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Stephen Sondheim - Last Midnight
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Stephen Sondheim - Being Alive
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Stephen Sondheim - Not While I'm Around
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Stephen Sondheim - Getting Married Today
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ladies Who Lunch
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Stephen Sondheim - Broadway Baby
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Stephen Sondheim - Send In The Clowns
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Stephen Sondheim - Finale: Children Will Listen
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Stephen Sondheim - Merrily We Roll Along #1
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Stephen Sondheim - On The Steps Of The Palace
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Stephen Sondheim - Company
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Stephen Sondheim - Green Finch and Linnett Bird
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Stephen Sondheim - Unworthy Of Your Love
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Stephen Sondheim - Wait
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Stephen Sondheim - By The Sea
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Stephen Sondheim - Cinderella At The Grave
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Stephen Sondheim - Comedy Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody Ought To Have a Maid
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Stephen Sondheim - It Takes Two
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Stephen Sondheim - Kiss Me
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Stephen Sondheim - Marry Me a Little
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Stephen Sondheim - No Place Like London
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Stephen Sondheim - Not a Day Goes By
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Stephen Sondheim - Saturday Night
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Stephen Sondheim - A Boy Like That, I Have A Love
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Stephen Sondheim - A Little Priest
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Stephen Sondheim - A Very Nice Prince/ First Midnight/ Giants In The Sky
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Stephen Sondheim - Act II Prologue: So Happy
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Stephen Sondheim - Agony
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Stephen Sondheim - Ah Miss
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Stephen Sondheim - Alms Alms
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Stephen Sondheim - America
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Stephen Sondheim - Another Hundred People
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Stephen Sondheim - Any Moment
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Stephen Sondheim - Anyone Can Whistle
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Stephen Sondheim - Ballet Sequence
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Stephen Sondheim - Barcelona
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Stephen Sondheim - Bring Me My Bride
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Stephen Sondheim - City On Fire!
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Stephen Sondheim - Color And Light
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Stephen Sondheim - Cool
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Stephen Sondheim - Epiphany
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Stephen Sondheim - Ever After
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody's Got The Right
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Stephen Sondheim - Final Scene
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Stephen Sondheim - Gee, Officer Krupke
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Stephen Sondheim - God, That's Good!
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Stephen Sondheim - Gun Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Have I Got a Girl For You?
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Stephen Sondheim - Hello Little Girl
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Stephen Sondheim - I Feel Pretty
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Stephen Sondheim - I Guess This Is Goodbye/ Maybe They're Magic
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Stephen Sondheim - I Know Things Now
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Stephen Sondheim - Jet Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna (trio version)
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Stephen Sondheim - Ladies in Their Sensitivities
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Stephen Sondheim - Lament
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Stephen Sondheim - Later
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Stephen Sondheim - Live Alone And Like It
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Stephen Sondheim - Love I Hear
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Stephen Sondheim - Maria
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Stephen Sondheim - My Friends
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Stephen Sondheim - No More
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Stephen Sondheim - No One Is Alone
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Stephen Sondheim - One Hand, One Heart
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Stephen Sondheim - Parlor Songs
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Stephen Sondheim - Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
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Stephen Sondheim - Poor Thing
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Stephen Sondheim - Prelude
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Stephen Sondheim - Pretty Women
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Stephen Sondheim - Prologue
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Stephen Sondheim - Something's Coming
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Stephen Sondheim - Somewhere
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Stephen Sondheim - Sorry-Grateful
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Stephen Sondheim - That Dirty Old Man
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Booth
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Czolgosz
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Guiteau
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd: Lift Your Razor High Sweeney!
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Stephen Sondheim - The Barber And His Wife
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Stephen Sondheim - The Contest
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Stephen Sondheim - The Judge's Return
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Stephen Sondheim - The Little Things You do Together
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Stephen Sondheim - The Worst Pies in London
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Stephen Sondheim - Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - What Can You Lose
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Stephen Sondheim - You Could Drive a Person Crazy
Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
Stephen Sondheim
Toby
Ladies and gentlemen!
May I have your attention, please!
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair,
to discover your pillow is covered with hair,
or what not should be there?
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
From now on you can waken at ease!
You need never again have a worry or care,
I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare.
Gentleman, you are about to see something
wot rose from the dead!
On the top of my head
T'was Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir,
That's what did the trick, sir,
True, sir, true.
Was it quick sir?
Did it in a tick, sir,
Just like an elixir
Ought to do!
how about a bottle mister?
only costs a penny guaranteed.
Does Pirelli's
Stimulate the growth, sir?
You can have my oath, sir,
'Tis unique.
Rub a minute
Stimulatin', i'nt?
Soon you'll have to thin it
Once a week!
Sweeney Todd
pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench?
Mrs. Lovett
are we standing near an open drench?
Mrs. Lovett (said with Sweeney)
pardon me sir what's that awful stench?
Sweeney Todd (said with Lovett)
are we standing near an open drench?
Toby
Buy Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir
anything will slick, sir,suits brass, curls
Try Pirelli's
when they see how thick, sir
you can have your pick, sir,
of the girls!
Wanna buy a bottle misses?
Sweeney Todd
What is this?
Mrs. Lovett
What is this?
Sweeney Todd
Smells like piss
Mrs. Lovett
Smells like, ew!
Sweeney Todd(said with Lovett)
What is this? This is piss. piss with ink
Mrs. Lovett (said with Sweeney)
I wouldn't touch it if i was you, dear
Toby
Let pirelli's activate your roots, sir
Sweeney Todd
keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through
Toby
you're scared pirelli's is usable and of it,
ladies seem to love it
Mrs. Lovett
Flies do too
