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Stephen Sondheim - Last Midnight
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Stephen Sondheim - Being Alive
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Stephen Sondheim - Not While I'm Around
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Stephen Sondheim - Getting Married Today
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ladies Who Lunch
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Stephen Sondheim - Broadway Baby
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Stephen Sondheim - Send In The Clowns
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Stephen Sondheim - Finale: Children Will Listen
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Stephen Sondheim - Merrily We Roll Along #1
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Stephen Sondheim - On The Steps Of The Palace
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Stephen Sondheim - Company
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Stephen Sondheim - Green Finch and Linnett Bird
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Stephen Sondheim - Unworthy Of Your Love
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Stephen Sondheim - Wait
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Stephen Sondheim - By The Sea
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Stephen Sondheim - Cinderella At The Grave
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Stephen Sondheim - Comedy Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody Ought To Have a Maid
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Stephen Sondheim - It Takes Two
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Stephen Sondheim - Kiss Me
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Stephen Sondheim - Marry Me a Little
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Stephen Sondheim - No Place Like London
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Stephen Sondheim - Not a Day Goes By
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Stephen Sondheim - Saturday Night
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Stephen Sondheim - A Boy Like That, I Have A Love
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Stephen Sondheim - A Little Priest
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Stephen Sondheim - A Very Nice Prince/ First Midnight/ Giants In The Sky
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Stephen Sondheim - Act II Prologue: So Happy
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Stephen Sondheim - Agony
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Stephen Sondheim - Ah Miss
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Stephen Sondheim - Alms Alms
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Stephen Sondheim - America
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Stephen Sondheim - Another Hundred People
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Stephen Sondheim - Any Moment
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Stephen Sondheim - Anyone Can Whistle
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Stephen Sondheim - Ballet Sequence
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Stephen Sondheim - Barcelona
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Stephen Sondheim - Bring Me My Bride
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Stephen Sondheim - City On Fire!
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Stephen Sondheim - Color And Light
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Stephen Sondheim - Cool
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Stephen Sondheim - Epiphany
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Stephen Sondheim - Ever After
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody's Got The Right
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Stephen Sondheim - Final Scene
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Stephen Sondheim - Gee, Officer Krupke
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Stephen Sondheim - God, That's Good!
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Stephen Sondheim - Gun Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Have I Got a Girl For You?
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Stephen Sondheim - Hello Little Girl
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Stephen Sondheim - I Feel Pretty
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Stephen Sondheim - I Guess This Is Goodbye/ Maybe They're Magic
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Stephen Sondheim - I Know Things Now
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Stephen Sondheim - Jet Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna (trio version)
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Stephen Sondheim - Ladies in Their Sensitivities
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Stephen Sondheim - Lament
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Stephen Sondheim - Later
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Stephen Sondheim - Live Alone And Like It
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Stephen Sondheim - Love I Hear
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Stephen Sondheim - Maria
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Stephen Sondheim - My Friends
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Stephen Sondheim - No More
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Stephen Sondheim - No One Is Alone
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Stephen Sondheim - One Hand, One Heart
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Stephen Sondheim - Parlor Songs
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Stephen Sondheim - Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
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Stephen Sondheim - Poor Thing
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Stephen Sondheim - Prelude
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Stephen Sondheim - Pretty Women
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Stephen Sondheim - Prologue
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Stephen Sondheim - Something's Coming
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Stephen Sondheim - Somewhere
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Stephen Sondheim - Sorry-Grateful
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Stephen Sondheim - That Dirty Old Man
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Booth
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Czolgosz
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Guiteau
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd: Lift Your Razor High Sweeney!
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Stephen Sondheim - The Barber And His Wife
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Stephen Sondheim - The Contest
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Stephen Sondheim - The Judge's Return
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Stephen Sondheim - The Little Things You do Together
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Stephen Sondheim - The Worst Pies in London
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Stephen Sondheim - Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - What Can You Lose
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Stephen Sondheim - You Could Drive a Person Crazy
The Ladies Who Lunch
Stephen Sondheim
Here's to the ladies who lunch.
Everybody laugh.
Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch.
On their own behalf.
Off to the gym, then to a fitting.
Claiming they're fat and looking grim
Cause they've been sitting choosing a hat.
Does anyone still wear a hat?
I'll drink to that.
And here's to the girls who play smart-
Aren't they a gas?
Rushing to their classes in optical art,
Wishing it would pass.
Another long exhausting day,
Another thousand dollars.
A matinee, a pinter play,
Perhaps a piece of mahler's.
I'll drink to that.
And one for mahler!
And here's to the girls who play wife-
Aren't they too much?
Keeping house but clutching a copy of life,
Just to keep in touch.
The ones who follow the rules,
And meet themselves at the schools,
Too busy to know that they're fools,
Aren't they a gem?
I'll drink to them.
Let's all drink to them.
And here's to the girls who just watch-
Aren't they the best?
When they get depressed
It's a bottle of scotch,
Plus a little jest.
Another chance to disapprove
Another brilliant singer.
Another reason not to move
Another vodka stinger.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
I'll drink to that.
So here's to the girls on the go-
Everybody tries.
Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know.
Everybody dies.
A toast to that invincible bunch.
The dinosaur surviving the crunch.
Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch-
Everybody rise!
Rise!
Rise! Rise! rise! rise! rise! rise! rise!
Rise!
