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    Primus - South Park Theme

  2. 2

    Primus - My Name Is Mud

  3. 3

    Primus - John The Fisherman

  4. 4

    Primus - Tommy The Cat

  5. 5

    Primus - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver

  6. 6

    Primus - The Devil Went Down To Georgia

  7. 7

    Primus - Too Many Puppies

  8. 8

    Primus - To Defy The Laws Of Tradition

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    Primus - DMV

  10. 10

    Primus - Lacquer Head

  11. 11

    Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

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    Primus - Southbound Pachyderm

  13. 13

    Primus - Bob

  14. 14

    Primus - American Life

  15. 15

    Primus - Eternal Consumption Engine

  16. 16

    Primus - Is It Luck?

  17. 17

    Primus - Mama Didn't Raise No Fool

  18. 18

    Primus - Nature Boy

  19. 19

    Primus - Sgt. Baker

  20. 20

    Primus - The Antipop

  21. 21

    Primus - Fish On

  22. 22

    Primus - Fisticuffs

  23. 23

    Primus - Frizzle Fry

  24. 24

    Primus - Green Ranger

  25. 25

    Primus - Harold Of The Rocks

  26. 26

    Primus - Hellbound 17 1/2

  27. 27

    Primus - Hello Skinny/Constantinople

  28. 28

    Primus - Over The Electric Grapevine

  29. 29

    Primus - Sathington Willoughby

  30. 30

    Primus - Seas Of Cheese

  31. 31

    Primus - Spaghetti Western

  32. 32

    Primus - Those Damned Blue Collar Tweekers

  33. 33

    Primus - Year Of The Parrot

  34. 34

    Primus - Extinction Burst

  35. 35

    Primus - Follow The Fool

  36. 36

    Primus - Golden Boy

  37. 37

    Primus - Hats Off

  38. 38

    Primus - Here Come The Bastards

  39. 39

    Primus - Jilly's On Smack

  40. 40

    Primus - Lee Van Cleef

  41. 41

    Primus - Los Bastardos

  42. 42

    Primus - Moron TV

  43. 43

    Primus - Mr. Knowitall

  44. 44

    Primus - Mr. Krinkle

  45. 45

    Primus - Mrs. Blaileen

  46. 46

    Primus - Natural Joe

  47. 47

    Primus - On The Tweek Again

  48. 48

    Primus - Over The Falls

  49. 49

    Primus - Power Mad

  50. 50

    Primus - Pudding Time

  51. 51

    Primus - Shake Hands With Beef

  52. 52

    Primus - The Ballad Of Buckethead

  53. 53

    Primus - The Heckler

  54. 54

    Primus - The Seven

  55. 55

    Primus - The Thing That Should Not Be

  56. 56

    Primus - The Toys Go Winding Down

  57. 57

    Primus - The Valley

  58. 58

    Primus - You Can't Kill Michael Malloy

  59. 59

    Primus - Amos Moses

  60. 60

    Primus - Arnie

  61. 61

    Primus - Ballad Of Bodacious

  62. 62

    Primus - Bob's Party Time Lounge

  63. 63

    Primus - Buscando Encontrar

  64. 64

    Primus - Camelback Cinema

  65. 65

    Primus - Coaatails Of A Dead Man

  66. 66

    Primus - Coddingtown

  67. 67

    Primus - Conspiranoia

  68. 68

    Primus - De Anza Jig

  69. 69

    Primus - Del Davis Tree Farm

  70. 70

    Primus - Detachable Penis

  71. 71

    Primus - Dirty Drowning Man

  72. 72

    Primus - Dutchess And The Proverbial Mind Spread

  73. 73

    Primus - Electric Electric

  74. 74

    Primus - Eletric Uncle Sam

  75. 75

    Primus - Eleven

  76. 76

    Primus - Erin On The Side Of Caution

  77. 77

    Primus - Eyes Of The Squirrel

  78. 78

    Primus - Glass Sandwich

  79. 79

    Primus - Grandad's Little Ditty

  80. 80

    Primus - Greet The Sacred Cow

  81. 81

    Primus - Groundhog's Day

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    Primus - Hail Santa

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    Primus - Hamburger Train

  84. 84

    Primus - Have A Cigar

  85. 85

    Primus - Hennepin Crawler

  86. 86

    Primus - Hoinfodaman

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    Primus - Intruder

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    Primus - Jellikit

  89. 89

    Primus - Kalamazoo

  90. 90

    Primus - Kallamazoo

  91. 91

    Primus - Last Salmon Man

  92. 92

    Primus - Little Lord Fentanyl (feat. Maynard James Keenan)

  93. 93

    Primus - Making Plans For Nigel

  94. 94

    Primus - Mary The Ice Cube

  95. 95

    Primus - Mephisto & Kevin

  96. 96

    Primus - My Friend Fats

  97. 97

    Primus - N.I.B.

  98. 98

    Primus - Pablo’s Hippos

  99. 99

    Primus - Pilcher's Squad

  100. 100

    Primus - Poetry & Prose

  101. 101

    Primus - Pork Chop's Little Ditty

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    Primus - Pork Soda

  103. 103

    Primus - Professor Nutbutter's House Of Treats

  104. 104

    Primus - Puddin' Taine

  105. 105

    Primus - Restin' Bones

  106. 106

    Primus - Sathington Waltz

  107. 107

    Primus - Scissor Man

  108. 108

    Primus - Sinister Exaggerator

  109. 109

    Primus - South Park

  110. 110

    Primus - The Air Is Getting Slippery

  111. 111

    Primus - The Carpenter And The Dainty Bride

  112. 112

    Primus - The Chastising Of Renegade

  113. 113

    Primus - The Dream

  114. 114

    Primus - The Ends?

