1. 1

    Bob Rivers - I Am Santa Claus (Black Sabbath Cover)

  2. 2

    Bob Rivers - 401k

  3. 3

    Bob Rivers - I'm Santa Claus

  4. 4

    Bob Rivers - The 12 Pains of Christmas

  5. 5

    Bob Rivers - The Chimney Song

  6. 6

    Bob Rivers - Police Stop My Car

  7. 7

    Bob Rivers - Walking Around In Womens Underwear

  8. 8

    Bob Rivers - 12 Days of Layoffs

  9. 9

    Bob Rivers - 12 Pains Of Christmas

  10. 10

    Bob Rivers - 3 Inch Tool

  11. 11

    Bob Rivers - 96 Beers

  12. 12

    Bob Rivers - Acid Rain

  13. 13

    Bob Rivers - ADD

  14. 14

    Bob Rivers - American Pie Eulogy

  15. 15

    Bob Rivers - Are They Gonna Fry OJ?

  16. 16

    Bob Rivers - Back In a Us Made Car

  17. 17

    Bob Rivers - Beat Up Old Jetliner

  18. 18

    Bob Rivers - Bowel Moves

  19. 19

    Bob Rivers - Californians Leavin

  20. 20

    Bob Rivers - Cat's in The Kettle

  21. 21

    Bob Rivers - Cheney's Got a Gun

  22. 22

    Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

  23. 23

    Bob Rivers - Clean The Cat Box

  24. 24

    Bob Rivers - Denny Way

  25. 25

    Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

  26. 26

    Bob Rivers - Don't Shoot Mr. Postman

  27. 27

    Bob Rivers - Don't Vote For Nader

  28. 28

    Bob Rivers - Gates Is Such a Rich Man

  29. 29

    Bob Rivers - George Bush Told Lies

  30. 30

    Bob Rivers - Getting Fatter All The Time

  31. 31

    Bob Rivers - Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas

  32. 32

    Bob Rivers - Hey You! Get Off My House

  33. 33

    Bob Rivers - How It Feels (To Be Old)

  34. 34

    Bob Rivers - I Used To Rock And Roll All Night

  35. 35

    Bob Rivers - I'm A Weight Watcher

  36. 36

    Bob Rivers - Janet's Coconut

  37. 37

    Bob Rivers - Marv Bites

  38. 38

    Bob Rivers - Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen

  39. 39

    Bob Rivers - Mr. Magoo

  40. 40

    Bob Rivers - O.J.'s Trial Thing

  41. 41

    Bob Rivers - Officer Fuhrman

  42. 42

    Bob Rivers - Oxycontin Eater

  43. 43

    Bob Rivers - PMS

  44. 44

    Bob Rivers - Read It In The Tabloids

  45. 45

    Bob Rivers - The Ballad Of Gary Condit

  46. 46

    Bob Rivers - The Handicap Can

  47. 47

    Bob Rivers - The No Smoking Song

  48. 48

    Bob Rivers - Vatican Man

  49. 49

    Bob Rivers - What If God Smoked Cannabis

  50. 50

    Bob Rivers - When A Man Loves A Chicken

  51. 51

    Bob Rivers - Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up)

  52. 52

    Bob Rivers - Wrong Foot Amputated

  53. 53

    Bob Rivers - Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

The No Smoking Song

Bob Rivers

I aye aye aye aye
A lady that I know works in an office all day
She used a smokeless ashtray with a fan
When she was told it was no longer okay
They had to pry the Camels from her hand
They said no no no no
You can�t smoke here no more
Your lucky you can still smoke outdoors
It causes disease
And makes your co-workers sneeze
And anyway it�s now against the law
A man once had a yen for Oriental Cuisine
At the finest Chinese restaurant in the land
When he lit up the waiter let out a scream
And smashed it out in his moo goo guy pan
No no no no you can�t smoke here no more
We�re tired of rakin� buts off the floor
He said no smokin� please
And something rude in Chinese
You go now, chop chop chop
Eww It stinks here anyways
Aye aye aye aye aye

A man I know just got a flight from Sand Diego
They said you cannot smoke until we land
He couldn�t do without his Marlboro
The locked him for smoking in the can
They said no no no no
You can�t smoke here no more
We told you when you first came on board
It causes disease and makes the passengers wheeze
And anyway it�s now against the law

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