This is a song to Carol
 
  
  You were in the Japanese fast food
 
 And I dropped off your Japanese lover
 
 And you're going to the beach all day
 
 You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
 
 You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
  
 
 You're looking like you got some Sun
 
 Your blistered lips have got a kiss
 
 They taste a bit like everyone
 
 Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
  
 
 Your bone's got a little machine
 
 You're the bone machine
  
 
 I was talking to preachy preach about kissy kiss
 
 He bought me a soda, he bought me a soda, he bought me a soda
 
 And he tried to molest me in the parking lot
 
 Yup, yup, yup, yup
  
 
 I make you gray
 
 You make me hard
 
 Your Irish skin looks Mexican
 
 Our love is rice and beans and horse's lard
  
 
 Your bone's got a little machine
 
 You're the bone machine
  
 
 Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
 
 Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
 
 Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
 
 Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
  
 
 Your bone's got a little machine