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Mustard Plug - Not Giving In
- 2
Mustard Plug - Time To Wake Up
- 3
Mustard Plug - Mr. Smiley
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Mustard Plug - You
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Mustard Plug - Alone
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Mustard Plug - Already Gone
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Mustard Plug - Average Guy (7-11Man)
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Mustard Plug - Away From Here
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Mustard Plug - Beer (Song)
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Mustard Plug - Box
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Mustard Plug - Brain On Ska
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Mustard Plug - Copasetic
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Mustard Plug - Dressed Up
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Mustard Plug - Everything Girl
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Mustard Plug - Get It Goin' On
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Mustard Plug - Go
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Mustard Plug - Grow Up
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Mustard Plug - Gum
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Mustard Plug - Hit Me! Hit Me!
- 20
Mustard Plug - In Your Face
- 21
Mustard Plug - Insomnia
- 22
Mustard Plug - Jerry
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Mustard Plug - Just a Minute
- 24
Mustard Plug - Last Night
- 25
Mustard Plug - Life Is Too Short
- 26
Mustard Plug - Lolita
- 27
Mustard Plug - Mend Your Ways
- 28
Mustard Plug - Mendoza
- 29
Mustard Plug - Miss Michigan
- 30
Mustard Plug - Murder In The Tulip City
- 31
Mustard Plug - Never Be
- 32
Mustard Plug - No One But Myself
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Mustard Plug - Not Again
- 34
Mustard Plug - Not Enough
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Mustard Plug - On And On
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Mustard Plug - Over The Edge
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Mustard Plug - Pick-Pocket Man
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Mustard Plug - Puddle Of Blood
- 39
Mustard Plug - Real Rat Bastard
- 40
Mustard Plug - Sadie May
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Mustard Plug - Safe
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Mustard Plug - Schoolboy
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Mustard Plug - Send You Back
- 44
Mustard Plug - Skank by Numbers
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Mustard Plug - So Far to Go
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Mustard Plug - Someday, Right Now!
- 47
Mustard Plug - Something New
- 48
Mustard Plug - Sorry Now
- 49
Mustard Plug - Suburban Homesick Blues
- 50
Mustard Plug - Sweet Potato
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Mustard Plug - Tell Me
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Mustard Plug - The Freshman
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Mustard Plug - The Park
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Mustard Plug - Thigh High Nylons
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Mustard Plug - Throw a Bomb
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Mustard Plug - Time Will Come
- 57
Mustard Plug - To Be
- 58
Mustard Plug - Too Stoopid
- 59
Mustard Plug - We Want The Mustard
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Mustard Plug - We're Gunna Take on the World
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Mustard Plug - What You Say
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Mustard Plug - Who Benefits?
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Mustard Plug - Yesterday
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Mustard Plug - You Can't Go Back
Grow Up
Mustard Plug
Thinking about the future to pass the time of day.
With my friends sittin' laughin', they would mainly laugh at me,
because I was always different, it was all so plain to see.
Didn't want to be a fireman, a cowboy, or a cop.
I was always different like a sore thumb I stuck out.
Because even in my dreams I won't pretend to age,
I knew a life of normalcy was nothing but a cage.
When I grow up, I don't want to be like you!
To be a barbarian would be a lot of fun.
Sit around, eat raw meat in the mid day sun.
I'd dance around the fire, like a madman I would yell,
I'd smell a bit I'd fart a lot, I'd cut class and I'd belch.
I'd sack the Roman Empire and do with a grin.
I'd set the cities all ablaze...do it on a whim.
And people would shriek as I was coming into town,
because I'd bring my minotaur to help me fry it down.
When I grow up, I want something fun to do.
I don't know much, but this much I know is true..
when life is short, I don't want to be like you!
When I grow up I think I want to be white trash
living in a trailer park and sitting on my ass.
I'd beat my wife and kids, my kids are passed out in the lawn.
I'd steal my brewskies from my mom and often kick my dog.
I'd go to work an hour later, bitch about my boss.
I'd tell sexist jokes to all my friends to get my weight across.
And every friday night I think I'd bowl a round or two,
because standing watching monster trucks is just the thing to do!!
