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Mr T Experience - I Just Wanna Do It With You
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Mr T Experience - She's Coming (Over Tonight)
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Mr T Experience - A Mind Is A Terrible Thing
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Mr T Experience - A Song About a Girl Who Went Shopping
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Mr T Experience - A Zillion Years
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Mr T Experience - All My Promises
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Mr T Experience - And I Will Be With You
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Mr T Experience - Another Yesterday
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Mr T Experience - Are you there God? It's me, Margaret
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Mr T Experience - At Gilman Street
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Mr T Experience - Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba
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Mr T Experience - Bad Brain
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Mr T Experience - Big Mistake
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Mr T Experience - Big, Strange, Beautiful Hammer
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Mr T Experience - Book Of Revelation
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Mr T Experience - Boredom Zone
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Mr T Experience - Can I Do The Thing?
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Mr T Experience - Can't Get There From Here
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Mr T Experience - Checkers Speech
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Mr T Experience - Christine Bactine
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Mr T Experience - Crash
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Mr T Experience - Danny Partridge
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Mr T Experience - Deep Deep Down
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Mr T Experience - Dick With Ears
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Mr T Experience - Dictionary Girl
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Mr T Experience - Disconnection
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Mr T Experience - Don't Come Close
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Mr T Experience - Don't Go Away Go Go Girl
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Mr T Experience - Don't Go Breakin' My Heart
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Mr T Experience - Don't Know What I'll Do If You Don't
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Mr T Experience - Dumb Little Band
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Mr T Experience - Elizabeth Or Fight!
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Mr T Experience - Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend
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Mr T Experience - Everybody Knows You're Crying
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Mr T Experience - Fill In The Blank
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Mr T Experience - Flying Jelly Attack
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Mr T Experience - Fucked Up On Life
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Mr T Experience - Game Over
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Mr T Experience - Go Mental
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Mr T Experience - God Bless America
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Mr T Experience - God Bless Lawrence Livermore
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Mr T Experience - Hangin' On To You
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Mr T Experience - Hell Of Dumb
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Mr T Experience - Hello Kitty Menendez
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Mr T Experience - Here She Comes
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Mr T Experience - Hey Emily
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Mr T Experience - How I Made a Million in a Punk Rock Band
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Mr T Experience - How'd The Date End?
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Mr T Experience - I Ain't Gonna Be History
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Mr T Experience - I Believe In You
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Mr T Experience - I Don't Get It
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Mr T Experience - I Don't Need You Now
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Mr T Experience - I Don't Want You
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Mr T Experience - I Feel For You
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Mr T Experience - I Feel Love
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Mr T Experience - I Just Want To Have Something To Do
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Mr T Experience - I Love You But You're Standing On My Foot
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Mr T Experience - I Wanna Be Sedated
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Mr T Experience - I Wanted Everything
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Mr T Experience - I Wrote A Book About Rock And Roll
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Mr T Experience - I'd Do Anything For You
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Mr T Experience - I'm Against It
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Mr T Experience - I'm Breaking Out
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Mr T Experience - I'm In Love With Paula Pierce
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Mr T Experience - I'm Like Yeah, But She's All No
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Mr T Experience - Institutionalized Misogyny
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Mr T Experience - Is There Something I Should Know?
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Mr T Experience - Itching Powder In The Sleeping Bags
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Mr T Experience - Jill
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Mr T Experience - Just Your Way Of Saying No
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Mr T Experience - Kenny Smokes Cloves
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Mr T Experience - King Dork
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Mr T Experience - Last Time I Listened To You
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Mr T Experience - Lawnmower Of Love
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Mr T Experience - London
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Mr T Experience - Look Back and Crack
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Mr T Experience - Love American Style
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Mr T Experience - Love Is Dead
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Mr T Experience - Love Manifesto
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Mr T Experience - Make Up
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Mr T Experience - Marine Recruiter
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Mr T Experience - Martyr
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Mr T Experience - Mary Mary
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Mr T Experience - Master Of The Situation
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Mr T Experience - Merry Fuckin' Christmas
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Mr T Experience - More Than Toast
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Mr T Experience - My Stupid Life
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Mr T Experience - Naomi
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Mr T Experience - Needles and Pins
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Mr T Experience - New Girlfriend
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Mr T Experience - Now That You Are Gone
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Mr T Experience - Now We Are 21
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Mr T Experience - Oh, Just Have Some Faith In Me
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Mr T Experience - On The Team
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Mr T Experience - One Big Lie
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Mr T Experience - Our Days Are Numbered
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Mr T Experience - Our Love Will Last Forever And Ever
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Mr T Experience - Parasite
