I can tell you're feeling wary
But you can count on uncle Barry
He can turn this butch-y duck into a swan
Your whole look could use a shake-up
You can borrow all my make-up
And the pair of spanks I currently have on
I think I'll pass
Treat the whole world like your runway
Make it fierce but in a fun way
Try to flip your hair like Cher
And drag queens do
And I don't mean to be rude, dear
But you could use some attitude, dear
Let's show the school that
Tonight belongs to you
One thing's universal
Life's no dress rehearsal
So why not make some waves before it's through
Go big or you've blown it
It's time that you own it
Let's make it clear that
Tonight belongs to you
Now, whatever we choose, you gotta remember to sell it
How do I do that?
Allow Miss Glickman to demonstrate
You might find this disconcerting
But old Barry's done some flirting
Try to bat your eyes and smize
Each time you grin
I can guess your whole agenda
You be Elphie
I'm Glinda
It's makeover time so why not just give in
Come on
One thing's universal
Life's no dress rehearsal
So why not make some waves before it's through
Go big or you've blown it
It's time that I own it
Yes ma'am!
Let's make it clear that
Tonight belongs to you
What?
Belongs to me
Oh God, I can't believe this is finally happening
She almost ruined it for all of us
Well, what goes around comes around. You look hot
You look so hot
Well I hate to sound conceited
But the boys get overheated
When I strike a pose or two like this
You have to hand it to me
I mean even I would do me
Let's show the world
Tonight belongs to us
One thing's universal
Life's no dress rehearsal
Excuse me while I state the obvious
Go big or you've blown it
It's time that we own it
Let's make it clear that
Tonight belongs to us
I have worked very hard on this night
And I have a right to enjoy it, too
Now you are going to have a wonderful prom
Like a normal girl. I made sure of that
What does that mean?
I don't like when strangers get in my way
Or anyone who messes with the PTA
Well maybe that's just me
But trust me
Fixing little problems is what I do
Now everyone is happy
I promise you
And I would never miss a night like this, Alyssa
You're my superstar
Now get your ass in the car
Tonight belongs to us
Tonight belongs to us
One thing's universal
Life's no dress rehearsal
Excuse me while I state the obvious
Go big or you've blown it
It's time that we own it
Let's make it clear that
Tonight belongs to
Make it clear that tonight belongs to
Make it clear that tonight belongs to us
