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Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
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Monty Python - Money Song
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Monty Python - Eric The Half-A-Bee
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Monty Python - The Penis Song
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Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred
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Monty Python - Olhe Sempre Pro Lado Bom da Vida
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Monty Python - Bright Side Of Life
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Monty Python - Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us
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Monty Python - The Galaxy Song
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Monty Python - The Lumberjack Song
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Monty Python - The Meaning Of Life
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Monty Python - Christmas In Heaven
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Monty Python - Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part?)
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Monty Python - Henry Kissinger
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Monty Python - His Name Is Lancelot
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Monty Python - I'm All Alone
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Monty Python - Knights Of The Round Table
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Monty Python - Penis Song
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Monty Python - Sit On My Face
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Monty Python - The Silly Walks Song
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Monty Python - The Vagina Song
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Monty Python - Accountancy Shanty
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Monty Python - Act II Finale
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Monty Python - All For One
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Monty Python - All Things Dull And Ugly
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Monty Python - Answering Machine Song
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Monty Python - Bells
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Monty Python - Brave Sir Robin
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Monty Python - Brian Song
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Monty Python - Bruce's Philosophers Song
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Monty Python - Come With Me
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Monty Python - Decomposing Composers
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Monty Python - Find Your Grail
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Monty Python - Finland
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Monty Python - Finland / Fisch Schlapping Dance
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Monty Python - He's Not Dead Yet
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Monty Python - Historian's Introduction to Act One
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Monty Python - Historian's Introduction to Act Two
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Monty Python - Ho Ho Fuking Ho
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Monty Python - I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio
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Monty Python - I Like Chinese
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Monty Python - I'm so worried
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Monty Python - I've Got a Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
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Monty Python - I've Got Two Legs
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Monty Python - Laker Girls Cheer
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Monty Python - Life Of Brian Theme
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Monty Python - Medical Love Song
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Monty Python - Never be rude to an Arab
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Monty Python - Oliver Cromwell
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Monty Python - Run Away
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Monty Python - Sir Robin's Song
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Monty Python - Spam Song
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Monty Python - Swamp Castle
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Monty Python - The Camelot Song
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Monty Python - The Song That Goes Like This
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Monty Python - Traffic Lights
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Monty Python - Twice In Every Show
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Monty Python - Where Are You
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Monty Python - You Won't Succeed On Broadway
He's Not Dead Yet
Monty Python
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
LANCE (spoken):
Here's one.
DAD (spoken):
I'm not dead!
ROBIN (spoken):
Here, he says he's not dead!
LANCE (spoken):
Yes he is.
DAD (spoken):
I feel happy. I feel happy.
(sung)
I am not dead yet
I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the Highland Fling
I am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
Cause I'm not yet dead.
BODIES:
He is not yet dead
That's what the geezer said
No, he's not yet dead
That man is off his head
He is not yet dead
So put him back in bed
Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead.
Well now he's dead
You whacked him on the head
Sure, now he's dead
It makes me just see red
You are such a brute
To murder that old coot
You homicidal bastard, now he's really dead
Who is the knave who put him in his grave
And who needs to manage his anger?
LANCE:
My name is Lancelot
I'm big, and strong, and hot.
Occasionally I do
Some things that I should not.
ROBIN:
I want to be a knight
But I don't like to fight
I'm rather scared I may
Just simply run away
LANCE:
I'll be right with you
Robin, through and through and through
So stick with me
And I'll show you what to do
ROBIN:
We'll remain good chums
You can teach me how to dance
ROBIN & LANCE:
We're going to enlist
ROBIN
I'm Robin
LANCE
And I'm Lance
CHORUS:
Oh we're off to war
Because we're not yet dead
We will all enlist
As the Knights that Arthur led.
DAD:
I am coming too
My name will be Sir Fred
I'll be your musician
Cos I'm not yet dead
CHORUS:
Oh we're not yet dead
To Camelot we go
To enlist instead
To try and earn some dough
And so although
We should have stayed in bed
We're going off to war
Because we're not yet dead
FRED:
I am coming, too
My name will be Sir Fred
I'll be your musician
'Cause I'm not yet dead
LANCE:
To kill
I will
It gives me such a thrill
ROBIN:
To sing
And dance
And keep an eye on Lance
ALL:
We're going off to war
We'll have girlfriends by the score
DAD:
We'll be shot by Michael Moore!
ALL: Because we're not yet dead.
