How bout one of them footlong sandwiches Got some tasty cola round here
Wow...look at that chevy go She's faster than greased up lightnin'
Soda pops and pimple cream Will proudly kick you down the green Just coat your cred with vaseline And shove it up your ass
Used to be a pimp But now i'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I used to be a pimp But now i'm hoinfodaman I'm ho'n for the advertising, advertising man
Ohh man that a juicy burger Crispy on them fries please
Used to be a pimp But now i'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I used to be a pimp But now i'm hoinfodaman I'm ho'n for the advertising, advertising man
He used to be a pimp But now he's hoinfodaman He's hoinfodaman He's hoinfodaman He used to be a pimp But now he's hoinfodaman He's ho'n for the advertising, advertising man
Now soda pops and pimple cream Will always kick you down the green But the worst thing about ole charlie sheen Was when hanes, they sold his ass
Used to be a pimp Now i'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman Used to be a pimp But now i'm hoinfodaman I'm ho'n for the advertising, advertising man
He used to be a pimp But now he's hoinfodaman He's hoinfodaman He's hoinfodaman He used to be a pimp But now he's hoinfodaman He's ho'n for the advertising, advertising man
