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Stephen Sondheim - Last Midnight
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Stephen Sondheim - Being Alive
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Stephen Sondheim - Not While I'm Around
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Stephen Sondheim - Getting Married Today
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ladies Who Lunch
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Stephen Sondheim - Broadway Baby
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Stephen Sondheim - Send In The Clowns
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Stephen Sondheim - Finale: Children Will Listen
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Stephen Sondheim - Merrily We Roll Along #1
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Stephen Sondheim - On The Steps Of The Palace
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Stephen Sondheim - Company
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Stephen Sondheim - Green Finch and Linnett Bird
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Stephen Sondheim - Unworthy Of Your Love
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Stephen Sondheim - Wait
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Stephen Sondheim - By The Sea
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Stephen Sondheim - Cinderella At The Grave
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Stephen Sondheim - Comedy Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody Ought To Have a Maid
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Stephen Sondheim - It Takes Two
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Stephen Sondheim - Kiss Me
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Stephen Sondheim - Marry Me a Little
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Stephen Sondheim - No Place Like London
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Stephen Sondheim - Not a Day Goes By
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Stephen Sondheim - Saturday Night
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Stephen Sondheim - A Boy Like That, I Have A Love
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Stephen Sondheim - A Little Priest
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Stephen Sondheim - A Very Nice Prince/ First Midnight/ Giants In The Sky
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Stephen Sondheim - Act II Prologue: So Happy
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Stephen Sondheim - Agony
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Stephen Sondheim - Ah Miss
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Stephen Sondheim - Alms Alms
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Stephen Sondheim - America
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Stephen Sondheim - Another Hundred People
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Stephen Sondheim - Any Moment
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Stephen Sondheim - Anyone Can Whistle
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Stephen Sondheim - Ballet Sequence
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Stephen Sondheim - Barcelona
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Stephen Sondheim - Bring Me My Bride
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Stephen Sondheim - City On Fire!
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Stephen Sondheim - Color And Light
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Stephen Sondheim - Cool
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Stephen Sondheim - Epiphany
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Stephen Sondheim - Ever After
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody's Got The Right
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Stephen Sondheim - Final Scene
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Stephen Sondheim - Gee, Officer Krupke
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Stephen Sondheim - God, That's Good!
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Stephen Sondheim - Gun Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Have I Got a Girl For You?
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Stephen Sondheim - Hello Little Girl
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Stephen Sondheim - I Feel Pretty
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Stephen Sondheim - I Guess This Is Goodbye/ Maybe They're Magic
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Stephen Sondheim - I Know Things Now
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Stephen Sondheim - Jet Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna (trio version)
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Stephen Sondheim - Ladies in Their Sensitivities
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Stephen Sondheim - Lament
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Stephen Sondheim - Later
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Stephen Sondheim - Live Alone And Like It
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Stephen Sondheim - Love I Hear
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Stephen Sondheim - Maria
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Stephen Sondheim - My Friends
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Stephen Sondheim - No More
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Stephen Sondheim - No One Is Alone
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Stephen Sondheim - One Hand, One Heart
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Stephen Sondheim - Parlor Songs
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Stephen Sondheim - Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
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Stephen Sondheim - Poor Thing
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Stephen Sondheim - Prelude
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Stephen Sondheim - Pretty Women
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Stephen Sondheim - Prologue
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Stephen Sondheim - Something's Coming
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Stephen Sondheim - Somewhere
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Stephen Sondheim - Sorry-Grateful
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Stephen Sondheim - That Dirty Old Man
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Booth
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Czolgosz
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Guiteau
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd: Lift Your Razor High Sweeney!
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Stephen Sondheim - The Barber And His Wife
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Stephen Sondheim - The Contest
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Stephen Sondheim - The Judge's Return
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Stephen Sondheim - The Little Things You do Together
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Stephen Sondheim - The Worst Pies in London
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Stephen Sondheim - Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - What Can You Lose
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Stephen Sondheim - You Could Drive a Person Crazy
Bring Me My Bride
Stephen Sondheim
Stand aside, everyone! I take large steps!
Soldiers
One, two, one, two...
Miles
We not only fought but we won, too!
Soldiers
One, two, one, two...
Left, right, left, right...
Miles
There's none of the enemy left, right?
Soldiers
Right. Left!... uh... ri... uh... left!
Miles
Halt!
Pseudolus
Hail, miles gloriousus.
Welcome to my house, great captain.
Your bride awaits you.
Miles
My bride!
My bride! My bride!
I've come to claim my bride,
Come tenderly to crush her against my side!
Let haste be made,
I cannot be delayed!
There are lands to conquer,
Cities to loot
And people to degrade!
Soldiers
Look at those arms!
Look at that chest!
Look at them!
Miles
Not to mention the rest!
Even I am impressed.
My bride! My bride!
Come bring to me my bride!
My lust for her no longer can be denied!
Convey the news.
I have no time to lose!
There are towns to plunder,
Temples to burn
And women to abuse!
Soldiers
Look at that foot!
Look at that heel!
Mark the magnificent muscles of steel!
Miles
I am my ideal!
I, miles gloriosus,
I, slaughterer of thousands,
I, oppessor of the meek,
Subduer of the weak,
Degrader of the greek,
Destroyer of the turk,
Must hurry back to work!
Miles
Courtesans
I, miles gloriosus,
I, paragon of virtues,
Him, miles gloriosus
Him, paragon of virtues,
Soldiers
A man among men!
With sword and with pen!
Miles
I, in war the most admired,
In wit the most inspired,
In love the most desired,
In dress the best displayed,
I am a parade!
All
Him!
Him!
Him!
Soldiers
Look at those eyes,
Cunning and keen!
Look at the size of those thighs,
Like a mighty machine!
Pseudolus
Those are the mightiest thighs that I ever have theen!
I mean...
Miles
My bride! My bride!
Inform my lucky bride:
The fabled arms of miles are open wide!
Make haste! Make haste!
I have no time to waste!
There are shrines I should be sacking,
Ribs I should be cracking,
Eyes to gouge and booty to divide!
Bring me my bride!
Soldiers
Bring him his bride!
All
Brind him his bride!
12.That dirty old man
Domina
For over thirty years,
I've cried myself to sleep,
Assailed by doubts and fears
So great the gods themselves would weep!
The moment I am gone,
I wonder where he'll go.
In all your simple honesty,
You can't begin to know,
Ohhhh...
I want him,
I need him.
Where is he?
That dirty old man is here somewhere,
Cavorting with someone young and fair,
Disporting in every shameless whim,
Just wait till I get my hands on him!
I'll hold him,
Enfold him.
Where is he?
That dirty old man,
Where can he be?
Profaning our vows for all to see,
Complaining how he's misunderstood,
Abusing me (if he only would!)
Oh, love,
Sweet love,
Why hide?
You vermin, you worm, you villain!
Come face,
Embrace
Your bride!
Wherever he is, I know he's still an angel,
My angel,
Where is he,
That dirty old man divine?
I love him,
I love him,
That lecherous, lewd, lascivious, loathsome, lying,
Lazy,
Dirty old man of mine!
