Cruising with the pirates, booze and fighting 'til they cut me in half
And my mad-scientist-psychiatrist is sewing me back
It's not the safest
But I'm safe-ish
So foul, clothing spoiled, music stained
I'm spineless, dirty lens, out of frame
I'm dialing all my astronauts trying to rent space
I might try to take a ride
From the tiger behind the counter at the drug store
I might take my eyes off the prize
For a moment just to see what I encounter
Oh, faking it just doesn't feel like how I remember it
Faking it just doesn't feel familiar at all
And I try not to lean, so you believe when I'm phoning in
Faking it just doesn't feel like home
Sipping on the notion all my potions really drove you away
Not quite an exorcist, but I'm damn good at damning good things
It's not the safest
But, man, I'm pretty safe-ish
So foul, clothing spoiled, music stained
I'm spineless, dirty lens, out of frame
I'm dialing all my astronauts trying to rent space
I might try to take a ride
From the tiger behind the counter at the drugstore
I might take my eyes off the prize
For a moment just to see what I encounter
Oh, faking it just doesn't feel like how I remember it
Faking it just doesn't feel familiar at all
And I try not to lean, so you believe when I'm phoning in
Faking it just doesn't feel like home
Oh, faking it just doesn't feel like how I remember it
Faking it just doesn't feel familiar at all
And I try not to lean, so you believe when I'm phoning in
Faking it just doesn't feel like home
Oh-oh, faking it just doesn't feel like home
Oh-oh, faking it just doesn't feel like home
