Got up in the morning
To find myself a future
In the Sunday classfied
But then I spilled my coffee
And then the telephone was ringing
Guess I got distracted
But hey at least I tried
And there's just oh so many hours in a day
And oh so many little things get in the way
Like who's on Oprah and Rosie
I think my bed it too cozy
Yeah that must be it
The reason I can't motivate
do-do-do-do-do-do
Gotta get a life
do-do-do-do-do-do
Gotta get it soon
Cuz rent is due
And cardboard boxes ain't cool
Get up Monday make an afternoon appointment
Fix my hair as best I can
And then I ride on over but
By the time I get there
