Life is filled with the unexpected Romantic, tragic and mysterious endings Are all the most ordinary exits Dreams come true Or dreams are shattered by sudden twists of fate But first, a word from your announcer
Have a seat, misery It's been a long while now I have taken my lashes and risen from ashes again So take a load off, pal And I'll pour you a whiskey 'Cause no matter the weather I've never had better a friend
Let me take that for you, I can see that you're aching And the baggage you manage was never a burden for me So have a seat, misery I don't mind when you wake me But next time, don't bother to knock 'cause I made you a key Mmm, mmm, mmm
