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Sparks - Wonder Girl
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Sparks - (She got me) Pregnant
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Sparks - A Fun Bunch Of Guys From Outer Space
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Sparks - A Walk Down Memory Lane
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Sparks - Aeroflot
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Sparks - Alabamy Right
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Sparks - Angus Desire
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Sparks - As I Sit Down To Play The Organ At The Notre Dame Cathedral
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Sparks - At Home, At Work, At Play
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Sparks - Balls
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Sparks - Barbecutie
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Sparks - Batteries Not Included
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Sparks - Beautiful True
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Sparks - Beaver O'Lindy
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Sparks - Bon Voyage
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Sparks - Confusion
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Sparks - Cool Places
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Sparks - Dance Godammit
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Sparks - Dick Around
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Sparks - Do Re Mi
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Sparks - Do Things My Own Way
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Sparks - Don't Leave Me Alone With Her
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Sparks - Eaten By The Monster Of Love
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Sparks - England
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Sparks - Equator
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Sparks - Everybody Move
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Sparks - Fa La Fa Lee
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Sparks - Falling In Love With Myself Again
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Sparks - Fletcher Honorama
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Sparks - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
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Sparks - Funny Foolish
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Sparks - Get In The Swing
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Sparks - Girl From Germany
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Sparks - Happy Hunting Ground
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Sparks - Hospitality on parade
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Sparks - How do I Get To Carnegie Hall?
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Sparks - How To Get Your Ass Kicked
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Sparks - I Bought The Mississippi River
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Sparks - I Can't Believe That You Would Fall for All the Crap in This Song
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Sparks - I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car
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Sparks - I Want To Be Like Everybody Else
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Sparks - I wish I looked a little better
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Sparks - In My Family
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Sparks - It's a Knock Off
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Sparks - It's Educational
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Sparks - Just Got Back From Heaven
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Sparks - Let the Monkey Drive
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Sparks - Let's Get Funky
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Sparks - Let's Go Surfing
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Sparks - Let's Make Love
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Sparks - Lighten Up, Morrissey
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Sparks - Lost And Found
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Sparks - Love Scenes
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Sparks - Madonna
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Sparks - Make Up Friend
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Sparks - Maybe Tomorrow
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Sparks - Merchants & Vendors (Face It)
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Sparks - Metaphor
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Sparks - Mickey Mouse
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Sparks - Miss The Start, Miss The End
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Sparks - Moon Over Kentucky
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Sparks - More Than a Sex Machine
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Sparks - Moustache
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Sparks - Music That You Can Dance To
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Sparks - My Baby's Taking Me Home
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Sparks - My Other Voice
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Sparks - Nicotina
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Sparks - Noisy Boys
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Sparks - Nothing to do
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Sparks - Now That I Own The Bbc
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Sparks - Pineapple
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Sparks - Please Baby Please
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Sparks - Polly Anne
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Sparks - Popularity
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Sparks - Prayin' For a Party
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Sparks - Pretending To Be Drunk
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Sparks - Profile
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Sparks - Propaganda
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Sparks - Rock And Roll People In a Disco World
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Sparks - Rock, Rock, Rock
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Sparks - Rockin' Girls
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Sparks - Roger
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Sparks - Rosebud
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Sparks - Saccharin And The War
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Sparks - Self-effacing
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Sparks - Senseless Violins
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Sparks - Sextown U.S.A.
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Sparks - Shopping Mall Of Love
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Sparks - Simple Ballet
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Sparks - Slowboat
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Sparks - So Important
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Sparks - So May We Start (part. Adam Driver & Marion Cotillard)
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Sparks - Stereo
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Sparks - Suburban Homeboy
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Sparks - Suzie Safety
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Sparks - That's Nastassia
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Sparks - The Angels
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Sparks - The Armies of the Night
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Sparks - The Ghost Of Liberace
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Sparks - The Greatest Show On Earth
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Sparks - The Lady Is Lingering
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Sparks - The Louvre
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Sparks - The No. 1 Song In Heaven (Part Two)
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Sparks - The Scene
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Sparks - There's No Such Thing As Aliens
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Sparks - This is the Renaissance
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Sparks - Throw Her Away (And Get A New One)
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Sparks - Tits
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Sparks - Tsui Hark
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Sparks - Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls
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Sparks - Under The Table With Her
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Sparks - Underground
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Sparks - Very Next Fight
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Sparks - Wacky Women
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Sparks - Waiving By
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Sparks - We Love Each Other So Much (feat. Adam Driver & Marion Cotillard)
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Sparks - What Are All These Bands So Angry About?
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Sparks - Whippings And Apologies
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Sparks - White Women
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Sparks - Who Don't Like Kids
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Sparks - With All My Might
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Sparks - Young Girls
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Sparks - Your Call's Very Important To Us, Please Hold
Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls
Sparks
You always know what the story is.
Beautiful girls with ugly guys
What do they take us for anyway?
What do they take us for anyway?
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
As they walk down the street arm in arm, i see
Them and once again feel the need to ask
Myself the question, the question that has
Weighed heavily on me of late. how is it
Possible that a guy and a girl so dissimilar
In physical appearance, there being such a
Disparity in how attractive each is, be nonetheless
In what would appear to be some sort of relationship?
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
How do we explain this? an attraction of
Opposites? no, that theory has been refuted
By many experts in the fields of human psychology.
A much greater attraction seems to come from
One more similar to oneself. personality, perhaps?
Without intending to sound judgmental, i would
Say that he doesn't look like what was once called
A "live wire" or "the life of the party." he appears
Rather expressionless. his movements are stiff
And even awkward. perhaps he is a person of
Some intellect-an expert in science, the arts, political
Theory. no , i think not. see how well tailored his
Clothes are, how well cut his hair is.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
It ain't done with smoke and mirrors.
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
Ugly guys with beautiful girls
(ugly guys with beautiful girls con't.)
I must confess to you, my listeners, that i have been
A little less than honest in pretending i had no answers
To my previous questions. you see, i lost someone
Very dear to me, someone very beautiful, to someone
Much like him.
Ah, you ask, surely there must have been other areas
Where you were deficient and he was not. no, i don't
Believe so. my shortcomings were of an economic nature.
He was rich. i was not.
You see, i underestimated the appeal to her of things---
Imported things on wheels, large things with manicured
Lawns and olympic swimming pools, things to wear around
Her neck that would glisten in the night light. things. still,
I am not bitter. rather, i am an observer who saw first
Hand how life may not be fair. would things have turned
Out differently between me and her had i moved up the
Corporate ladder quicker, been born of more noble stock,
Or done better on one of our journeys to las vegas?
Perhaps. in fact, i'm certain of it. things would have turned
Out differently between me and her. i know this now. it ain't
Done with smoke and mirrors.
Ugly guys with beautiful girls.
You always know what the story is.