If you were a country, I’d be your flag If you were a smoke, I’d be your drag And if you were a junkie, I’d be your fix If you were a critic, I’d be your pick
I mean what I say When I say I’d be your anything Baby, if you were a picture, I’d be your frame If you were the wounded, I’d be your pain
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If you were so funny, I’d be your joke If you had the money, well we both might be broke And if you were a gun, I’d be your kill If you were the party, I’d be the pills
I mean what I say When I say I’d be your everything Oh baby, if you were a convict, I’d be your cell If you were a housewife, I’d be your living hell