Enough to make you scream
 
 Enough to make you laugh, yeah
 
 Don't know if I'm whole or if I'm half
 
 Look in the mirror, you tell me who I see
 
 Don't know what I'm supposed to be
 
  
  I need a doctor, I need him bad
 
 I need a doctor, the best you ever had
 
 I need a doctor before it gets much worse
 
 Forget the doctor, now find me a nurse
  
 
 Take that thermometer, stick it down my throat
 
 (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
 
 Keep an eye out for the white coats
 
 I'm goin' in circles inside this padded cell
 
 Tell you a secret if you don't tell
  
 
 I need a doctor, I need him bad
 
 I need a doctor, the best you ever had
 
 I need a doctor before it gets much worse
 
 Forget the doctor, now find me a nurse
  
 
 (Can't stand the pain)
 
 I can't face another night without you
 
 (Can't stand the pain)
  
 
 (Emergency, emergency)
 
 [?]
  
 
 Dial 911, the white truck's on its way
 
 You can rent my room, I intend to stay
 
 I need a break, they tell me I'm too tense
 
 Just lock the gate and build a fence
  
 
 I need a doctor, I need him bad
 
 I need a doctor, the best you ever had
 
 I need a doctor, I got the curse
 
 Forget the doctor, no, get me a nurse
  
 
 (Can't stand the pain)
 
 I can't face another night without you
 
 (Can't stand the pain)
  
 
 I need a doctor, I need him bad
 
 I need a doctor, the best you ever had
 
 I need a doctor before it gets much worse
 
 Forget the doctor, now get me a nurse
  
 
 I need a doctor, I need him bad
 
 I need a doctor, the best you ever had
 
 I need a doctor, no, don't call a hearse
 
 Forget the doctor, find me a nurse