While dogs were fuck in the kitchen My girl just fucked with my mind Why don't you have got a real job Why are you just fuck your time? So I had to go to Murphy's Coz I couldn't write a rhyme I drank a lot of whiskey and guiness And I fucked well fine
When I go to home I bang my girl I always do that Maybe I'm a crazy man but that's my attitude When I go out with my Paddys We don't like drink bloody a water And when I drink a whiskey That's always what I do