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Mr T Experience - Perhaps
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Mr T Experience - Personality Seminar
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Mr T Experience - Pig Latin
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Mr T Experience - Pleasant Valley Sunday
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Mr T Experience - Predictable
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Mr T Experience - Psycho Girl
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Mr T Experience - Questioningly
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Mr T Experience - Re-Activate Your Heart
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Mr T Experience - Ready Set Go
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Mr T Experience - Sackcloth and Ashes
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Mr T Experience - Say Goodnight
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Mr T Experience - Scientific
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Mr T Experience - See It Now
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Mr T Experience - Self-Pity
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Mr T Experience - Semi-OK
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Mr T Experience - Send Me a Postcard
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Mr T Experience - Sex Offender
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Mr T Experience - She Did Me In
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Mr T Experience - She's My Alcatraz
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Mr T Experience - She's No Rocket Scientist
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Mr T Experience - She's Not A Flower
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Mr T Experience - She's The One
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Mr T Experience - Sheep
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Mr T Experience - Shining
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Mr T Experience - Slag Bag
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Mr T Experience - So Long Sucker
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Mr T Experience - Somebody Who Cares
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Mr T Experience - Somebody's Song
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Mr T Experience - Sorry For Freaking Out On The Phone Last Night
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Mr T Experience - Supersonic
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Mr T Experience - Swallow Everything
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Mr T Experience - Swiss-Army Girlfriend
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Mr T Experience - T-Shirt Commercial
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Mr T Experience - Take All The Time You Need
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Mr T Experience - Tapin' Up My Heart
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Mr T Experience - Thank You (For Not Being One Of Them)
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Mr T Experience - That Prozac Moment
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Mr T Experience - The Boyfriend Box
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Mr T Experience - The Dustbin Of History
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Mr T Experience - The Empty Experience
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Mr T Experience - The End of the Ramones
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Mr T Experience - The Future Ain't What It Used To Be
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Mr T Experience - The Girl Scout Song
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Mr T Experience - The Girl Who Still Lives At Home
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Mr T Experience - The History of the Concept of the Soul
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Mr T Experience - The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
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Mr T Experience - There's Something Wrong with Me
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Mr T Experience - Time For Your Medicine
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Mr T Experience - Together Tonight
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Mr T Experience - Told You Once
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Mr T Experience - Tomorrow Is A Harsh Mistress
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Mr T Experience - Two Of Us
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Mr T Experience - Two-Minute Itch
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Mr T Experience - Untitled Spoken Word Piece
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Mr T Experience - Up and Down
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Mr T Experience - Velveeta
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Mr T Experience - Vive La France
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Mr T Experience - We Are The Future People of Tomorrow
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Mr T Experience - We Hate All The Same Things
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Mr T Experience - We'll Get By
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Mr T Experience - We're Not No One
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Mr T Experience - Wearing Out
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Mr T Experience - What Difference Does It Make?
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Mr T Experience - What Do You Want?
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Mr T Experience - What Is Punk?
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Mr T Experience - What Went Wrong
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Mr T Experience - What's in the Cuckoo Clock
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Mr T Experience - When I Lost You
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Mr T Experience - Whistle Bait
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Mr T Experience - Who Needs Happiness (I'd Rather Have You)
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Mr T Experience - Will You Still Love Me When I Don't Love You?
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Mr T Experience - With My Looks And Your Brains
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Mr T Experience - You Alone
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Mr T Experience - You Today
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Mr T Experience - You You You
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Mr T Experience - You're The Only One
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Mr T Experience - Zero
How'd The Date End?
Mr T Experience
I was dressed to the nines,
and she looked so blind,
in a pink sequin dress,
just a bit too tight,
and I was thinking this could be the night.
At the restaurant things were in full bloom.
She said she had to visit the ladies room.
It may have been just a visit,
but I guess along the way,
she decided that she'd extend her stay.
Did she ever come back?
No she never came back.
and the waiter was laughing as I paid the check.
We were going to go to the discotech.
(Actually at that point, that whole discotech idea,
was pretty much off).
On my way out, though, I chanced to see,
a girl at the bar making eyes at me.
So I said to myself, so this could be good.
We'll exchange smiles, phone numbers, and maybe even fluids.
So I bought her a drink, and I bought her two more,
and I asked her for her number as she walked out her door.
She said, "555-5555 and I live at number 55 drive."
Was it really her number?
No, it really was not,
and a ... is all I got,
when I tried to call it later on.
How'd the date end? Badly.
How'd the date end? Sadly.
It was not a love connection, nosiree.
How'd the date end? Terrible.
How'd the date end? Unbearable.
But that's not all, Chuck, as you will see.
I stumbled around 'til I found another bar,
which was good because I couldn't find my car.
I ordered a scotch and I drank it down,
and I did this several times 'til I lost count.
They picked me up where I'd fallen down.
I was read my rights and brought downtown.
I can't remember very much,
but I think it's safe to say that this date sucked.
How'd the date end? Terrible.
How'd the date end? Unbearable.
It was the worst thing that you ever saw.
How'd the date end? Horrible.
How'd the date end? Deplorable.
And now I've got a headache the size of Arkansas.
So Chuck, I don't care who the audience picked,
I'd rather be killed with a big sharp stick.
I'll stay on my own, it's my natural state,
whether or not I have a date.
