Hello, Mr. Krinkle How are you today? Seems the rumors are about Your team might move away Now, me I'm sentimental But I'm not one to cry
Say there, Mr. Krinkle Let's cruise the Bastard boat Damn then sonsabitches With their gill-nets set afloat I flip on my tele and I watch the waters die C'mon, Mr. Krinkle, tell me why
Hey ho Mr. Krinkle Have you heard the brand new sound It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix Bocephus, Cher and James Brown It's called "Heavy Hometown" New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry C'mon, Mr. Krinkle, tell me why
