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    Bob Rivers - I Am Santa Claus (Black Sabbath Cover)

  2. 2

    Bob Rivers - 401k

  3. 3

    Bob Rivers - I'm Santa Claus

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    Bob Rivers - The 12 Pains of Christmas

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    Bob Rivers - The Chimney Song

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    Bob Rivers - Police Stop My Car

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    Bob Rivers - Walking Around In Womens Underwear

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    Bob Rivers - 12 Days of Layoffs

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    Bob Rivers - 12 Pains Of Christmas

  10. 10

    Bob Rivers - 3 Inch Tool

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    Bob Rivers - 96 Beers

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    Bob Rivers - Acid Rain

  13. 13

    Bob Rivers - ADD

  14. 14

    Bob Rivers - American Pie Eulogy

  15. 15

    Bob Rivers - Are They Gonna Fry OJ?

  16. 16

    Bob Rivers - Back In a Us Made Car

  17. 17

    Bob Rivers - Beat Up Old Jetliner

  18. 18

    Bob Rivers - Bowel Moves

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    Bob Rivers - Californians Leavin

  20. 20

    Bob Rivers - Cat's in The Kettle

  21. 21

    Bob Rivers - Cheney's Got a Gun

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    Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

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    Bob Rivers - Clean The Cat Box

  24. 24

    Bob Rivers - Denny Way

  25. 25

    Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

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    Bob Rivers - Don't Shoot Mr. Postman

  27. 27

    Bob Rivers - Don't Vote For Nader

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    Bob Rivers - Gates Is Such a Rich Man

  29. 29

    Bob Rivers - George Bush Told Lies

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    Bob Rivers - Getting Fatter All The Time

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    Bob Rivers - Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas

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    Bob Rivers - Hey You! Get Off My House

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    Bob Rivers - How It Feels (To Be Old)

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    Bob Rivers - I Used To Rock And Roll All Night

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    Bob Rivers - I'm A Weight Watcher

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    Bob Rivers - Janet's Coconut

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    Bob Rivers - Marv Bites

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    Bob Rivers - Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen

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    Bob Rivers - Mr. Magoo

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    Bob Rivers - O.J.'s Trial Thing

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    Bob Rivers - Officer Fuhrman

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    Bob Rivers - Oxycontin Eater

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    Bob Rivers - PMS

  44. 44

    Bob Rivers - Read It In The Tabloids

  45. 45

    Bob Rivers - The Ballad Of Gary Condit

  46. 46

    Bob Rivers - The Handicap Can

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    Bob Rivers - The No Smoking Song

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    Bob Rivers - Vatican Man

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    Bob Rivers - What If God Smoked Cannabis

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    Bob Rivers - When A Man Loves A Chicken

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    Bob Rivers - Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up)

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    Bob Rivers - Wrong Foot Amputated

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    Bob Rivers - Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

Beat Up Old Jetliner

Bob Rivers

Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agent I trusted. I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane; Look out the window. All the rivets are rusted. As that ground crew pushes us backwards On that rickety L-1011, I'm feeling around for that flotation device, And when the safety film is shown, I'm payin' close attention. Beat-up old jetliner, Hope you got a tune-up today. Ohhhh, beat-up old jetliner, Did they sneak you past the FAA? Bouncin' 'round in a thunder cloud, Landing gear won't come down. My seatback is up and my belt is on. I see the fire crews sprayin' foam on the ground. And if I get to my final destination, I know the next flight will surely be free. But I don't think I'll go back up Into that piece of shit just to save a few pennies. Beat-up old jetliner Won't carry me too far today. Ohhhh, give me a fresh airliner; I don't care what I've got to pay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Beat-up old jetliner, Don't carry me too far today. Ohhhh, beat-up old jetliner, 'Cause it's home that I'd rather stay. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I've just turned off the no-smokin' sign. I figure, hell, if the plane's smokin' why shouldn't you.

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