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Momus - The Cabriolet
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Momus - John The Baptist Jones
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Momus - Lucky Like St. Sebastian
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Momus - The Guitar Lesson
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Momus - A Complete History Of Sexual Jealousy (Parts 17 – 24)
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Momus - A Dull Documentary
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Momus - A Monkey For Sallie
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Momus - Afterglow
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Momus - Amongst Women Only
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Momus - Bishonen
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Momus - Bluestocking
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Momus - Cibachrome Blue
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Momus - Closer To You
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Momus - Conquistador
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Momus - Don't Stop The Night
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Momus - Eleven Executioners
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Momus - Flame Into Being
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Momus - Hippopotamomus
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Momus - How do You Find My Sister?
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Momus - I Ate a Girl Right Up
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Momus - I Was a Maoist Intellectual
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Momus - Ice King
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Momus - In The Sanatorium
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Momus - Islington John
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Momus - King Solomon's Song And Mine
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Momus - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous
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Momus - Little Lord Obedience
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Momus - Lord Of The Dance
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Momus - Love On Ice
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Momus - Marquis Of Sadness
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Momus - Michelin Man
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Momus - Momutation 3
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Momus - Moop Bears
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Momus - Murderers, The Hope Of Women
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Momus - Paper Wraps Rock
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Momus - Pornography
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Momus - Righthand Heart
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Momus - Rules Of The Game Of Quoits
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Momus - Sex For The Disabled
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Momus - Shaftesbury Avenue
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Momus - Situation Comedy Blues
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Momus - Song In Contravention
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Momus - Spacewalk
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Momus - Summer Holiday 1999
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs
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Momus - The Angels Are Voyeurs (Reprise)
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Momus - The Charm Of Innocence
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Momus - The Day The Circus Came To Town
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Momus - The Gatecrasher
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Momus - The Hairstyle Of The Devil
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Momus - The Homosexual
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Momus - The Lesson Of Sodom (According To Lot)
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Momus - The Painter And His Model
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Momus - The Rape Of Lucretia
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Momus - Three Wars
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Momus - Trans Siberian Express
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Momus - Trust Me, I'm a Doctor
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Momus - Ventriloquists And Dolls
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Momus - Violets
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Momus - Virtual Reality
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Momus - Vocation
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Momus - Voyager
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Momus - What Will Death Be Like?
Three Wars
Momus
Begins with an uprising of adrenalin
The first war begins with the testicles descending
And desire assassinating the child that you once were
The war begins at school when you rebel against the maths teacher
Who touched you up behind his desk
And ends when you've failed your final maths exam
And had your first success with sex
The war brings new discoveries
How to make dog fights with your thyroid and pituitary glands
How the Zeppelin can fly at your command
And a generation lays down its life
When after all they've done for you
The good parents die
Resurrected as your enemy
And when the girl you've started wanting
More than all you've ever wanted says no
She is your enemy too
But you survive
And from the trenches of your newly found opinions
Quickly dug, quickly abandoned
The white flag waves for an armistice on Christmas Day
Then your voice rings round the family front room
Like a drill sergeant's in front of his platoon
Broken too soon
But you survive
The second war, the war of 39 to 45
Begins when you identify your own inner Third Reich
The second war begins with a sudden hypochondria
A visit to a doctor who waves a piece of paper and says
'This time it's just a false alarm'
The war begins at work with some intoxicating news
When the letter comes that offers you promotion
And ends when you decide to let them offer it
To younger men with more ambition
The war brings new perspectives when you suddenly see through
The politics of power which possessed you
Through all your working hours
And a generation lays down its life
When the whizz kids of the industry
Slow down and die resurrected as your enemy
And when the woman who accepted you
When all the rest rejected you goes
She is your enemy too
But you survive
And at weekends you get custody of an only child
Already adolescent and unreconciled
Who laughs at you, you and your new-found piety
And his laugh rings round your faint desire for God
Like an order from an inner firing squad
Breaking the ties of blood
But you survive
But the third war is the war that never comes
The war that never comes to everyone
Begins the second after next by accident
Ends everything except itself
The war brings nothing, the unimaginable
That the old imagine all the time
Imagine imagination dying
And a generation lays down its life
When it refuses the creation of new ways to live
And when the great invention falls apart
Ripping through the atoms of your heart
The third war will start
Which no-one survives