Doctors don't think I'm sick
Just a self important prick
Maybe aspirin will help
The jury's heard enough
Life sentence and then some flowers and condoms sent
Only more sins I repent
I'm so sorry that you caught me lying
I'm so sorry that I'm still half trying
And I'm sorry for always apologizing
Pretty and perfect
He liked his jokes dry
I didn't deserve him
So I hooked an earnest guy
Threw him in the sand and left him there to die
I'll carve my name on your room
Hang up posters in your tomb
Charm your family and friends
Ensure they never suspect
And I'll be wearing men's clothes
I won't do them justice, but I'll keep them safe from Goodwill
Treasure the hint of your smell
I'm so sorry for being so ruthless
I'm so sorry for the jerks I was screwing
I'm so sorry for always blaming others
And I'm sorry for always apologizing
Shy and mysterious
Caught every girl's eye
Know I didn't deserve him
So I hooked an earnest guy threw him in the sand and left him there to die
He was loved and returned it
Skin was softer than mine
Know I didn't deserve him
So why'd I hurt an earnest guy?
The first time we ever met I got scared
Cus I came off like a bitch with the first joke that I made
First time I ever heard you sing
I bit my lip and got weak in the knees
And the first time I ever tried to kiss you
I felt real dumb cus I didn't think you wanted me to
I'm sorry for noticing your innocence
And using it to boost my self esteem
I'm sorry that your kindhearted nature
Had a lousy forest fire take it's trees
I'm sorry for saying that you couldn't be my friend just
Cus you wouldnt play with me
And I'm sorry for always apologizing
