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John Prine - Clay Pigeons
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John Prine - In Spite of Ourselves
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John Prine - Angel From Montgomery
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John Prine - Hello In There
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John Prine - How Lucky
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John Prine - I Just Wanna Dance With You
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John Prine - Pretty Good
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John Prine - Sins of Memphisto
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John Prine - Way Back Then
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John Prine - All The Best
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John Prine - I Love You So Much It Hurts
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John Prine - Lake Marie
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John Prine - Linda Goes To Mars
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John Prine - Paradise
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John Prine - Speed of the Sound of Loneliness
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John Prine - The Hobo Song
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John Prine - Unwed Fathers
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John Prine - When Two Worlds Collide
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John Prine - 'Til a Tear Becomes a Rose
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John Prine - A Good Time
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John Prine - Aimless Love
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John Prine - Ain't Hurtin' Nobody
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John Prine - All Night Blue
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John Prine - All The Way With You
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John Prine - Automobile
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John Prine - Aw Heck
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John Prine - Baby Let's Play House
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John Prine - Baby Ruth
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John Prine - Back Street Affair
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John Prine - Bad Boy
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John Prine - Be My Friend Tonight
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John Prine - Bear Creek
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John Prine - Beautiful World
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John Prine - Big Fat Love
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John Prine - Billy the Bum
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John Prine - Blue Eyed Elaine
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John Prine - Blue Umbrella
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John Prine - Bruised Orange
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John Prine - Chinatown
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John Prine - Christmas In Prison
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John Prine - Clocks and Spoons
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John Prine - Come Back to Us Barbara Lewis Hare Krishna Beauregard
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John Prine - Common Sense
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John Prine - Crazy As A Loon
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John Prine - Crooked Piece of Time
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John Prine - Daddy's Little Pumpkin
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John Prine - Day Is Done
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John Prine - Dear Abby
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John Prine - Dear John
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John Prine - Diamonds In The Rough
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John Prine - Donald and Lydia
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John Prine - Down By The Side Of The Road
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John Prine - Everybody
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John Prine - Everybody Wants to Feel Like You
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John Prine - Everything Is Cool
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John Prine - Far From Me
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John Prine - Fish And Whistle
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John Prine - Flashback Blues
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John Prine - Forbidden Jimmy
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John Prine - German Afternoons
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John Prine - Glory Of True Love
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John Prine - Grandpa Was A Carpenter
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John Prine - Great Compromise
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John Prine - Great Rain
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John Prine - He Forgot That It Was Sunday
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John Prine - He Was In Heaven Before He Died
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John Prine - How Much Tequila
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John Prine - Humidity Built The Snowman
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John Prine - I Forgot To Remember To Forget
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John Prine - I Had A Dream
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John Prine - I Know One
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John Prine - I Love You Because
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John Prine - I Remember Everything
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John Prine - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
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John Prine - I Want To Be With You Always
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John Prine - If I Could
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John Prine - If She Were You
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John Prine - If You Don't Want My Love
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John Prine - If You Were the Woman and I was the Man
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John Prine - Illegal Smile
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John Prine - In A Town This Size
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John Prine - Iron Ore Betty
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John Prine - It's A Big Old Goofy World
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John Prine - It's a Cheating Situation
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John Prine - It's Happening To You
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John Prine - Jackie O
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John Prine - Jesus The Missing Years
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John Prine - John Prine Christmas
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John Prine - Just The Other Side Of Nowhere
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John Prine - Just Wanna Be With You
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John Prine - Killing The Blues
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John Prine - Kokomo
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John Prine - Late John Garfield Blues
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John Prine - Leave the Lights On
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John Prine - Let's Invite Them Over
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John Prine - Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiin
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John Prine - Letter to the Penthouse Forum
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John Prine - Living In The Future
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John Prine - Long Monday
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John Prine - Loose Talk
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John Prine - Love Is On A Roll
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John Prine - Love, Love, Love
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John Prine - Lulu Walls
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John Prine - Maureen Maureen
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John Prine - Me, Myself, and I
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John Prine - Mexican Home
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John Prine - Middle Man
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John Prine - Milwaukee Here I Come
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John Prine - My Own Best Friend
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John Prine - New Train
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John Prine - Nine Pound Hammer
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John Prine - No Name Girl
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John Prine - Often Is A Word I Seldom Use
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John Prine - Oldest Baby in the World
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John Prine - One Red Rose
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John Prine - Only Love
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John Prine - Onomatopoeia
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John Prine - Other Side Of Town
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John Prine - Out of Love
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John Prine - People Puttin' People Down
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John Prine - Picture Show
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John Prine - Please Don't Bury Me
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John Prine - Quiet Man
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John Prine - Quit Hollerin' At Me
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John Prine - Rocky Mountain Time
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John Prine - Sabu Visits the Twin Cities Alone
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John Prine - Saddle in the Rain
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John Prine - Saginaw Michigan
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John Prine - Saigon
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John Prine - Sam Stone
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John Prine - Same Thing Happened To Me
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John Prine - Shop Talk
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John Prine - Silent Night, All Day Long
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John Prine - Silver Bells
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John Prine - Six O'clock News
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John Prine - Sleepy Eyed Boy
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John Prine - Slow Boat To China
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John Prine - So Sad
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John Prine - Some Humans Ain't Human
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John Prine - Somewhere Someone's Falling In Love
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John Prine - Sour Grapes
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John Prine - Souvenirs
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John Prine - Space Monkey
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John Prine - Spanish Pipedream
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John Prine - Stick a Needle In My Eye
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John Prine - Storm Windows
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John Prine - Sweet Revenge
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John Prine - Sweet Suzanne
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John Prine - Take a Look at My Heart
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John Prine - Take the Star Out of the Window
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John Prine - That Close To You
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John Prine - That's the Way that the World Goes 'Round
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John Prine - The Accident
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John Prine - The Bottomless Lake
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John Prine - The Frying Pan
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John Prine - The Third Of July
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John Prine - The Torch Singer
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John Prine - The Twentieth Century Is Almost Over
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John Prine - There She Goes
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John Prine - They Oughta Name a Drink After You
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John Prine - They'll Never Take Her Love From Me
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John Prine - Third Of July
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John Prine - This Cold War With You
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John Prine - This Love Is Real
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John Prine - Ubangi Stomp
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John Prine - Unlonely
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John Prine - Way Down
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John Prine - We Are the Lonely
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John Prine - We Could
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John Prine - We Must Have Been Out Of Our Minds
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John Prine - We're Not
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John Prine - Wedding Bells
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John Prine - Wonderful 99
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John Prine - Yes I Guess They Oughta Name a Drink After You
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John Prine - You Got Gold
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John Prine - You Never Can Tell
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John Prine - Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore
How Much Tequila
John Prine
It's really anybody's guess.
I poured them so fast,
I couldn't keep them in the glass,
But this morning I sure am a mess.
My head is four or five times its normal size
And I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes.
I can't recall a single thing I did or said
Or the names of all these people sleeping in this bed.
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?
How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my body?
I must have fallen down somehow.
I believe it had something to do with karate
-- It's all coming back to me now.
I was standing in a bar with King Kong's cousin,
He must have been seven foot three.
His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said "Hey, chump,
Would you like to step outside with me?"
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?
My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.
I left last night's dinner on this morning's floor.
My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk.
I drank so much that my hair got drunk.
I see a big old worm about ten feet long
Hallucinating purple cows.
Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone.
Uh oh, this is not my house.
I could call us a taxi on the telephone
If I only knew where we are.
I guess I'm gonna have to drive myself back home
As soon as I can find the car.
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?