- 1
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl
- 2
Nerf Herder - Vivian
- 3
Nerf Herder - 2nd Best
- 4
Nerf Herder - 5000 Ways To Die
- 5
Nerf Herder - Annalee
- 6
Nerf Herder - Are You Ready For Summer
- 7
Nerf Herder - Baby Let Me Rock You
- 8
Nerf Herder - Blue Lite Special
- 9
Nerf Herder - Blue Sky
- 10
Nerf Herder - Boys Wanna Rock
- 11
Nerf Herder - Bridge Under Troubled Water
- 12
Nerf Herder - Busted
- 13
Nerf Herder - Can't Help Myself
- 14
Nerf Herder - Can't Wait
- 15
Nerf Herder - Cashmere
- 16
Nerf Herder - Come Back Down [hidden track]
- 17
Nerf Herder - Courtney Love
- 18
Nerf Herder - Deck the Halls
- 19
Nerf Herder - Defending the Faith
- 20
Nerf Herder - Diana
- 21
Nerf Herder - Do The Maurie
- 22
Nerf Herder - Doing Laundry
- 23
Nerf Herder - Don't Hate Me (Because I'm Beautiful)
- 24
Nerf Herder - Down On Haley
- 25
Nerf Herder - Easy Mark
- 26
Nerf Herder - Every Band Sings A Sad Sad Song
- 27
Nerf Herder - Feelin' Bad (demo)
- 28
Nerf Herder - For You
- 29
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt
- 30
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt Part 2
- 31
Nerf Herder - Heaven's Not Far
- 32
Nerf Herder - High Five Anxiety
- 33
Nerf Herder - Highschool
- 34
Nerf Herder - Hollywood Babe
- 35
Nerf Herder - Hospital
- 36
Nerf Herder - Hotel California
- 37
Nerf Herder - I Can't Help Myself
- 38
Nerf Herder - I Know What You're Getting For Xmas
- 39
Nerf Herder - I Only Eat Candy
- 40
Nerf Herder - I've Got A Boner For Christmas
- 41
Nerf Herder - Jacket
- 42
Nerf Herder - Jenna Bush Army
- 43
Nerf Herder - Jonathan
- 44
Nerf Herder - Karaoke King
- 45
Nerf Herder - Kiss Me Deadly
- 46
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame
- 47
Nerf Herder - Lamer Then Lame
- 48
Nerf Herder - Let Me Rock You
- 49
Nerf Herder - Life On Mars
- 50
Nerf Herder - Lipstick On Your Collar
- 51
Nerf Herder - Love Sandwhich
- 52
Nerf Herder - Mr. Blue Sky
- 53
Nerf Herder - Mr. Spock
- 54
Nerf Herder - Nervous Breakdown
- 55
Nerf Herder - New Jersey Girl
- 56
Nerf Herder - New Wave Girl
- 57
Nerf Herder - Nose Ring Girl
- 58
Nerf Herder - Oh Me, Oh My
- 59
Nerf Herder - Out of Reach
- 60
Nerf Herder - Pantera Fans In Love
- 61
Nerf Herder - Pervert
- 62
Nerf Herder - Rappin' Nerf Herder
- 63
Nerf Herder - Rise Above
- 64
Nerf Herder - Rock City News
- 65
Nerf Herder - Sad, Sad Song
- 66
Nerf Herder - Santa Has a Mullet
- 67
Nerf Herder - Second Best
- 68
Nerf Herder - She's A Sleestak
- 69
Nerf Herder - She's In The Hospital
- 70
Nerf Herder - Sigfried & Roy
- 71
Nerf Herder - Sigfried And Roy
- 72
Nerf Herder - Sorry
- 73
Nerf Herder - South Of Heaven
- 74
Nerf Herder - The Sportsmans Bar
- 75
Nerf Herder - Thinking of You
- 76
Nerf Herder - Thrown It All Away
- 77
Nerf Herder - Van Halen
- 78
Nerf Herder - Walkng Disaster
- 79
Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World
- 80
Nerf Herder - You Ready For The Summer?
- 81
Nerf Herder - You're Gonna Be The One Who's Sorry
- 82
Nerf Herder - You've Thrown It All Away
Rappin' Nerf Herder
Nerf Herder
Well I'm MC Parry and I'm here to say
That I came all the way from Goleta Way
And I'm recording in this old studio
Just standing around, kicking up the show
With Steve. He's playing the beat.
And Charlie's playing on the bass you see
Yeah Stevie Steve, on the drums
Oooh, Charlie... pickin' with his thumb
On the bass. Can you feel it.
Here it comesm Makes you want to kneel
On the ground.
And shke it all around.
And make a barking sound.
I'll tell you a story about a guy
He comes from Montecido. He's got a big eye.
And he's got a tattoo on his ass.
He's a big old punk rocker from the past.
Yeah he acts like a homeless man
But he lives in a palace in Montecido Land.
He's got a can of...
Budweiser!
Yeah all these punks. They think they're tough.
Yeah they walk around with tattoos all over their mugs
They say "I'm a big punk and I come from the city...
...I come from the city. Where life is shitty...
And I'm mad.
Cause my dad
He took away my rad
Corvette!
So I'm sitting at home on the sofa
I don't get a check. Yeah I'm a lazy boy
Hey fuck you! I'm a punker!
That means I can come around and play a stumper...
on you! Yeah!
I got my backup band. They're Bon Jovi.
That's all right. Cause I'm rockin', dont ya know me?
I'm a tough guy. I got a piercing in my ear.
I've got a tattoo from here to here.
Yeah, I'm cool.
I got 500 dollars
invested on the roses around my collar
stuck on there by a guy with a needle
needle... needle... needle...
yeah I'm BAD.
I'm Rad.
And my tennis shoes... they're pumped up. They're iron clad.
I'm so mean.
My girlfriend's a porno queen!
Yeah! YOU SUCK. Yeah I hate you! Your lousy music is phony.
And you come from a big old house on a hill
And you play in a club and you act like you will
be true. But you're not. What does your name rhyme with... uh... I dunno.