  115. 115

    Primus - The Family And The Fishing Net

  116. 116

    Primus - The Final Voyage of the Liquid Sky

  117. 117

    Primus - The Last Superpower Aka Rapscallion

  118. 118

    Primus - The Ol' Diamond Back Sturgeon

  119. 119

    Primus - The Pressman

  120. 120

    Primus - The Return Of Sathington Willoughby

  121. 121

    Primus - The Scheme

  122. 122

    Primus - The Storm

  123. 123

    Primus - The Trek

  124. 124

    Primus - Tragedy's A' Comin'

  125. 125

    Primus - Walk

  126. 126

    Primus - Welcome To This World

  127. 127

    Primus - Wounded Knee

Mephisto & Kevin

Primus

In 1986, the university of californa at davis
Saw two of its all-time brightest stars,
Dr. alphonse mephisto and dr. arnie abesacraben.
Dr. mephisto worked hard towards his thesis - his goal
Was to genetically duplicate the dna structure of asparagus,
So that all asparagus would grow to the same girth and length,
Giving asparagus a much more pleasent presentation in the worlds
Supermarkter vegetable bins.

Dr. abesacrabens goal was to genetically create the greatest
Musical entertainer the world had ever seen.
Dr. abesacraben knew that if he could assemble the right elements,
He could theoretically build a dna structure that would ensure
His creation had talent far surpassing the average individual.

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that
Michael jackson - in an effort to maintain his youthful look and
Feminie vocal characteristics - had his testicles surgically removed,
Thereby making him a modern-day castrato.

If such a rumor were true, michael jackson more that likely would have
Had some of his semen preserved before the surgery, to ensure his the
Future of his name and lineage.

Word came back to dr. abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker
Deep within the bowels of the ucla research center, that not only
Contained four containers of frozen semen, but also held a pair of
Testicles, each was labeled with the name jack michaelson.

I once heard a noise,
In the night the most sensual voice.
Song of love from a eight year-old boy,
Stuck in my head.
And this is what he said:

I am gopher boy!
Pondering reality!
I am gopher boy!
Who will buy my raspberries?

This had to be the seed of the king of pop!
Dr. abesacraben was able to use his charm and and chissled greek
Feature to woo a young lab technician by the name of jennifer, who of
Course happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a small vial
Of the precious semen.

The search for the egg was a short one - dr. mephisto simply ran an ad
In the classified section of an airline music magazine. the ad read:
Wanted: unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment. donors must
Have musical background. with a pleathera of young, eager wanna-be
Music starlets willing to sell their eggs, the two doctors - after
Rigorous
Auditioning - picked... and purchased.

Dr. abesacraben felt that it would be far less complicated legally if the
Fetus were brought to term in the womb of a non-human. he had long since
Secured the services of the university volleyball mascot, a llama by the
Name of missy.
When the baby was ready, the child via cesarean. it was a healthy baby
Boy; he was named kevin.

I once heard a noise,
In the night the most sensual voice.
Song of love from a eight year-old boy,
Stuck in my head.
And this is what he said:

I am gopher boy!
Pondering reality!
I am gopher boy!
Who will buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a beautiful child. dr. abesacraben saw to it that kevin was
Trained by the best in all aspects of performing. his voice was golden, and had a
Sweetness to it that most males lacked. he moved with grace, and was able to
Moonwalk by the time he was three. as kevin grew in his talent, dr. abesacraben
Started noticing odd developments in his physical state. when kevin lost his baby
Teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengance! they were at least twice
The size of a normal adults, and the two in front stuck nearly straight out. also
As kevin reached his eighth year, he was the same as the was when he was four. to
Top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was enormous, even by adult
Standards.
It also dawned on the doctor that even trough all the years of hearing kevin sing,
He rarely spoke, often choosing to communicate with various grunt and gurgles.

I once heard a noise,
In the night the most sensual voice.
Song of love from a eight year-old boy,
Stuck in my head.
And this is what he said:

I am gopher boy!
Pondering reality!
I am gopher boy!
Who will buy my raspberries?

Others were noticing the changes in kevin. children began to tease him - to call him gopher boy.
One day a bully by the name of big roy started throwing bananas at him.
Soon a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, kevin rushed at big roy and bit three finger fingers off on his left hand.
Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the state.
Dr. abesacrabens actions were found out, but because there was no legislation
Concerning the genetic instruction of a human being, no criminal charges were brought forth.
The medical associations board of ethics stripped him of all his creditials, and his reputation was ruined.
In fact, his name became to synonmous with failure, that for years to come,
Medical students around the world were known to say in times of mishaps,
Damn, I feel just like abesacraben.

Dr. mephisto immediately began procedings to adopt little kevin.
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
It wasnt long before the two were legally united as father and son.
They moved to colorado where they live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles.
But on occasion, if you listen closely,
You can hear his sweet golden signing voice ring out into the night over the town of south park:

I am gopher boy,
Pondering reality.
I am gopher boy,
Who will buy my raspberries?

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